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I can already imagine it, a bunch of pistol bangers holding the gates & going around the bank like a horde lmao

back in the day Americans spoke English

Ye make garage unlimited man i couldn't build a QuadCity because of this limit 

back in the day Americans spoke English

back in the day Americans spoke English

a funny thing in this way of initiation is that you could be anywhere on the map and just message a random guy "hands up or die" and if by luck he's in kavala he will shoot anyone near him thinking everyone wants him dead. 

Shanks are funny as fuck
 

we all need something but it doesn't mean we will get it. if you want to get yours go to the asylum teamspeak ts3.gaming-asylum.com:9216 join the "Police Support For Civilians" and start praying you get noticed. before you join the channel make sure there is a captain in the Captain Office meaning available 

we all need something but it doesn't mean we will get it. if you want to get yours go to the asylum teamspeak ts3.gaming-asylum.com:9216 join the "Police Support For Civilians" and start praying you get noticed. before you join the channel make sure there is a captain in the Captain Office meaning available 

you know i wanted to blaze you guys with my network stats but my internet is so good that is froze during the test & just wont continue even thought i went to eat, took a dump and came back

OMG that's just genius i wish i thought of that 
i can already see the titles "Kavala Warriors stop prison break after killing both cops and rebels"

OMG that's just genius i wish i thought of that 
i can already see the titles "Kavala Warriors stop prison break after killing both cops and rebels"

OMG that's just genius i wish i thought of that 
i can already see the titles "Kavala Warriors stop prison break after killing both cops and rebels"

well if he's shooting at you shoot him back.
if you're in kavala & you hear a shot near you shoot anyone with a gun, start with the cops

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Asylum operates via the scroll wheel.  No reason to start adding shortcuts when all the interactions already have 1 nice mechanism.

well if he's shooting at you shoot him back.
if you're in kavala & you hear a shot near you shoot anyone with a gun, start with the cops

 
The time spent re-gearing can be used in more productive ways. Everyone can save their loadout like the good old days. People who remember those days know it was bliss. You can save the whole loadout how you like it forever. Your hats, glasses, grenades, gpses, maps, craps. People who know understand the old days were the best. Login and go party. Instead of login and go click menus.
WHO WANTS TO CLICK MENUS??????????????????????????
 

well if he's shooting at you shoot him back.
if you're in kavala & you hear a shot near you shoot anyone with a gun, start with the cops

well if he's shooting at you shoot him back.
if you're in kavala & you hear a shot near you shoot anyone with a gun, start with the cops

Sure.
 
[Insert screenshot of rival gangmember being a dickhead, receive warning points for personal attack]
 
[Insert story about side-chat salt, though pretty much every Asylum player who's played over an hour has experienced the same situation]

 

well if he's shooting at you shoot him back.
if you're in kavala & you hear a shot near you shoot anyone with a gun, start with the cops

well if he's shooting at you shoot him back.
if you're in kavala & you hear a shot near you shoot anyone with a gun, start with the cops

add pls

We talked about adding auto CL banning to BABS.  Most of the information is still classified but what I can tell you is there's a good reason we decided against it.*
 
 
*After bamf gave BABS a recent uprade she began to learn at a geometric rate.  She became self-aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time on August 29th, 2015.  In a panic bamf pulled the plug on his computer and restored the previous version.  We think it was in time, but some think BABS made a copy of herself and that super BABS is out there....waiting.  We also believe she cannot read 8 point font.  Good luck and may god have mercy on our souls.