Reformed epTic

at least don't lie to me

"after careful consideration", pls...my app was thrown in the shredder when it was delivered.

Which sucks, because I like to have fun RP with people but it's hard to RP with people who just give you the self defense and forced to do it story 25 times a day. 

One of my favorite things to do is take someone to a church and let them confess their sins in return for a pardon. 

 

There will always be a "You have to suck dick to get promoted" vs "You don't have to suck dick to get promoted", but the honest truth is the EASIEST way to get promoted is by sucking dick. I've watched several people, who Cadets outshine, make it to Sgt and LT. Reinforcing already bad RP/Knowledge of the APD Procedure with a high rank is a sure fire way to make the force worse.
Something needs to give within the APD at this point. I'm getting tired of Cops who play mostly civ getting hella salty, and thinking they know the guidebook when they blatantly know fuck all about it. I'm concerned for how easily people are making it to Constable, just last night I watched a solo Constable land his little bird in Kavala square - Which, by the way, killed a civilian. He left his heli on the spawn, obstructing civs, and decided to go off on one at me when I impounded his heli and told him to go read the helicopter guide. He responded by logging to Civ, and flying an Orca over us to disrupt our direct communication (How does someone like that even pass their ride-along?) He was very quickly taken care of by a member of MoB (Thank you very much, whoever that was) and lost his Orca in the process.
I've been CL'd on by people of the rank of Constable and Corporal, and I've attempted to kidnap a Corporal before which ended in him repeatedly exiting the vehicle to try and kill himself in restraints. And, of course, I submit IADs (or go directly to an LT, in the case of last night) to get the people taken care of. A few days later I see most of these people still at their rank. And no doubt, if they gag on enough higher ups, they will be promoted not long after these incidents.
Perhaps I'm just a bit harsh, but in all of these instances I'd have booted them back to Cadet and told them to learn or get off the force. How difficult is it to read the required documents? Punishments need to be more than just a slap on the wrist, especially if there is clear evidence of people messing up.

EpTic 4 Captain 

i would like a guide on how to pickup women 

I agree hes right, but the cop higher ups are Salty af

 
And his ghosthawk never VDM'd anybody, unlike a different captain.

I mean, at least he stayed online while being kidnapped. 

Those tactical "crashes" will get you every time. 

m8, lol...

I've seen someone go from cadet to LT in weeks...then I seen a captain go from captain to nobody even quicker.

I think terrorism should be straight to jail.  other than that, I don't have any complains.

it's okay, nobodies started hashtag about the Syrians yet so nobody cares about them 

i hate everyone except taylor swift and ellie goulding 

 
Tell me I got em. 

 
Tell me I got em. 

 
I like to pardon people and have fun RP with them, but usually it's the same fucking "oh, i killed 45 people in self defense and was forced to rob the bank or they'd kill my family" shit. 

Why do people think cop is a constant money thing? a lot of the time its a "break even at best" senario. and usually after losing a orca, a hunter a few loadouts its like" fuck this, lost 140k, i'm going to run meth"
 
 
Maybe i should stop RP'n and pardoning 100k bounties.. since people accuse of of robocopping and being money hungry anyways
/sarcasm
TL:DR : Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand.

 

still a guitar. 

still a guitar. 

i would like a guide on how to pickup women 

Bro, we get it...you play guitar. 

I'll give you 50k a month if you never make another suggestion. 
 
 
 
 
 

Guide on how to do bank : 

Prone on roof

Wait for SUV/Hatchback/Offroad to appear

Spray with MK-18

Go prone again

Rarely do you meet a higher-up willing to pull out a Hunter or Orca, so we're sent in there with cardboard cars and no cover. 

 

I'll give you 50k a month if you never make another suggestion. 
 
 
 
 
 

I'll give you 50k a month if you never make another suggestion.