Turtle Burtle

youre litterally shit at this game poop on the c gang my ass

kys lol

Imagine @DS_Billy actually being right for once jesus christ I'll have whatever yall were smoking when you decided on this update. This is literally the dumbest shit I've ever read. Is this a April Fool's joke in July? I thought you guys had some idea guys or whatever. Get rid of them if these were their ideas. What the fuck is this changelog. What the fuck. Bounty Hunter is destroyed, removing lethals payout because the Chief of Police who got force retired wanted it, what the fuck are these patches. Goodbye server if this is what patches look like. Yikes

says a lot when Sharing likes Billy's post oh my god

Sorry to flex on the gofundme bro but when its for one of the boys I'm always gonna pull through.

Sorry to flex on the gofundme bro but when its for one of the boys I'm always gonna pull through.

Hey guys, just bailed out on the charges I have. Not gonna do the race because I can beat the case. I am on house arrest and my PC is still in evidence so I should be back next month. Thanks and love to all for donating to the GoFundMe to bail me out. <3

Seconded.

Hope to see you back soon Bralls!

Who are you to say this to any one? 

u prob dont know me im not an og

Well its my time to go i haven't been on asylum that long but i'm leaving there is only one reason why im leaving it is survivalizer not going into detail about what happend but thats why im leaving 
so here goes to my favorite people ive meant on asylum that have gave me alot of good memories 
Nenja-always was a massive cuck be we had great  times 
barak-even more of a cuck but we brothers 
all of farmersville-my favorite rdmers out there i will miss u guys 
ds cherry-only ds member that is nice(;
thats about all of my friends lol ik its sad
well bye guys see you someday peace out

@Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz @Shugie Boogie @STON3COLDK1LL3R

@Shugie Boogie You’re welcome. Garbage.  Take Care man. 

I'll poop my pants once a day in memory of you. 

I think this one has been a long time coming.  Most of you probably don't know who I am but who cares.  I figured I'd share my colorful asylum history with anyone who cares to read it so that you too can remember what made this game great.
Asylum is one of the reasons I fell in love with gaming.  I found this community at a time when I really needed it.  I remember joining cop for the first time and having a blast fighting bad blood on S3 and thinking to myself "how could any game ever top this."  Of course the luster of playing cop soon faded and I started playing a shit ton of civ with my good pals @J1M and @OLL13 2.0.  We joined Darkhorse where I met @Dom @Tyrese @ZIM2233@V3N0M, found out that @Allstarplaya was a dickhead and @Clockwerk was probably a bit less than totally heterosexual.  We had good times together on Stratis fighting feds against @Kingsland and all the cops stupid enough to play on S5.  Of course eventually DHM disbanded and I ended up getting perm'd.  A lot of us got back together to play on Tanoa where we formed Ascension.  We fought against a lot of people and although the map was hella cheesy I still had a great time meeting people like @Jbdragon @Newfie @Term and @BoDjango.  Ascension became more than just a bunch of guys playing a game, we were a team with a strong sense of comradery.   Since returning again I've met a lot of new people playing cop @Innateocean @Markymark @MoralityVII @Marco.  I also wanted to thank the admins, especially @BaDaBiNg_10-8 and @Subaru for not throwing my ban evading ass back in the garbage.  I wish you all only the best for your future endeavors.  Hopefully asylum will be great again one day, but I won't be around to see it as I'm moving on to bigger and better things.  I know I've left a lot of people out of this post but I really don't feel like tagging a million more people in this post.  Good luck out there boys.  o7

I think this one has been a long time coming.  Most of you probably don't know who I am but who cares.  I figured I'd share my colorful asylum history with anyone who cares to read it so that you too can remember what made this game great.
Asylum is one of the reasons I fell in love with gaming.  I found this community at a time when I really needed it.  I remember joining cop for the first time and having a blast fighting bad blood on S3 and thinking to myself "how could any game ever top this."  Of course the luster of playing cop soon faded and I started playing a shit ton of civ with my good pals @J1M and @OLL13 2.0.  We joined Darkhorse where I met @Dom @Tyrese @ZIM2233@V3N0M, found out that @Allstarplaya was a dickhead and @Clockwerk was probably a bit less than totally heterosexual.  We had good times together on Stratis fighting feds against @Kingsland and all the cops stupid enough to play on S5.  Of course eventually DHM disbanded and I ended up getting perm'd.  A lot of us got back together to play on Tanoa where we formed Ascension.  We fought against a lot of people and although the map was hella cheesy I still had a great time meeting people like @Jbdragon @Newfie @Term and @BoDjango.  Ascension became more than just a bunch of guys playing a game, we were a team with a strong sense of comradery.   Since returning again I've met a lot of new people playing cop @Innateocean @Markymark @MoralityVII @Marco.  I also wanted to thank the admins, especially @BaDaBiNg_10-8 and @Subaru for not throwing my ban evading ass back in the garbage.  I wish you all only the best for your future endeavors.  Hopefully asylum will be great again one day, but I won't be around to see it as I'm moving on to bigger and better things.  I know I've left a lot of people out of this post but I really don't feel like tagging a million more people in this post.  Good luck out there boys.  o7

