Kettles

Not the perfect place or time to turn yourself in but the officer could've handled that situation better, like taking 2 seconds to tell you to wait at the HQ.

NEKRO1!!!!!11!

I'm interested in guard duty. Just gimme a call, my rook is always ready.

2 RDMs? Damn, I have 5 or so, someone doesn't like your buddy.

Your laugh gets me every time. Oh yeah, nice shots. Please carry me, I have 17 games and only 3 wins.

Just bug Smirnoff to host his Pimp Shop, one of the options is to buy a set of the CSAT diving suit.

E-peen measuring contest interrupted by cadet falling from the sky.

DPI Glitching

There are no words...

I never realized how true this was until you came out and dropped this truth bomb. Just recently, I have noticed cops breaking RP more frequently, "You can't do that, that's exploiting", "Nice RDM" and a few other things. This shit never happened back then, at least not with Constables or higher, and any cop that did that shit was swiftly dealt with. I do agree with the idea to impose a more strict RP standard for the APD. I remember kidnapping APD officers and getting a fun RP experience but now they just go AFK and disconnect after their 10 minutes is up. +1

ayyyy!

I mean, if you used the format then it would be easier for us to know which shed in particular you're talking about. There are a few sheds at Zaros.

Instantly ban "rule breakers" in-game without going through the process of making a player report and spawn in gear for you and your friends.

Smirnoff!!!!

This man is the master of one taps, you obviously have no idea what you're talking about.

Sorry, @Monoxide Child

You and I are pretty close together.

I believe the dood isn't comfortable with sharing the evidence, if you get what I mean.

Wong's Triad on Tanoa. I assume this is the cartel you're asking about since you killed a dood that was outside of the 300 meter redzone and are currently trying to justify you killing him.

Also, press "C" for Combat Stance.

Look at his stance, he has the gun rest bonus thing. Take your disappointment elsewhere.

Them delicious tears.

*ignores introduction and goes straight to comments*

Fucking Finally!