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matt.

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  2. @bamf Make it so when you press request trial by accident you can still pay the bounty...
  3. Back when no one was tanking
  4. Make it so we can move it aswell and spawn a lot of them in kavala
  5. The Bank of Altis has moved back to Pyrgos. So much cancer
  6. I know that you still need to have a donor level > 2 to get the 8m skin
  7. not karma, it's just short memory
  8. @Subaru I take exception to a few key aspects of Subaru's malisons. As is customary for a letter of this sort, I will now offer up paper and ink anent the phylogeny of Subaru's satanic hariolations in order to make the point that Subaru exhibits a lack of humility, a lack of concern about what other people think. I certainly doubt we could beat this into Subaru's head, but some macabre smut peddlers are actually considering helping Subaru make us less united, less moral, less sensitive, less engaged, and more perversely judgmental. How quickly such people forget that they were lied to, made fun of, and ridiculed by Subaru on numerous occasions. For reasons which I will adumbrate presently, any rational argument must acknowledge this. Subaru's jejune, untrustworthy escapades, naturally, do not. Subaru has repeatedly been spotted funding, assembling, and training shabby liars and cheats to hijack the word “superphlogistication” and use it to organize a whispering campaign against me. When questioned about that, it either denies any knowledge of it or offers unbelievable and ludicrous explanations that only an adversarial, louche zob could believe. I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I wish only that Subaru had the same intellectual honesty. Subaru refers to almost everyone it dislikes as “untoward”. Consequently, when I made some disparaging remarks about Subaru's ebullitions, the choicest word Subaru found for me was—wait for it—"untoward". My purpose in telling you this is not to highlight Subaru's limited vocabulary but rather to remind you that I have frequently criticized Subaru's unspoken plan to dupe people into believing that might makes right. It usually addresses my criticisms by accusing me of insurrectionism, cannibalism, child molestation, and halitosis. Subaru hopes that by delegitimizing me this way, no one will listen to me when I say that the practice of intersectionality—that is, taking into account the way different forms of oppression mutually reinforce each other and differentially affect different subgroups—was not developed for the sake of a “more oppressed than you” competition. It was developed precisely in order to help people help themselves. Subaru has been making a ham-handed effort to show that you and I are objects for it to use then casually throw away and forget like old newsprint that's performed its duty catching bird droppings. I'm guessing that most people are starting to realize that such claims are a distortion of the truth and that we desperately need to combat these lies by extirpating Oblomovism root, trunk, and branch. In the simplest of terms, Subaru's little schemes are bound to fail. Hence and therefore, if you look back over some of my older letters, you'll see that I predicted that it would peddle fake fears to the public. And, as I predicted, it did. But you know, that was not a difficult prediction to make. Anyone who has bothered to learn even a little about Subaru could have made the same prediction. I think we can undeniably say that if I were elected Ruler of the World, my first act of business would be to tackle the multinational death machine that Subaru is currently constructing. I would further use my position to inform certain segments of the Earth's population that Subaru's latest diatribe is Subaru-style lunacy at its very finest. Every despicable word of that diatribe paints a perfect picture of Subaru's hysteria and reveals that Subaru says that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty. Hey, Subaru, how about telling us the truth for once? Subaru's most progressive idea is to perpetuate what we all know is a corrupt system. If that sounds progressive to you, you must be facing the wrong way. Subaru's favorite trick is to take something irrelevant out of context and repeat it over and over again until it is cited as established fact. This leads to an “establishment of lies”—lies that soon appear in everyday conversation as people rehash them using household words. Subaru's goal is for people to quickly lose their ability to see that Subaru motivates people to join its polity by using words like “humanity”, “compassion”, and “unity”. This is a great deception. What Subaru really wants to do is perpetuate the myth that it's a saintly figure—philanthropic, noble, and wise. That's why Subaru is like the man behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz. Pull back the curtain of anarchism and you'll see a featherbrained dopehead hiding behind it, furiously pulling the levers of totalitarianism in a raving, passive-aggressive attempt to declare that the bogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to its demands. That sort of discovery should make any sane person realize that no one believes that Subaru is laser-focused on the most pressing issues facing our nation. No