Sugarfoot is more of a man than you'll ever be. You're just a child. Maybe someday you'll realize how fucking autistic you sound, but I doubt it.

Watching you do anything besides try to shove food in your fat mouth is horrible. You are the reason why all the Gang War announcers sounded dull because the awful players we had to watch consided people like you and your gang

I think this one has been a long time coming.  Most of you probably don't know who I am but who cares.  I figured I'd share my colorful asylum history with anyone who cares to read it so that you too can remember what made this game great.
Asylum is one of the reasons I fell in love with gaming.  I found this community at a time when I really needed it.  I remember joining cop for the first time and having a blast fighting bad blood on S3 and thinking to myself "how could any game ever top this."  Of course the luster of playing cop soon faded and I started playing a shit ton of civ with my good pals @J1M and @OLL13 2.0.  We joined Darkhorse where I met @Dom @Tyrese @ZIM2233@V3N0M, found out that @Allstarplaya was a dickhead and @Clockwerk was probably a bit less than totally heterosexual.  We had good times together on Stratis fighting feds against @Kingsland and all the cops stupid enough to play on S5.  Of course eventually DHM disbanded and I ended up getting perm'd.  A lot of us got back together to play on Tanoa where we formed Ascension.  We fought against a lot of people and although the map was hella cheesy I still had a great time meeting people like @Jbdragon @Newfie @Term and @BoDjango.  Ascension became more than just a bunch of guys playing a game, we were a team with a strong sense of comradery.   Since returning again I've met a lot of new people playing cop @Innateocean @Markymark @MoralityVII @Marco.  I also wanted to thank the admins, especially @BaDaBiNg_10-8 and @Subaru for not throwing my ban evading ass back in the garbage.  I wish you all only the best for your future endeavors.  Hopefully asylum will be great again one day, but I won't be around to see it as I'm moving on to bigger and better things.  I know I've left a lot of people out of this post but I really don't feel like tagging a million more people in this post.  Good luck out there boys.  o7

@Shugie Boogie i miss u big time my little poopy boy. I miss shit pooping pant cop with you and "pilot in training" on KOTH. Always an uncomfortably sexual and hilarious time with you. Best of luck in your future endeavors pal, I'm around.

Gonna miss crashing 5 helis a day w you man. see ya later, enjoyed playin w you

I think this one has been a long time coming.  Most of you probably don't know who I am but who cares.  I figured I'd share my colorful asylum history with anyone who cares to read it so that you too can remember what made this game great.
Asylum is one of the reasons I fell in love with gaming.  I found this community at a time when I really needed it.  I remember joining cop for the first time and having a blast fighting bad blood on S3 and thinking to myself "how could any game ever top this."  Of course the luster of playing cop soon faded and I started playing a shit ton of civ with my good pals @J1M and @OLL13 2.0.  We joined Darkhorse where I met @Dom @Tyrese @ZIM2233@V3N0M, found out that @Allstarplaya was a dickhead and @Clockwerk was probably a bit less than totally heterosexual.  We had good times together on Stratis fighting feds against @Kingsland and all the cops stupid enough to play on S5.  Of course eventually DHM disbanded and I ended up getting perm'd.  A lot of us got back together to play on Tanoa where we formed Ascension.  We fought against a lot of people and although the map was hella cheesy I still had a great time meeting people like @Jbdragon @Newfie @Term and @BoDjango.  Ascension became more than just a bunch of guys playing a game, we were a team with a strong sense of comradery.   Since returning again I've met a lot of new people playing cop @Innateocean @Markymark @MoralityVII @Marco.  I also wanted to thank the admins, especially @BaDaBiNg_10-8 and @Subaru for not throwing my ban evading ass back in the garbage.  I wish you all only the best for your future endeavors.  Hopefully asylum will be great again one day, but I won't be around to see it as I'm moving on to bigger and better things.  I know I've left a lot of people out of this post but I really don't feel like tagging a million more people in this post.  Good luck out there boys.  o7

poop pant @Shugie Boogie