SpooderGuy Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 (edited) ok so Step1: find the female you most desiree Step2: Take a deep breathe (cause you don't want to blush or stutter) step3: start to walk to her step4: (this is it) say to her " Hey you see this sweatshirt?" Female says: yeah why? you: You like it? (asking her) female: Sure why? you: OH cause its made of Boyfriend Material BADABING BOOM BOOM She's fallen for you YOUR WELCOME FOLLOW THESE STEPS!! Edited March 18, 2016 by Schweppes Seltzer Water Bersabee and IndianapolisJones like this Link to comment
Scott Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 What if she doesn't like my sweatshirt? IndianapolisJones likes this Link to comment
Yung Kali-G Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 What if I'm not wearing a sweatshirt? IndianapolisJones likes this Link to comment
ImJustMaikey Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 What if u stuiter anyway Cuz u do it always, And i don't want her to get in love got my sweatshirt. But for me Link to comment
Big Fred Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Opening phrases are overrated. Just send them a text message with your intentions and wait 5 second. IndianapolisJones and Atmosphere like this Link to comment
Goldberg Attorney at Law Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Step 5: Clint Beastwood, Spank, George and 4 others like this Link to comment
Gatorade Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 What happens if i trip Link to comment
SpooderGuy Posted March 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Scott said: What if she doesn't like my sweatshirt? try something like "wanna go back to my place and pop a blu ray?" say that Edited March 18, 2016 by Schweppes Seltzer Water Link to comment
SpooderGuy Posted March 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Khaliq Fahid said: What if I'm not wearing a sweatshirt? it can be a t-shirt or something try and get her to touch your jeans and ask like my jeans? made of boyfriend material Link to comment
SpooderGuy Posted March 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 1 hour ago, ImJustMaikey said: What if u stuiter anyway Cuz u do it always, And i don't want her to get in love got my sweatshirt. But for me the material in which you are wearing represents what you can be therefore shes not falling in love with your sweatshirt shes falling in love with your attempt and that you are attracted to her my friend Link to comment
SpooderGuy Posted March 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 35 minutes ago, Goldberg Attorney at Law said: Step 5: hey he got ktfo cuz he called her a DYKE Link to comment
SpooderGuy Posted March 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 35 minutes ago, Sugarfoot said: What happens if i trip STOP WEARING HEELS THEN!!!!!! Link to comment
IndianapolisJones Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Make sure the sweatshirt is lose fitting, if it's not you are implying you are clingy and that's no good at all. And if you have stains on it, then clearly you are showing you make a mess of things and half ass repair them, so you won't be able to work out issues in the relationship, AND make damn sure you have no female anything on the design, no name, no picture of a girl in a band nothing, that tells her you are a cheating bastard. A sweatshirt says a lot about a guy. Sneaky, Atmosphere, Lady_peach and 1 other like this Link to comment
Seán That Irish Guy Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 (edited) Just keep it simple. "Hey baby smell this cloth for a second" *back to bed, back to bed* Edited March 18, 2016 by Sean That Irish Guy Midamaru, IndianapolisJones and Big Fred like this Link to comment
Sean // Fitty Bread Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 14 minutes ago, Sean That Irish Guy said: Just keep it simple. "Hey baby smell this cloth for a second" *back to bed, back to bed* no need for a cloth when u got the pill cosby Atmosphere, Seán That Irish Guy, Mahdizzle and 3 others like this Link to comment
Seán That Irish Guy Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 19 minutes ago, Sean // Fitty Bread said: no need for a cloth when u got the pill cosby Big fan fitty, big fan. Sean // Fitty Bread likes this Link to comment
SpooderGuy Posted March 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 42 minutes ago, IndianapolisJones said: Make sure the sweatshirt is lose fitting, if it's not you are implying you are clingy and that's no good at all. And if you have stains on it, then clearly you are showing you make a mess of things and half ass repair them, so you won't be able to work out issues in the relationship, AND make damn sure you have no female anything on the design, no name, no picture of a girl in a band nothing, that tells her you are a cheating bastard. A sweatshirt says a lot about a guy. I like this IndianapolisJones likes this Link to comment
SpooderGuy Posted March 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 42 minutes ago, Sean That Irish Guy said: Just keep it simple. "Hey baby smell this cloth for a second" *back to bed, back to bed* you are a tinder whore HOW DARE YOU this is a relationship/marriage thread starting Seán That Irish Guy likes this Link to comment
SpooderGuy Posted March 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 26 minutes ago, Sean // Fitty Bread said: no need for a cloth when u got the pill cosby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vk_76ReVA Sean // Fitty Bread likes this Link to comment
Hiraku Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Am married, can confirm best pickup line/10 Link to comment
Reformed epTic Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 I walk up to females and I say "Either we fuckin, or I'm fuckin" Big Fred and Atmosphere like this Link to comment
SpooderGuy Posted March 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 8 hours ago, epTic said: I walk up to females and I say "Either we fuckin, or I'm fuckin" but first you gotta buy em PIZZA xD Link to comment
SpooderGuy Posted March 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 8 hours ago, Hiraku said: Am married, can confirm best pickup line/10 I should be starring actor in Hitch 2 yes? Link to comment
kryptonthegamer Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 What's if she's lesbo Should I pretend to be a girl? Link to comment
Eddie Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 The physical cringe actually gave me polio. Link to comment
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