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#1.) Tea is disgusting.
#2.) I prefer caramel macchiatos
#3.) I hate League of Legends
#4.) Admins do not have control over the DDoS protections. That's the owner of the servers responsibility. ie: Bamf and Paratus.
#5.) Olympus sounds fun, have a great time.

It's an online rank, servers numbers on dead on P2 anyway, go to another precinct

They need to revert bounty hunters back to what they were before.... only stings and p07's, no vests, no skiptracer. Help bring it back to cops and robbers. It leaves more fun for cops and rebel life alike.

You did an amazing job of showing something that is 100% wrong and needs to be changed.
Unfortunately not only do the dev's not a give a fuck, Civs don't either.
 
Good effort though.

With very little time to spend on Asylum and lack of drive for the role I stepped down giving someone with more time and drive to have the chance to experience the role. Going to remain an admin though. Good luck to the next ARC members.
 

Was fun playing with everyone. Played Asylum for around 4 years and enjoyed all of it. Sadly life is moving faster then ever and Asylum isn't what it used to be therefore I am leaving. I loved everyone I met whether we hated each other or not it was always fun to fight. Most of you probably dont know me and if you do you probably know me as the pleb who created Mayhem (≈M≈) or the guy who you could blow up his car by clicking "Pick Banana". However I had the most fun and met some of the best people I know to this day during that span of that gang. Shout-out to all those gangs who we used to fight: Vyper, One New Enemy, Rodents, FSA, Channel 4, 101st, Disciples, KGB, Dogs, Muffin ss, Monkeys, Drunk Squad, Gambinos, Void, Goon Squad, Wicked,  and many more that I cant even think of right now. 
Shout out to all those who made my experience one of the greatest

@Dredd always trying to catch me doing something stupid. You were there when I first started playing Asylum and ill never forget the fun times we had.
@Blake Kingsin aka CgXkillz biggest meemer, still love you tho. Also if it wasnt for you vdming some fucking bounty hunters we would of never met.
@Keen12321 Stayed in the gang through thick and thin thank you.
@MARCUS STANLEY xD You never gave up, always wanting to improve, loved kicking ass, and I loved playing with you
@Penguin_ One of the people who wasnt a complete asshole in Reliance
@Ryang_000 thanks for being part of and leading the gang through some of the hardest shit and shittest moments. WIthout you Mayhem wouldn't be Mayhem
@SFnader aka greek salad, miss playing with you had some great times. Still remember that time you shot down that orca at church arms and we all screamed. 
@Cougar. thanks for being part of the gang 3 times and being a pain in my ass. Even though you have been banned for a year I still miss your ass.
@Capt Lelo you left your gang to join Mayhem about 2 years ago cant speek for you but I am so glad you did.
@JackH Biggest pain in my ass but dont regret anything
@Cory B You and me, we didnt get along very much at the end there but I cant say that I didnt have fun playing with you. GL in your future en-devours. 
@lladnar broke every rule I tried to enforce but for some reason I still like you
@Nikita your still wearing that Mayhem tag (≈M≈) even though I told you to take it out, however I love you for that.
@Mr.DabBoi youngest kid to join Mayhem and you were annoying, however, you have matured and are actually cool to talk to.
@Snowi Pain in my ass but if it was not for you, mayhem wouldn't have been a thing so thank you for that.

@so many more that I sadly didnt name. You know who you are. Thank you all.

Goodbye Asylum community thanks for being a big part of my life.
 


 

saw this on youtube thought it was sick 

pffft, you think active LT's actually play?
 

 
(they do OP, sit in back of vehicles while cadets drive them around hoping to get blowjob points and become constables)

Did you really ruin the last bit of fun this game had?  

I fuckin hate bounty hunters.

I'm not even a try hard and I say 1 down.  I'm just a fucking Kavala troll 

Focus on cardio while maintaining some lifting. I would say shoot for more protein to help you maintain muscle mass while you cut. Lifting should keep your metabolism up once you put off some weight. Once you cut, lower cardio and increase lifting

Do you guys like the slight changes I made to the uniforms. Will add the flags to constable and cadets if everyone likes it. Hopefully bamf likes them.
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The APD goes full retard no matter what you do

where have I seen this one before

8 month turn around times. It's improvement boys.  

Another quick patch for the weekend:  
Added new APD uniform and vehicle skins.  Thanks @Vescio! APD payouts are now split to a 2km radius from where the action happens. Medics with the new DLC will get the new uniform Duct tape now should spawn properly in the prison.  Watch your back. Hotfix 1:
Adjusted the damage handler on the Orca to require more hits to bring it down Adjusted the damage handler of Laws of War DLC vans to make them less explosive You may no longer wear the Carryall backpack with Pilot Coveralls

You're so dense that Floridians could use you to protect their homes from Irma  

FUCK YOU I HAVE FEELINGS TOO.

its about time the old box trucks made a return

Before:

After:

A very quick patch to change a few things and add the medic van (I'll add the others later).  Anyway, here are the notes:  
Added the medic van for medics to purchase.  You have to OWN the new DLC in order to get into the driver's seat of the medic van. Medics should be able to hold binoculars now. Updated group cap to 14. Removed East Arms from the Arms Dealer Cartel rotation Removed Cocaine Castle and Ghost Hotel from the Drug Cartel rotation. Added back the secondary Drug Cartel location on the peninsula near the original location. Spawning into an active turf should not be possible now.  Let me know if people are able to work around this please.   The phone is now black again. The War Rating season is being reset and will begin again.  The new time period will be either 1 or 2 months (which will be decided shortly). I'll add more DLC stuff in a hotfix either tonight or tomorrow.  I wanted to add a few things quickly though, so here you go.  
One other thing from today that was added:  
View the Asylum Most Wanted list here.  This list contains the most wanted players who have played in the last week.  

i can only read big words leon this is all i got

Here's a personal conspiracy theory of mine. Perhaps Paratus sold the life files (database schema included) to the Chinese server administrator. Even with the server scripts, which may or may not have been leaked, you would have to build a database that matches almost 100%. That includes a ton of really tedious work and a lot of guessing of data types. In addition, there's several stored procedures in the database, which functionality you would have to invent based on very little information.
It would make a lot of sense for him to sell the files. The Chinese were a plague on the servers. They barely spoke any English and always got banned for various exploits while easily ban evading. Why not get rid of 95% of them while making a bit of easy money? Besides, the server files would be outdated in a couple of months anyway.
Of course anyne who knows about this (probably just Paratus), will deny it. Wouldn't want people to contact the Chinese asking to buy their setup and perhaps create a competitor to Asylum.