George

Seems like the best part of you is still left on the floor of a Motel 6. 

Did your mother make a mistake by not swallowing?

1. It's facetious
2. Half my posts are denying scrubs from the APD
3. The other half are failing scrubs on their Ride-Along
 

 

applications being made

Very nice sir.

It has come to my attention that people of this community are unaware, or unable to intelligently make a good post.  This brings to light a lot of issues caused by this "Shitposting" and shitposters alike.  
With that said, I present to you, iFox's Guide To A Good Post.  After reading this tutorial, you'll be well equipped with everything you need to know to make an informative, structured, significant post to better the community.  This guide is created with the intent to prevent the spread of incurable disease we know as AIDS, which is widely caused by Asylum's shitposting.
 
Section I: Shitposts
Let me start off by giving the community the definition of a Shitpost:

-Credit to: Urban Dictionary
With that in mind, while making a post, think to yourself these three things:
Is my post constructive?  Does it present a solution to a problem, or is it just a complaint? Am I well informed on the subject, or am I pulling shit from my ass? Am I going to offend everyone and anyone with this post?  Have I called out a person in particular with this post? If you've answered yes, to any, or all of the above questions, your post will most likely be classed as a "Shitpost" and promptly locked, or shit on by the public.  Now, let's see an example of a "Shitpost"

 
                                                                                
 
Section II:  Good Posts
What is a good post?  This is where Urban Dictionary lets us down

Can we define it?  Yes, we can, and we will!
A good post is one that is well thought out, has meaning, offers solutions, and does all this in a respectable, and kind manner.  Let's see an example of a "Good Post" shall we?

This post is well thought out, gives MANY suggestions, and is done very respectfully without name calling, or bashing at individuals or groups.  Well done, Good Poster.
When attempting to make a "Good Post", ask yourself these questions:
Is my post constructive, or helpful? Is my post in any way, shape, or form, disrespectful? Is there anything I can add to my post to support my argument or topic? By asking yourself this before posting, you will ensure you reach your good posting. 
Now, Try it for yourself!  Post here with your "Good Posts" and have the community judge your progress. 
 
Thank you for taking the time to read "iFox's Guide To A Good Post" and I hope that you take this information in quickly, and apply it to your everyday posting.
 
 
Note To Admins: You have my full permissions to sticky this thread, or copy/move to the guides section if necessary.
 
 

That's the ghost of the last constable without a battle buddy!

would be a fun event a group of admins flying around a town murdering everyone in it objective Kill them before they kill you with the axe! each kill gets you some money ! xD 

Worst pilot NA

Please read through the Recruitment Page and go through the proper application format. Thanks

This post gave me a headache.

This post gave me a headache.

Calls people bad for flanking on a milsim....peeking is one small part of a whole to being skilled in combat 

That was like pre 4.0 m8

@Loverboi I hope you at least took him out to dinner before raping his notifications. 

Comp Denied. Player is a dumbass. 
 
Also, 7 day Ban/Wipe Exploit for circumventing mechanics [Leady]

Had it bookmarked the second it was put up lol 

Hi,
Many of you know of the scenario called Holdout Vanilla. I have personally used it for quite a while to practice my shooting after a new patch or just as a quick warmup before playing Asylum. However, the scenario has a bunch of small issues like slow spawning waves of enemies. So I decided to make my own version of the Holdout scenario.

The scenario is very simple, you defend a location against an ever growing amount of enemies. You can either choose a custom location yourself, or choose one of the 3 premade ones that I primarily use (close- to long range). You can also customize your loadout by using the Arsenal. If you ever run out of magazines, you can scroll wheel to get a refill, or heal to full health if you get damaged.
You can subscribe to the scenario on Steam workshop here: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=661897410
When you are subscribed, simply hit play and choose Scenarios to start Holdout 2.0.
 
HOW TO PLAY - This info can also be found on the briefing screen 
- Starting 
Find the notice board and either select a predefined location or set your own custom location. Setting a custom location will open your map. Follow the on screen instructions to begin the game. 
- Playing 
After the setup process is complete, you will be teleported to the place you have selected to defend. Your objective is to holdout for as long as possible. The diffculty will start easy and then get harder as time progresses. 
- Ending 
There is no end to the mission. However, the amount of AI will eventually get out of hand. 

must have .59 K/D or lower to join

that was a career ender, thanks fam

My favorite one is where he sees Hilary Clinton's bus on the campaign trail.  Then things get really wacky when he sticks his finger into her butthole.  Classic Cory!

good shit andrew