Jamooze

If leon ever comes back im giving him captain, try and stop me.

dunno if there's any old school UT fans out there but they're making a new one and the pre alpha is free. https://www.epicgames.com/unrealtournament/

No swimming?

Hype!

I don't know much about anything but you could try http://www.speedtest.net/ and see if it's your speedz causing your trouble

lol the way he flops through the air is hilarious

Uhhhh what to give donors? Hows about a dope ass server with an amazing community. When I donated it was to pay for what I'd already gotten, not to get more. I doubt I would have played any other life server / ArmA game mode for 2-3k hours. All hail Paratus, bitch.

I wouldn't say forget about money but this is what I did for my first 6 months on Asylum™, well said Boris.

yeah man they trolled the shit out of me lol, I don't usually get like that GG

Dang lol, I get nervous when addressing important people haha

@KBW Thank you for all your hard work kind sir, you have earned a permanent get out of jail free card

wow that's god damned hilarious, well done haha

Hope you stretched your fingers boys........................ https://gyazo.com/a4c2ab39fccdc4be72e292ca799f72fb

Ok, because this is fun and beta access is for nerdz I will be post a gyazo of MY beta access key in exactly 5 mins of this post.

wow man unlucky https://gyazo.com/016158c770c50cb7a1a5a6d2e86dc87a

I too (drunkenly) pre-ordered Overwatch, but require no memes, good luck sirs 7801163211558798726800506

Welcome charlie I hope you enjoy the servers

Nice to meet you Gannon, I hope you enjoy your stay as much as I have

did you just call Nv Pippi a career pig? hmmm.....

I have 15k and 5 talent points from two full days on #6 Cop, I run around with a 9mm that can't disable moving cars and has a max range of 100ish meters. When I try to arrest anyone at a illegal area I'm 9/10 times met with at least 6+ hostiles with 7.62 and one shot pistols. You guys are babies.

mk200 with a silencer, blame Hubs for the quality... I got pooped on at the bank shortly after that pic so RIP fancy weapon.

10k hours? People are coming up with the craziest things trying to justify losing. I personally wear my night vision during the daytime so if I get rekt I have an excuse but if I down them I'm god tier, you guys should try it.

I was a career cop for a year and and few months before I mistakenly made that post. I never cared about ranking up, always had 3+ cadets with me, and never played with higher ups. The only reason higher ranks knew me is because I was a constable with a lot of the old timers(when they were constables themselves). Only reason some of the admins know me is because I played civ for 6 months before I ever became a cop and a lot of them were non admin constables who would arrest me all the time. Seriously though, I can own up to my mistake of making that post, and I hope my constant leniency shows that I know people make mistakes but also know it doesn't define who we are. I apologize to all the perfect individuals who never make mistakes, but that's just not me. What I failed to realize when I made that post is that it's literally impossible for a SGT+ to promote someone they don't know, how could they? So who do we put the blame on, the user for not finding the higher ups or higher ups for not finding the users? Oh, and by the way Murmurs, my actual feedback was that my playtime was 40% and that no one knew me (because I didn't play with higher ups! whoops!) So please make sure you have your facts straight before you try to sling someone through the mud. This is the last time I'll be visiting this post but would like to say that if ANYONE ever has an issue / idea/ complaint/ what-the-fuck-ever it may be I am ALWAYS willing to speak to you. I don't think I am special, smart, or anything more than another person. My only goal as Captain is to give my all to my favorite gaming community who has treated me so well over the last couple of years. I love you all - Jamooze

All I see is one giant road that goes around the whole island, nothing in the middle. We need roads!