10 Years of Drunk Squad

[DS_Billy]

So something rather special happened this month. Get ready for gayness.

10 years ago @Drunk Devin @Travy @IndianapolisJones and some Asian wife beater we don't talk about anymore, came into asylum from another server and founded Drunk Squad.

Since then, Drunk Squad has been lead by @Drunk Devin @PwnCake @Luke SwagWalker @Robb and myself.

The first time i encountered Drunk Squad was late 2013, i came across a very drunken Indy and a very young Luke Swagwalker, i was swiftly roped into surrounding a police officer and torturing him to the point where we ended up taking over the kavala hq, where i was swiftly downed ziptied and sacraficed to mohammed by indy, by throwing me off the top of Kavala HQ.

Since then, Drunk Squad has managed to keep its values in tact while also maintaining a fun safe place to play, upholding a family mentality that is incredibly hard to find elsewhere. We have always upheld simple values that are expected out of each and every one of the members that have come through the family. Play fair, uphold your integrity and torture the cops and anyone who is, in the words of luke swagwalker "Saltier than Nickis in the Ocean holding two salt shakers with the caps off". Gone are the days where we have 25 DS tags in the server list at one time during the glory days, but when we come together and take an interest in asylum we still manage to find inventive ways to fuck with people. Mainly cops.

While other gangs on asylum have come and gone we have stayed as a staple. We take breaks off asylum, whilst always maintaining a presence there, but our community has always been here since we were founded. We have since spread into different games to try and scratch the itch that not playing a 10 year old asylum leaves.

A personal note from me, we have had many people come and go but the core has stayed the same. You lot have made sitting down in front of the pc and having the honor to log into TeamSpeak and hang out, an absolute pleasure. I have watched some of you go from single, to in a relationship, to married, to having kids. I am so proud of the people you guys have become and i love each and every one of you. People have joined Drunk Squad with the intention of splitting us up and they have never succeeded. Blood is thicker than water. Fuck em.

 

A note to everybody else. 

There is no other gang out there on asylum that remotely gets close to the success that Drunk Squad has achieved within Asylum. Although we only managed to win one Gang Wars, (Gang wars 7). We have managed to stay together for 10 years whilst annoying the fuck out of anybody who's allowed themselves to get salty. We are a different breed of human in here. We've had Jew, muslim, mormon, British, American, Norwegian, French, Canadian, Indian, Mexican, African, Black, White many other nationalities and Ebola. We all rip the shit out of eachother for our differences and it makes us closer. Drunk Squad is a great lesson for how not getting offended at anything can bring people closer. You will never be able to troll us more than we can troll you, cause we truly don't give a shit, a reaction is all we ever want out of you virgins, and if you're reading this and hating, thankyou for proving my point you dribbling retards.

In closing, i dont know how the online presence of our family ends if ever, who knows maybe the next generation of Drunk Squad littleuns will be playing ear rape music at cops in arma 5, but i know that the family itself will never die.

Happy Birthday to us lads and ladies. Here's to another 10 years. 

Bring it on fuckers. 

Edited October 22, 2023 by DS_Billy

[Rustmaan]

Stop asap and get out (if in vehicle), hands up and scream repeatedly in direct DS ON TOP or die!

[Rook1]

gayest shit i ever read

[Travis.]

10 hours ago, Rook1 said:

gayest shit i ever read

Mommy must not trust you to have your birth certificate yet

[Boonie Hat]

21 hours ago, DS_Billy said:

Blood is thicker than water

As a fellow mountain bred fucker with a mother brother sister father parents. My family blood runs thick and I really related to this section!

[sealooter]

this is the most shittiest ChatGPT written shit i have ever read. fuck drunk squad, im looking for a new fucking gang. tired of this fucking lard preaching about 'integrity'. scout me fighting my cartels, offers are open. i am starting at $250 USD.

[DS_Billy]

17 hours ago, sealooter said:

this is the most shittiest ChatGPT written shit i have ever read. fuck drunk squad, im looking for a new fucking gang. tired of this fucking lard preaching about 'integrity'. scout me fighting my cartels, offers are open. i am starting at $250 USD.

Please take him away from us.

He is a furry and is lucky we havnt set him on fire yet. 

[王 rando 王]

On 10/21/2023 at 4:14 PM, DS_Billy said:

There is no other gang out there on asylum that remotely gets close to the success that Drunk Squad has achieved within Asylum. We have managed to stay together for 10 years whilst annoying the fuck out of anybody who's allowed themselves to get salty.

same except every single one of us is a straight white man, hold the L