iFox's Guide To A Good Post

[iFox]

It has come to my attention that people of this community are unaware, or unable to intelligently make a good post.  This brings to light a lot of issues caused by this "Shitposting" and shitposters alike.  

With that said, I present to you, iFox's Guide To A Good Post.  After reading this tutorial, you'll be well equipped with everything you need to know to make an informative, structured, significant post to better the community.  This guide is created with the intent to prevent the spread of incurable disease we know as AIDS, which is widely caused by Asylum's shitposting.

 

Section I: Shitposts

Let me start off by giving the community the definition of a Shitpost:

^{-Credit to: Urban Dictionary}

With that in mind, while making a post, think to yourself these three things:

1. Is my post constructive?  Does it present a solution to a problem, or is it just a complaint?
2. Am I well informed on the subject, or am I pulling shit from my ass?
3. Am I going to offend everyone and anyone with this post?  Have I called out a person in particular with this post?

If you've answered yes, to any, or all of the above questions, your post will most likely be classed as a "Shitpost" and promptly locked, or shit on by the public.  Now, let's see an example of a "Shitpost"

 

                                                                                

 

Section II:  Good Posts

What is a good post?  This is where Urban Dictionary lets us down

Can we define it?  Yes, we can, and we will!

A good post is one that is well thought out, has meaning, offers solutions, and does all this in a respectable, and kind manner.  Let's see an example of a "Good Post" shall we?

This post is well thought out, gives MANY suggestions, and is done very respectfully without name calling, or bashing at individuals or groups.  Well done, Good Poster.

When attempting to make a "Good Post", ask yourself these questions:

1. Is my post constructive, or helpful?
2. Is my post in any way, shape, or form, disrespectful?
3. Is there anything I can add to my post to support my argument or topic?

By asking yourself this before posting, you will ensure you reach your good posting. 

Now, Try it for yourself!  Post here with your "Good Posts" and have the community judge your progress. 

 

Thank you for taking the time to read "iFox's Guide To A Good Post" and I hope that you take this information in quickly, and apply it to your everyday posting.

 

 

Note To Admins: You have my full permissions to sticky this thread, or copy/move to the guides section if necessary.

 

 

Edited April 11, 2016 by Overly Aggressive iFox

[Volunteer281]

2 minutes ago, Overly Aggressive iFox said:

 

Note To Admins: You have my full permissions to sticky this thread, or copy/move to the guides section if necessary.

 

 

Thank you for your permission 

[Goldberg Attorney at Law]

[iFox]

Just now, Volunteer281 said:

Thank you for your permission 

Anything that I can do to better the community, sir.  Thank you for your acknowledgement. 

[Vash]

#PIN

[iFox]

Side Note: if anyone has any questions on shitposting, please message @Goldberg Attorney at Law He is an expert on the subject, and has much experience.  

 

 

[Volunteer281]

Just now, Goldberg Attorney at Law said:

Sweet socks with sandals bro.

[George]

Very nice sir.

[Alex:)]

+1 please pin helped me alot! 

[Axe]

45 minutes ago, Overly Aggressive iFox said:

Side Note: if anyone has any questions on shitposting, please message @Goldberg Attorney at Law He is an expert on the subject, and has much experience.  

 

 

Can confirm

He exposed this gif to me

 

 

Edited April 11, 2016 by Axe

[Beef...]

http://i.imgur.com/q96FkXe.jpg

[Goldberg Attorney at Law]

1 hour ago, Axe said:

Can confirm

He exposed this gif to me

 

 

[Yung Kali-G]

Writes a guide on how to make a good post, has less likes than posts.

[Scott]

Using hub's post as an example for a "good post". Fucking terrible thread -1

[iFox]

7 minutes ago, Khaliq Fahid said:

Writes a guide on how to make a good post, has less likes than posts.

