DreamC

You've revealed your a good artist, and thus opened the floodgates. Now everyone wants a drawing of them.. including me.

@Padrinos I want you to know people have fapped during and to your game, in jail or otherwise, gratz. I usually cook something while in jail, or wait 35 mins for my gang to set up a prison break.

I didn't know you were old enough to know what sex is, are they teaching sex ed earlier these days?

Buy a steelseries, or just don't use wireless.

Entertaining cartel fight for pretty good rewards vs. Boring quick peek battle against the slowly growing horde of desperate money hungry constables who if they dont lethal you on their fifth life will gladly hand you your full ticket right off the bat if your above 30k bounty.

Because they'd rather come back endlessly with their 1k loadout. I agree, but cartel fights still go on for ages so its kind of annoying when you get to the black market and start getting contested.

Strangled with barbed wire Crocodile attack Being force fed an entire pufferfish Crucifixion, cooked alive Iron maiden (the torture device, and the band)

Sorry Ill go back to productive or informative posting, like every other member of the community.

Until they alt f4 and come back 10 mins later.

If money cant transfer boost money making ability on 6 by like 50% or something

Half the people ive talked to over voip i thought id hate I ended up hating even more afterwards, the other half are ok.

Dont forget to spit in my face and make me call you daddy.

Yea of course, I wouldn'twant it changed all that much. I make up for my aim with my shit talking so

Editing slightly less shitty montages for money in game, got Davinci Resolve and Sony Vegas 13 for editing. Plz em pour

Any other recommendations then?

Close maybe something like "Killing yourself would make a child somewhere so very happy! Consider it?"

I try my best

As much as I enjoy swimming in pools of salt and /b/ tier shit talking, the tumors on my back are starting to get rather heavy. We're getting all the same shit talking like, "Fucking retard ass potato kid" "Shittards camping rebel again" "Every other shitty gang but mine just ghost caps and never wants to fight because they know we'll fuck em, what pussies/bitches" Thus I reccomend the Asylum rebel community makes the shift to positive shit talking, mix it up a bit ya know. Ex: You get killed by an enemy gang while going to gear up at a rebel. Rather than saying "Fucking pussy ass rats/bitches camping rebel again low tier/0 gang." Try saying something like "Wow I really like the way you guys have held down that rebel for the past 15 minutes, wish I could do that too, good job!" Or say the cops come back to a rebel raid 7 times "Boy you guys are such great drivers! How else would you have gotten back so fast, even though i killed you 6 times you really deserve this paycheck!" This thread has 0 tolerance for sarcasm and cancer, positive vibes only thx. Plz post your positive vibe shit talking below

Just waitin' for modded altis.

theres only one a in alcohol

Better at video games AND better looking? Damn Patrick, save some for the lieutenant

I used to go by the name Popsiclefresh and i still do on some older things i use, one day in my angsty teen years i got linked this video. And i just thought it was the best thing ever. Dreamcycler is long and edgy tho, and a couple bike shops/ tobacco or some shit is named that, so i tend to shorten my name to anything that starts with D and ends C Funnily enough before i played Asylum i had used the name DurgaC on a couple games.

Time to do a bank robbery with air support and a tigris 6km away.

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