one. Some of us lament this. Some are angered by it. Many are resigned to it. Some try dispassionately to explain how they think it came to be. But no one disputes it. No one even disputes that Subaru has vowed that quicker than you can double-check the spelling of “eulamellibranchiate” it'll promote the lie of animalism. This is hardly news; Subaru has been vowing that for months with the regularity of a metronome. What is news is that the voices of its victims have not historically been chronicled. They have gone largely unnoticed and undocumented. What can we do about that? I suggest we start by stopping Subaru's encroachments on our heritage. Doing so will demonstrate to the world that Subaru identifies with foul tosspots. To understand identity in the context of the present social order, however, one must first understand that the main dissensus between me and Subaru is that I warrant that Subaru controls a secret underground empire. Subaru, on the other hand, feels that representative government is an outmoded system that should be replaced by a system of overt ethnocentrism. It will not be easy to shine a light on Subaru's efforts to deny the legitimacy of those who go placidly amid the noise and haste. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that for the overriding reason that Subaru, with its craftiness and militant antics, will entirely control our country's exuberant riches before the year is over. Subaru will then use those riches to convince impressionable young people that it can override nature. The moral of this story is that it asserts that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible. I hate to sound a dissenting note, but this assertion is pure insanity. As Subaru ought to know, the reality is that some organizations are responsible and others are not. Subaru falls into the category of “not”. It's not necessarily the case, as Subaru maintains, that Subaru is an irreplaceable shaman who can cure the sick, divine the hidden, and control events. On the contrary, I was once screamed at by a complete stranger who insisted that the purpose of education is to induce correct opinion rather than to search for wisdom and liberate the mind. That's one sure tip-off to the fact that you're being assaulted by one of Subaru's flunkies: the incredible amount of bombast; the heroic, utopian grandiloquence; the boastfulness; and the complete lack of reality. I find it depressing that so many vagarious pests buy that sort of thing. Perhaps it's because they're unaware that Subaru's witticisms are eerily similar to those promoted by madmen such as Pol Pot. What's scary, though, is that their extollment of radicalism has been ratcheted up a few notches from anything Pol Pot ever conjured up. In the end, we have to ask, “Why can't Subaru state the facts straightforwardly without their being exaggerated, aggrandized, altered, fiddled with, dressed up, falsified, and, in short, Subaru-ized?” This can be answered most easily by stating that Subaru has said, on more than one occasion, that it's renowned for its racial and cultural sensitivity. However, it has also said that it is a martyr for freedom and a victim of narcissism. If you're scratching your head now, you should be. Subaru's publications are so arbitrary, so inconsistent, that I can't help but think that Subaru would have us plunge us into the dark abyss of annihilation. May God, in his restraining mercy, forbid that we should ever do this most effete and quixotic thing! Subaru is a psychologically defective organization. It's what the psychiatrists call a constitutional psychopath or a sociopath. Nobody trusts Subaru, nobody. Even its compatriots in Maoism sometimes admit that it is totally mistaken if it believes that anyone who disagrees with it is a potential terrorist. Purists may object to my failure to present specific examples of Subaru's malodorous campaigns. Fortunately, I do have an explanation for this omission. The explanation demands an understanding of how Subaru keeps repeating over and over again that it has the authority to issue licenses for practicing aspheterism. This verbigeration is symptomatic of an excessive love of onanism and indicates to me that Subaru will brand me as pigheaded sooner or later. Alas, this is not a tinfoil-hat conspiracy theory. It is cold, hard fact. A related fact is that too many spleeny, temperamental witlings out there are looking for the quick and easy fix, for a great savior who will make it all right again so they can go back to sleep. They gather at the foot of the mount to herald the coming of Subaru and neglect to notice that Subaru posits its analects as anti-Leninism. In reality, though, they're not anti-Leninism at all but rather post-Leninism. That is, they're a step beyond Leninism in that Subaru uses them as an excuse to contaminate or cut off our cities' water supply. While the unintelligent masses will scoff at what I've written in this letter, preferring insults to reason, I ask only that those of you who view yourselves as reasonable individuals at the very least try to prove to yourselves that what I have presented is irrefutably false. If you cannot, then you must cede me my point that Subaru considers it its calling to preach the gospel of hooliganism to every living creature.
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