DJB
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DJB liked a post in a topic by DankChester in Another lametage
this track convinced me to make another one #1 tatoe
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DJB liked a post in a topic by smellynachos in Server #4 Cops save Jorge!
I found it hilarious how this ended up after the cops stopped a robbery. SORRY in advance for my annoying laugh, didn't realize my mic was so loud lolol!
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DJB liked a post in a topic by Steez in Fsa Scenarios 1
P.S i know i misspelled Kavala and ifrit its to much work to re-upload
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DJB liked a post in a topic by Bikstok in Change Log 6.8.1
Very cool that you guys started doing some scripting yourselves. While you're at it, perhaps you can take a look at preventing people from shooting their mk1s while in the water? Currently you can glitch it with a diving suit and shoot while swimming. Also, there's a bunch of people, who sit in the water and quick peak every time someone approaches. It's almost impossible to kill anyone glitching like that, even with grenades.
I was looking at some documentation and figured you can probably use the Anim-eventhandlers to detect when someone is swimming and then disable their weapon (unless sdar) for 10 seconds. It would make sense that a gun would need to dry off after exiting the water, right?
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DJB liked a post in a topic by Gatorade in When you have gang issues
Only problem i see is a bunch of thug titles kappa
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SheriffJohnBeard liked a post in a topic by DJB in When you have gang issues
And here we have all the people that hate on Imperium. Cept Sheriff <3
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DJB liked a post in a topic by Sojobo in The APD Made Me Do It!
This took a lot of time and effort to do but I'm hoping you guys enjoy this video as much as I enjoyed making it! Big thank you to everyone who took part and especially iFox for the help with lyrics.
The APD Made Me Do It
@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D
@Jamooze
You're looking at the most smooth, Head Honcho yeah they call me Captain Jamooze,
And I don't have to show proof, Rank proves itself, I put in work and never lose.
And it ain't about The APD, It's about providing civs a feeling of safety.
It's about keeping honour, ain't nothing like a man that can do what he wanna.
@Hypanius
Ain't nothing like a man that you knew when he was young, see him rank up, and show what he's become.
Watch me grow up, from a little ole cadet, but step to me, and ill show you what you get.
I'm Hypanius, I'm a hell of a threat, think I break the rules? I ain't even break a sweat.
You newbies don't get it, as soon as you submit it, You recognize I'm a Captain, and you a lieutenant.
@Warbalin
If I increase your ticket, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Abstand
If I catch you killin' turtles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Aabrams
If I send ya straight to jail, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Sneaky
If I shoot you in the face, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Dantalion
I'm as hard as the VDub Beetle, Undercover, civs flock as they thread the needle
Outnumbered, I Just loaded lethals, Poppin' shots in your head just to defeat you.
@Bama
Bama ain't clownin', y'all shootin' at me, while I just downin', with that fearless flow, don't get near this though, if you scared jus' go!
@Snatch
I keep you locked up, and why should I change that? Why you Rebels tryin' all your Prison Break attacks?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
But ain't you the same cats, that nearly cried when we seized your cocaine back?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
Tryna catch me a fresh batch, how you gon' run from me, ain't you never heard of Snatch.
You rebels can try to run, hope you're faster than the bullets that are flying from my gun.
@Huang Peng
If you die in my custody, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Isper
If I authorize lethals, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Mayhem
If I take down your gang, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Reavantos
If I ram you with nitrous, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Serpico
You Pray to god if I catch you twice, Better come up with a story that I like. keep on spitting shit but you
ain't making sense, you could try to plea all self defense. Use your brain, not your gat, use your brain or pay a
stack, It's a ticket or your rap. Don't be scared of the prison, walk up in there, and show 'em who you is'm.
@DJScias
And don't be material, I grew up on rubber with the Sting 9mil. I never forgot Bad Blood, and Adminotive, But
look at gangs now, 'tatoes with a big ass dream.
@Wondero
I would tap you, if you would just peek for once, I'd one tap her, but she was always on the run. Cause da
Police, go hard like cronies, We just stopped your weak bank, APD ain't no phonies.