1. It's facetious

2. Half my posts are denying scrubs from the APD

3. The other half are failing scrubs on their Ride-Along

 

[hamsham12]

I normally try to follow these guidelines when posting:

1. Be an annoying cunt.

2. Be a sarcastic cunt.

3. Make fun of Weebs/Weaboos or any formation of those.

4. Try to ridicule Gnashes at least once in a thread.

5. Make sure what you type is really edgy and cool.

6. Attack Krypton.

7.  Throw in at least ONE meme

now heres a picture of krypton 

[iFox]

Just now, hamsham12 said:

I normally try to follow these guidelines when posting:

1. Be an annoying cunt.

2. Be a sarcastic cunt.

3. Make fun of Weebs/Weaboos or any formation of those.

4. Try to ridicule Gnashes at least once in a thread.

5. Make sure what you type is really edgy and cool.

6. Attack Krypton.

7.  Throw in at least ONE meme

now heres a picture of krypton 

This is a prime example of a "Good Post".  Please take after Hamsham while posting on the Asylum forums.

 

Thank you for reading the guide, Hamsham.  You are taking steps to better this community.

[hamsham12]

Just now, Overly Aggressive iFox said:

This is a prime example of a "Good Post".  Please take after Hamsham while posting on the Asylum forums.

 

Thank you for reading the guide, Hamsham.  You are taking steps to better this community.

tyty

[Gatorade]

Next , you should make a guide on how to get demoted in the APD

[iFox]

1 hour ago, Sugarfoot said:

Next , you should make a guide on how to get demoted in the APD

That one is a bit more advanced.  Start with the smaller steps.  

[Frizzy]

7 hours ago, Sugarfoot said:

Next , you should make a guide on how to get demoted in the APD

@Overly Aggressive iFox Maybe you and @Beef can tag team that "how to" post. When I log in as cop I try to be like you guys so much I wish you would teach the general public and myself some pointers.

#agreewithsugarfoot

Edited April 12, 2016 by TeamFrizzy

[Midamaru]

8 hours ago, Sugarfoot said:

Next , you should make a guide on how to get demoted in the APD

Stealing an orca, throwing fugitives off towers and ramming a hummingbird into 8 man did it for me  

[Frizzy]

11 minutes ago, Midamaru said:

Stealing an orca, throwing fugitives off towers and ramming a hummingbird into 8 man did it for me  

That's it? Lightweight......lol

[Midamaru]

5 minutes ago, TeamFrizzy said:

That's it? Lightweight......lol

Plenty more.. But they don't know

[Frizzy]

1 minute ago, Midamaru said:

Plenty more.. But they don't know

Keeping secrets. Illuminati confirmed! Hows the break going bro? Planning on coming back soon?

[Midamaru]

48 minutes ago, TeamFrizzy said:

Keeping secrets. Illuminati confirmed! Hows the break going bro? Planning on coming back soon?

Not comming back to asylum, maybe identity. I asked bamf to perm ban me irreversibily. Else i wouldn't be able to

[Reformed epTic]

Instructions unclear, posted gay porn in SGT chat. 

[Frizzy]

4 hours ago, epTic said:

Instructions unclear, posted gay porn in SGT chat. 

#Legend

I heard he was told he has no balls though.......you can't tell a man that.....after further APD like investigation this man @Overly Aggressive iFox does indeed have balls (no homo)

[iFox]

These are all very good posts.  I am thrilled that the community is taking steps in the right direction.

[HotWings]

6 minutes ago, Overly Aggressive iFox said:

These are all very good posts.  I am thrilled that the community is taking steps in the right direction.

Yew wut m9

[Gatorade]

15 hours ago, Overly Aggressive iFox said:

That one is a bit more advanced.  Start with the smaller steps.  

Im surprised he got demoted for that, most of the APD likes dicks in there ass anyways - you think they would have promoted him further

[Beef...]

14 hours ago, TeamFrizzy said:

@Overly Aggressive iFox Maybe you and @Beef can tag team that "how to" post. When I log in as cop I try to be like you guys so much I wish you would teach the general public and myself some pointers.

#agreewithsugarfoot

I never got fuckin demoted!

[iFox]

6 hours ago, Beef said:

I never got fuckin demoted!

mmmmmhm.