Pete1 Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 Ok, grab some binoculars, the smallest gun you can find, and put on some worker coveralls, walk into the gas station and pull out your gun and rob it. Holster your gun. Pull out your bino's When the cops show up, start whistling on mic and when they tell you to come out tell them some bullshit excuse. (I usually stick with fixing the alarm system, or a leaky pipe in the wall, having to unplug the cash register to reach it.) Try to stall them as much as you can, if they tell you to come out of the shop, tell them you are using your tools (binoculars) to fix something and cant come out at this moment. To make it more believable, ask them to help you somehow (holding a wire, etc.) By the end, you should be done robbing the gas station and can just say something bullshit to get out of the situation (I say, "I've got to go back to the shop to get a bigger tool to fix this thing, sorry for the inconvenience.) Makes for some good roleplay ! COmment down below if you disagree/agree Bifta, OMG-A-FISH, Le Razoir and 3 others like this Link to comment
TheCrestedPenguin Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 (edited) Good to know next time i can bust you doing this. questioning you till you break. Edited June 6, 2017 by TheCrestedPenguin BlackShot, Pete1, bum41 and 2 others like this Link to comment
Dredd Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 40 minutes ago, franticgoat said: Heres what I would do as a cop. Restrain you, face you towards the NPC. Ill talk pretending to be the NPC and get some deep RP going on. Then pardon you :D. Most cops are gonna siren you then shoot you FeelsBadMan +1 because it reinforces a new motto of mine: "Civilians don't RP me, I RP them" Xavorey, BlackShot, Morgan Echo and 4 others like this Link to comment
Pwnsome Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 I usually just sit out front with a campfire, this way it separates good cops from bad cops. Link to comment
Matthew Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, franticgoat said: Heres what I would do as a cop. Restrain you, face you towards the NPC. Ill talk pretending to be the NPC and get some deep RP going on. Then pardon you :D. Most cops are gonna siren you then shoot you FeelsBadMan I think I can make improvements: 1 hour ago, franticgoat said: Restrain you, full ticket. kthxbye Edited June 6, 2017 by Matthew Mark Zuckerberg likes this Link to comment
wollie35 Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Sirene > spray and pray, bino's are dangerous weapons, wich should be countered with lethal force Link to comment
HomeTrlx Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, wollie35 said: Sirene > spray and pray, bino's are dangerous weapons, wich should be countered with lethal force Siren > lethals > Text the person that script failed = Profit. Edited June 7, 2017 by HomeTrlx Budbringer likes this Link to comment
wollie35 Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, HomeTrlx said: Siren > lethals > Text the person that script failed = Profit. Sirens > lethals > text person script failed > say he still has a bounty > robocop > extreme profit? Link to comment
HomeTrlx Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, wollie35 said: Sirens > lethals > text person script failed > say he still has a bounty > robocop > extreme profit? AYYY thats my boi!!! Link to comment
Pete1 Posted June 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 UPDATE just tried this... IT WORKED! Cops fell for it lol Link to comment
wollie35 Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, Pete1 said: UPDATE just tried this... IT WORKED! Cops fell for it lol Can i have a name of the officer who was there?, i will catch him and make him do his very own robbery Link to comment
Joe (StealthProxy) Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 I love seeing people roleplay like this. It's hilarious, and I love when people put effort and thought in roleplaying. Pete1 likes this Link to comment
Terboman Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 (edited) The only issue with this RP form (I have ran into it before, a guy told me he was repairing the alarm system) is when I search you the money is stolen. I tried RPing with the civ that maybe the gas station attendant had paid him from the register incorrectly, or maybe when the guy wasn't looking he took a couple bills because he was broke. The money on you gets taken into police custody upon search though, so even if you talk down the ticket there is no reward other than the joy of RPing your charge into a pardon. I call it an issue because even if you find some way to convince me that the money was given to you for a job or something of that nature I can't give it back. I'd have to pay you, and realistically I'm just not going to do that for what I know was a robbery Edited June 24, 2017 by Terboman Link to comment
Pete1 Posted November 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 On 6/23/2017 at 9:57 PM, Terboman said: when I search you the money is stolen. Why would you search him in the first place? You don't gain probable cause from someone claiming to be a gas station repairer/worker. Link to comment
Terboman Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 He get's a 5k bounty from robbery, also known as, probable cause. massi likes this Link to comment
Pete1 Posted November 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 @Terboman That's true, but theres nothing you can't RP out of. Trust me. I once roleplayed out of a 56k ticket by telling a 7 minute story about apple picking. Link to comment
RexProcer Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Depends on the cop you get. There's more than a few that will just robo-cop the shit out of you and not care about the RP. Hilarious idea though. Pete1 likes this Link to comment
Pete1 Posted November 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Just now, RexProcer said: There's more than a few that will just robo-cop the shit out of you Agreed. Sad to say its mostly the higher ups. RexProcer likes this Link to comment
Action_Jaxon Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Won't the money be traced when they search you... Link to comment
Reformed epTic Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 On 6/7/2017 at 6:25 AM, HomeTrlx said: Siren > lethals > Text the person that script failed = Profit. siren > crash into suspect > blow up both vehicles > text person "sorry hometrix was driving" = profit Link to comment
HomeTrlx Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Just now, 7th Ward Charizard said: siren > crash into suspect > blow up both vehicles > text person "sorry hometrix was driving" = profit Why are you so mean Link to comment
Reformed epTic Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Just now, HomeTrlx said: Why are you so mean my dicks too small, my dad beat me, i have abandonment issues, long list Link to comment
HomeTrlx Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 4 hours ago, 7th Ward Charizard said: my dicks too small, my dad beat me, i have abandonment issues, long list Link to comment
Pete1 Posted November 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 On 6/6/2017 at 9:28 AM, TheCrestedPenguin said: Good to know next time i can bust you doing this. questioning you till you break. You can try... MWAHAHAHAAA Link to comment
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