Treeontyn

Whoever is working in the construction industry please ALWAYS wear goggles. Yesterday they saved my eye. I was cutting a hole in a ventilation duct, which I have done more than 100 time, but this time the isolation inside the duck burning because of the grinder spark created an accumulation of gas which made a huge explosion directly in my face which was 1 foot away from the hole I was cutting.( this isn't supposed to happen since the isolation is fireproof, what created the gas is a different glue the used to stick the isolation into the duct) . I was burned in all the face to the 1st and 2nd degree, I lost all hair in my face, My beard saved a part of my face because it burns instead of my skin. without those safety goggle I would of loss my eye. You only have 2 eyes please protect them. right now the only thing helping me is a high dose of morphine.  

mitch the community manager BY THE WAY. 

And Bamf has just become a co-owner of Asylum with Paratus. It's finally time; all the hard work, sweat, and some tears, Bamf has finally landed a major position as co-lead developer for Asylum. Paratus' is promising big things, the adrenaline is getting to him as he now has someone to help him develop this RP server, and to Bamf. It starts off well for Bamf. He's active with the community talking about changes to ban policies, updating the community on the massive BE kicks, says they plan to work on fixing this. He even breaks it down, gives numbers/insight to the problem until he realizes nothing he has done has mattered. Bohemia make the mistake of saying "it's us, not you" and that's when it starts to go downhill....
Gnashes appears out of nowhere, right beside Bamf's side, "the problem isn't on us, it's Bohemia's fuckup" becomes his go-to line very quickly. He becomes the Sam to Bamf's Frodo willing to help carry the burden of this community. BIS has said they found a fix for the BE kicks, but it fails. Bamf scrambles to Server 4 with its more downtime than uptime, trying his hardest to fix the issues. Gnashes continues to talk about his 60 hour work weeks and why there hasn't been an update for a month or more. Bamf claims he found the solution, remove Server 2, move the S4 information to 2, and that'll solve it. Gnashes gains an extra 50lbs licking up the salt of all the S2 people. Bamf has to scramble frantically to calm the situation... There's talks of an update coming soon.....
But as all good stories go, a simple talent tree for rebels would be too easy. Instead, let's rework how the illegal drug areas work first. Did you spend 800k - 1mil on that 3 crate meth house? that's cute, because fuck you. To add with the RNG of our lootcrate boxes, we wanted to throw some more randomness in there and rework the drug fields. Heroin, coke, and meth all now rotate! And not only that, whenever you're logged in, there's a 100% guarantee it won't be on your side! And server just restarted, so feel free to check back in 3hours from now. The walls of Asylum begin to crumble. People begin to ramble about the recent changes, the constant lag and desync. Talks of another RolePlay Island start to become more than just whispers. People begin to question their allegiance to Asylum, wondering "what's it all for?" 
Then it hits. The news. Rebel. Talent. Tree. It gets announced that it's being worked on. People begin to spam their POGGERS and hope arises. The news of a RBT being worked on spreads far and wide, calling back people who left the world of Asylum to return home. Could this really be it? Could this be true? "Be patient" "stay calm" "it's coming soon" "it's coming September 5" () are on repeat by devs and admins alike. The playerbase begin to grow weary as time moves on with no updates, people are beginning to get skeptical once again... There is only one question that remains...
@Poseidon have you come to save us, or have you doomed us all?
 
 
For the memes, and because my hardcore character died in PoE rip.

Maybe next time 

who are you?

Y I K E S

watch this video to watch me represent myself in the hardest case of my life.
 
 

@Kille 
@Buck Sorry

I have chosen to hand in my titles of hacker aimbot godmode captain back to asylum as my time is up and im now an old asylum man, this time it's my decision to leave not the ADMINS. I go out on my terms like Lightning mcqueen. 
 

Trash.. neck plz

A lot of people ask me why I barely report stuff. 50% or more of these clips are Reportable/Compable. At half an hour/hour for each clip to make a report, you do the math. 
 

Some old clips, but it's something.  

Big update isn't this week, sorry guys.  
I've been busy this week with job searching and appointments. Hopefully next week is pretty open but no clue, I applied to like a dozen IT jobs. Once the job search addiction calms down i'll "Pop an addy code a fatty" as @Azeh phrased so perfectly.

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@KrazyKnight 

@Clint Beastwood yes I am a master i will teach you one day

You make me sick. Your server couldn't keep up with my high end skill set #FreeTheBadger
1 @wollie35 sorry about the 250k feels bad man.
2 @PantherJames your master is leaving now, you will have to carry yourself at cartels now my friend
3  @Treeontyn  oh tree maybe you should keep to making montages on roblox because your not on my level get good kid
4 @Tom Kappa i taught you the ways man
5 @TJ Collins you best watch yourself 
 

Flawless chase got away clean

I see this as a no balls and for this you shall be meme'd mitch. You're lucky there is no spice about you or you'd have felt the whole thing burn down your stupid throat
 
 

@Lorax I actually fucking love you I'm crying
 
 
@PantherJames @xXfreakkidXx @Teeway

#ChinaPeople2 
#StopRacismInAsylum