friES

 

You might not find it funny after 2 years of every squeaker screaming in sidechat/direct every racial slur out there

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Lmfao.. This had me rollin.. 

shes a rip in my spleen, oo ooo ooo! im on fire!

do u listen to 21 savage?

Please give us a dislike button so I can dislike all of fries shit posts.

dont mind my reaction at the end

Yup

This is partly satire, and not a thread complaining about the update. 

Pls no lock mods, as I worked hard on this. 
 
 

the y inventory opens when i press i who needs that or wants that none. change it back it was fine how it was 

Here is a free interactive fiction game I created while learning some code. Its called Civilian Lyfe! and based on our servers.  Post a screen shot of your final score and see who can earn the most money.  Who knows, maybe I can award in-game prizes. Enjoy.
http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/b5ncyf8tt0winqfo_to-8w/civilian-lyfe

Accepted
welcome to Mayhem
You will receive a PM on the forums giving you further information.

 

This took a lot of time and effort to do but I'm hoping you guys enjoy this video as much as I enjoyed making it! Big thank you to everyone who took part and especially iFox for the help with lyrics.
The APD Made Me Do It
@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@Jamooze
You're looking at the most smooth, Head Honcho yeah they call me Captain Jamooze, 
And I don't have to show proof,  Rank proves itself, I put in work and never lose. 
And it ain't about The APD, It's about providing civs a feeling of safety.
It's about keeping honour, ain't nothing like a man that can do what he wanna.
    
@Hypanius
Ain't nothing like a man that you knew when he was young, see him rank up, and show what he's become. 
Watch me grow up, from a little ole cadet, but step to me, and ill show you what you get.
 I'm Hypanius, I'm a hell of a threat, think I break the rules?  I ain't even break a sweat. 
You newbies don't get it, as soon as you submit it,  You recognize I'm a Captain, and you a lieutenant.

@Warbalin
If I increase your ticket, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Abstand
If I catch you killin' turtles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Aabrams
If I send ya straight to jail, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Sneaky
If I shoot you in the face, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Dantalion
I'm as hard as the VDub Beetle, Undercover, civs flock as they thread the needle
Outnumbered, I Just loaded lethals, Poppin' shots in your head just to defeat you.
@Bama
Bama ain't clownin', y'all shootin' at me, while I just downin', with that fearless flow, don't get near this though, if you scared jus' go! 
@Snatch
I keep you locked up, and why should I change that?  Why you Rebels tryin' all your Prison Break attacks?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
But ain't you the same cats, that nearly cried when we seized your cocaine back?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
Tryna catch me a fresh batch, how you gon' run from me, ain't you never heard of Snatch.
You rebels can try to run, hope you're faster than the bullets that are flying from my gun.

@Huang Peng
If you die in my custody, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Isper
If I authorize lethals, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Mayhem
If I take down your gang, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Reavantos
If I ram you with nitrous, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Serpico
You Pray to god if I catch you twice, Better come up with a story that I like.  keep on spitting shit but you
ain't making sense, you could try to plea all self defense.  Use your brain, not your gat, use your brain or pay a
stack,  It's a ticket or your rap.  Don't be scared of the prison, walk up in there, and show 'em who you is'm.
@DJScias
And don't be material, I grew up on rubber with the Sting 9mil.  I never forgot Bad Blood, and Adminotive, But
look at gangs now, 'tatoes with a big ass dream.
@Wondero
I would tap you, if you would just peek for once, I'd one tap her, but she was always on the run.  Cause da
Police, go hard like cronies, We just stopped your weak bank, APD ain't no phonies.

@Starance
So if I seize all your vehicles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@JediNarwals
If I take intel from your stream, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Slittcer
If I shoot down your orca, ain't not hing to it - the APD made me do it
@Dust Runner
If I interupt your cartel, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@HotWings
Oh yeah and another thing
For all you plebs that don't do APD
Don't get on the forum talking 'bout APD
Cause 9 times outta 10 you don't know the fuck you talk about
Talk about that gang bullshit you do
Stay the fuck out of mine
 

 

you have to do the satanic ritual
 

 In game name - Mr.Ty
Age - 15
Previous gang(s) - White Glove Society
Banked money - 1,000,000 https://gyazo.com/3aedbb1d8e731fea54569c78579c54f3
Why do you want to join - Because all the White Glove members moved to vyper
What can you bring to the table - Money  Money and guns and lots of dead Instinct guys
Hours on Arma 3 [Screenshot] - https://gyazo.com/6fef6a9d0ca408fb8fdb26fe08052d29
Do you know any of our members - All the previous White Glove members

http://plays.tv/video/5763a392e97b574056/a-rook-and-dream
Enjoy!
Peep how I never received a pardon btw.
Start Watching at 2:06 !
Post any comments you have below

Everyone-  
Now that Tanoa is available in the developer branch, we have begun work on a Tanoa Life server.  I will use this topic to keep the community updated on our progress, but our hope is to have a Public Test Server available towards the end of this week for the community to begin playing.  We want and value your feedback as we develop what we hope will be an exciting new gaming experience here at the Asylum.  
Our goal is to take the things you love from Altis, and give them a more map themed feel.  We look forward to your feedback as we go through the development process.  
In order to access Tanoa, you will need to have purchased the expansion (Apex) for Arma 3 - as well as have the developer Apex Preview branch loaded.  This is beta content from both Bohemia and the Asylum, so the play experience is likely to change often and you will more than likely encounter bugs.  Please don't let that discourage you though - we need your help finding the bugs and squashing them so that when the map releases for real we can have it functional right away.  
For those of you interested in accessing Tanoa and still being able to join the Altis servers, you can follow this guide on Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=524329966. There is one trick with using the Game Updater. You will need to the Stable branch in the Game Updater and let Steam use the preview/development branch (https://forums.bistudio.com/topic/191622-apex-sneak-preview-branch-and-game-updater/). 
 
Thanks,  
Asylum Staff

#diebhunters
 

 
Post your old school videos too! 
 

did u know that asylum servers contain more complexities then life itself 

lol u wot?
 

I would like to say we miss you Server 5 and I hope you will come back into my life one Day