@Starance
So if I seize all your vehicles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@JediNarwals
If I take intel from your stream, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Slittcer
If I shoot down your orca, ain't not hing to it - the APD made me do it
@Dust Runner
If I interupt your cartel, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D
@HotWings
Oh yeah and another thing
For all you plebs that don't do APD
Don't get on the forum talking 'bout APD
Cause 9 times outta 10 you don't know the fuck you talk about
Talk about that gang bullshit you do
Stay the fuck out of mine
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DankChester liked a post in a topic by DJB in Imperium rdm
LOL you are salty Neevo. Please lock this thread this guy is publicly trying to shame my gang and the people in it. Thank you. Record and report if you are rdm'd kiddo. Its only game, why you have to be mad?
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DJB liked a post in a topic by Seán That Irish Guy in Cartel Poll - No Insults!
Money directly into gang bank, stop adding barriers and locations to cartels that are chosen by people who have no idea ( Like ive said before get 1-2 people from each major gang/group of people and get a majority input for content ), maybe up the gang cap to 12-13 nothing major just because there comes a time when you wanna just mess around when everyone actually logs on to play and boom, there ye go!
@Paratus @bamf @Motown
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DJB liked a post in a topic by BrutaL in Cartel Poll - No Insults!
group cap to 15 would be a good idea
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Frizzy liked a post in a topic by DJB in Cops Abusing Spawn
For the record I am not the one complaining. Secondly we all have different play styles. I don't sit around and complain when they come back because I'm smarter than that as a veteran player of this community. If you want to run that is you but I stay to protect everyone that is trying to escape. Just saying maybe you should have quoted the person that made this post instead of my reply to the post. On a personal note I don't mind mowing down cops repeatedly. Don't quote me boy cuz I ain't said shit.
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DJB liked a post in a topic by HotWings in Cops Abusing Spawn
I was quoting your post because it made sense and used actual logic instead of salt...
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DJB liked a post in a topic by TrapTrooper in Cops Abusing Spawn
I've been playing on Asylum for quite a while now and Ive enjoyed my town here.
But the only thing that IRRITATES me is when the APD abuse their spawn option.
In my opinion, there should be an NLR rule that applies to cops. (5+ minutes) Since they have a whole police force to attend the situation.
Currently, cops will always win since they can just come back once they die.
Im sure others will agree as well.
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DJB liked a post in a topic by Paratus in Change Log 6.6.6
6.6.6
Fixed bugs with dropping virtual inventory on death. The weapon shop UI has been completely remade and now offers a much more clear and simple to use experience. An exploit with chopping down trees has been corrected. Fixed a bug with checking the police required for an illegal action. Fixed the governor bank account on Australia. Removed the 3 second timer on adding/removing content to trunks. Instead, server checks are in place to detect dupe attempts. Fixed an exploit for lockpick spamming. You can now lockpick boats. AI should no longer send radio messages and yell at you. Fixed a bug (probably) with All Points Bulletins, which will at random, once per server restart, now inform the police where the most wanted person online is. Heroin, cocaine, turtles and scotch will now properly be removed from the market over time. Scotch and turtles will reduce in price slower with their quantities. Added support for donor-level weapon skins. There are about half a dozen to start things off on Australia. Added the missing rubber rounds for some cop guns on Australia. The buggy on Australia is now a little bit less like a tank.
Hotfix
Doubled the capacity of cartel containers. Crates placed in industrial sheds and some houses will now place properly. Fixed a bug which could allow artificial inflation of the economy. Fixed all general stores so they sell more than toolkit. Market reduction system changed so that it's less aggressive during uptime and more reliable during server restarts. This means the economy numbers will balance much nicer. Australian crafted weapons will now sell for proper amounts. The Australian prison walls can no longer be knocked over. You should now be able to place crates in a house after removing others. -
Professor Pericles liked a post in a topic by DJB in How many members do the chinese (911) have?
We fight cartels every day. You never get on server 3 so you wouldn't know.
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DJB liked a post in a topic by Slittcer in Take Scotch off the market.. and let it be just $900
$900 is still too high, could be lowered down to $650-700 and taken off the market. Make way too much money from 25 year scotch if you knew how to play it right.