Barry the Pilot

I can taxi there, but have to land on the beach.

Barry's no-questions-asked Caesar BTT flights are now available. For only $5K you can be picked up at any airstrip (or open highway) and transported safely to a destination. I'm available on all servers, just check the player list and see if I'm online, or message me on the forums to schedule alongside a planned run. Pictured below, I have extensive practice in flying the Caesar BTT from transporting cargo across Altis, I have a 95% success rate landing on airstrips, 60% landing on open highways and 40% landing on semi-flat fields. https://imgur.com/DeoYt71 The plane I use is the Caesar BTT, it can carry up to three passengers and at least five times as many guns. https://imgur.com/jKst2rG Services include: Airstrip transportation (People and/or cargo), Emergency transportation (Non-airstrip landings), Aerial Reconnaissance, Kavala landings and special requests all $5K each. Message me in-game or on the forums.

Since I've seen Viet Cong shat on by a couple inactive members who barely played, putting it on their previous gangs in applications as if they'd been a part of us, I just wanted to add this as well: Viet Cong was a gang for a special kind of person, we had great times and I'll actually have stories from that gang to tell my buddies for years, it sucks our fuse reached it's end. Even though the gang was sacrificed by one selfish person to save themselves, I hope you guys keep raising hell and having fun. I have returned.

150k

Looking for: Three Crater Two Crater

Epic, that's me at 1:17. I'll be signing copies of this video in Kavala on Saturdays.

Didn't even need to grind free realms, you could do whatever you want.

Don't tell anyone, but look behind the waterfall near the Commons.

300k if S3

The best video on Youtube*

Give the Governor an option to apply government subsidized revives.

Is Drug Running with the plane meant to give infamy, or nah?

Drug running doesn't give any infamy.

If some rookbanger stumbles upon a load of money and goes out of their way to RPG my scotch van you can bet there's going to be a hit.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/USB-Office-Keyboard-Dell-L100-Other-Models-/191944636272 Best keyboard by far.

Pls open bob and send vagene

You mean the modified copypasta from 2009?

I've heard of mopheads before, but this is taking it to an entirely new level.

So this is where the APD is whenever my excavation trips are being robbed.

How good are you with math exactly. Welcome.

Siiiick montage.

Props to all the cool dudes who joined in.

It's a regional dialect.

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of theway.) My name is KCAN, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That iswhy I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.I am 5 and a half – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am nighsexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individualsof her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.Doom!That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much luck and many nearby Paramedics.Yours,The Penguin of Doom.