Definitely Not Revenant

That's because they are 

Honestly, things were bad for me a few years back when my brother passed away. Everything seemed dark. It was like life was a maze and everywhere I went was a dead end. Life was an endless spiral of pain. I'll never forget the day I took the gun from a box in my dad's closet, and held to my head. I didn't pull the trigger, but it put my mind at ease because I knew, at any point, I could pull the trigger and end it all. Everyday I would wear long sleeves because of the scars on my arms. One time, one got infected and when my mom and I went to the doctor, the doctor saw the scars. He asked my mom to leave the room, which she did, and he pulled out his phone. "Look" He said, in a serious doctor voice. "This is burger Andy." From that day forward, life was no longer this dreary existence. Life was a roller coaster ride from one burger Andy video to the next. I was finally loving life. I can officially say Burger Andy saved me from suicide.

^^

Wtf?
"IT'S ABOUT THE LIKES" made me spit out my water..

please...... P-P-PLEASE STAND RIGHT HERE

I'm dead inside 

You're clearly corrupt. 

Refer to the following document seen here.
 

 
 

Who cares?

I can make you a Corporal if that is what you want. 

Impossible, her huge tits require a trained professional to prevent ones self from being crushed during sex. A gay man hardly has enough experience dealing with breasts. If you had tried to bang her you'd either be to injured or dead. In either case you couldn't respond to this post.
Go with Jesus my friend. If you do try to bang her, you're gonna need him. 

Hello, I am Wolf, Wolf the bounty hunter. Some of you may know me, or my hot wife with huge breasts. She has been kidnapped. Because of this I will break law breakers heads under my own moobs until I figure out what hashe happend to her. I may become a cop to further my agenda of crushing criminals, and finding my wife with huge breasts. I may not. What I do know is, if you have a bounty, if you aren't with Jesus, if you question my methods, you might find your head being squeezed by my moobs.
Go with Jesus, I am the Wolf, the big bad Wolf.
[Ignore the camera crew that occasionally follows me around.]

I can't tell if you're shilling this hard because you just want to suck Gnashes dick or because you were a career cop.
 
 

You'd piss in your own mouth for free stfu

He's a good child trying to help the families in need. 

Lmao, that's what you have turned it into.  And judging by player count on the servers, your idea doesn't work.

You're so dense that Floridians could use you to protect their homes from Irma  

Nah this guy couldn't even roast a marshmallow 

Scientifically proven that flames add horsepower, I feel like this would be unfair

looks like a pubg ripoff to me

Ye he must be pretty good.....