Bifta

Trash game 

I'm not seeing the problem

My mouth is watering, i can slam orcas into people again?

Hello everyone, and goodbye everyone.
Many of you may not or may know me. 
I have been on this server since 2016 or 17 don't really know but ive had my experiences, gone from an apple picker in kavala to a shitty rebel to a recruit in SGS *Snitches get stitches* old gang on s3&4 to an insane cartel fighter, to a rdmer, to a mass rdmer, to a kamikaze pilot, to a terrorist, to a duper. and that pretty much sums up most of my time.
i want to say thank you to @stompy for picking me up when i was new to the server. and then i want to thank all the gangs ive been in.
I never really made any long lasting friends on this server so i have no one else to thank but i have had a fun time especially when cartel fights were actual fights and it was fun. but those times were over a long time ago.
the reason i rdm'd and duped and broke rules were because the servers are dying as fuck so i just made the best out of my time left because it is hella funny just shooting people with 50 cals in Kavala. and ofc terrorising cops.
but anyways, i once was a legitimate player with meth and scotch houses making my money legit and then fighting cartels with gangs which was fun, but when you have 4 mill to just spend on random shit without having to worry i decided to spend that on LIM's, .50 cals, helis and ifrits etc to just fuck around with.
But now im perm banned so this is my farewell. i know i have trolled a lot of people but not very long ago i was actually a serious player. 
peace asylum ty for the experience

WHY USE A REMIX OF THIS SONG ITS ORIGINAL IS SO MUCH BETTER

Plz, no roast!!!
 

The way it should be: crate stays regardless if tier 2 is met or not. If Tier 2 isn't met then it should be that you cannot place any new crates

I don’t understand why we can’t have their bones drop on the ground when they DC in restraints so you can just scroll on them and send to jail

Now promote @Azeh to Community Manager with him and you got a bad ass team going

As some of you may have noticed, @Mitch (IFRIT) has a shiny new tag of Community Manager.  I've decided to bring the role back to Asylum, but it's going to operate differently than it has in the past.  The focus of the CM role will now be to interact with the community first and foremost.  It's not a "head admin" position like it was in the past, but instead will work with the various factions in the community by fostering communication with those factions and the developers.  
So let's all welcome @Mitch (IFRIT) to his new role and see what we can work on together.  He's your advocate for the game we all love here, so use him wisely.  Those of you that want to take on leadership roles for your community faction should watch for announcements from him in the coming days and weeks to see how you can help get involved to make the game (and community) better.  
Congratulations Mitch!

@Clockwerk @The Monopoly Man

Not even worth it honestly, don’t waste your money

@Clockwerk @The Monopoly Man

Welcome & congrats on making SGT in the APD so quickly!

is that why you go in a police chamber with bunny

But she does that already...
:'(

Olympus servers actually run very smooth. I've been on for the past week and havent been battleeye kicked once and run a solid 60 FPS (minus the odd frame droppage in cities) this is with the servers full.

You know something is wrong when I kill @Sheep at a cartel all because of the lag. Please fix

Remove hunting grounds for time being(seems animals spawn in like crazy even if you are in a vehicle); could be a reason server lag is happening with the amount of animals that spawn in at once / time. Fix/Tweak cartel dirty money spawning in fridge(saw a few people mention cartel fridge money spawning in may be another server lag related thing) Reduce player cap to 80 players (this has been mentioned before; but frankly if we don't start trial/error this community will be dead within a month of its current state) Change server hosting (again this has been mentioned before; but we need to stop being hard headed about shit & actually look into shit, its not a coincidence that Olympus has more features and a higher player cap, and runs with 30-40 more avg fps + no server lag in massive fire fights) Gold bars in fed/bank? Is there any chance the way they are spawning in is causing massive server lag? Housing crates? If xx amount of people log on every server restart to show their crates ; is this too much for the server to handle / keep up with? Cartel redzones? Possibly remove cartels in all for 24 hours ? See if server lag is gone or not? Not like people fight for them anyways with this server lag.  
If it really is a "Bohemia Bug/Problem" then you need to figure out what the fuck with them, because as it stands... Stability>Unstability. 
If store A has the specific type of chips I want and store B says we don't have them because the company we order from never delivers them, where you think I'm going to shop at?
Shitty comparison, but its time to start making things happen & these are JUST SUGGESTIONS. Obviously I'm not a server developer, but trial and error vs nothing at all is better than nothing.
 
 

http://gaming-asylumwiki.com/wiki/Fishing_Guide
Yes, you can solo operate a boat and fish from it. I recommend saving your cash and going wreck excavating once you can afford the gear.
Welcome to the Asylum community and thanks for playing with us!

@Mitch (IFRIT) stop killing asylum.

we know he's just trying to cover something up... where did Mitch touch you

Heavy Breathing is accepting applicants now to replace our recently fallen warrior.  Patrick liked to role-play as a beige hatchback being driven by an alcohol fueled individual. RIP Mr. Swayze your memory of plowing fresh spawns over in Kavala will live on.

Side note: If you are a mentally unhinged Australian we are also looking for one of those as well.