Tacobell

7.9.0: Rap Sheet
We are now storing your criminal history for the APD to view in game.  They can view the crimes you have been jailed, paid a ticket for, or turned yourself in at a courthouse for the last 24 hours - as well as the last week.  The list updates roughly every five (5) minutes, so it's not 100% real time.  
To access the criminal records system, the APD officer must be sitting in the driver seat of a vehicle.  Scroll wheel and look for the blue menu item.  
There are other things we have planned for this data in the future as well.  Hopefully we will have that ready for you shortly.  
Other misc. features and bug fixes: (The following was written entirely by Gnashes, not me)
Checking Vehicle registration will now prevent vehicles from de-spawning The speed camera hint wording has been tweaked Players can now press "U" to open any unlocked door in the world. (It will still lock/unlock your own house doors) Players will no longer receive a confirmation option when kicked from a gang The Police Restrain Hotkey now only works on downed or surrendered players Tilde no longer requires you to hold the key down. A 5 second period of name~y-ness will now follow each tilde press Police officers will get a confirmation when ticketing or pardoning a player on parole Your body should no longer continue performing its last action prior to being downed when you awake Cartel Progress bars are now one layer higher. Other actions will show semi-transparent below the cartel bar Police officers will no longer lose control of their vehicles when notified of guard duty Captains no longer have to unhide their rank in order for players they revive to have no debuff The Federal Reserve may be robbed regardless of the current number of online cops provided enough were online when it started Vehicle Garages have reduced the distance from which they will fetch your vehicles upon storage Pulling unconscious players from a vehicle will no longer automatically lock the vehicle Undercover Pilot Coveralls will now correctly stay CSAT colored Undercover officers wearing Pilot Coveralls may change into Police Coveralls by showing their rank within a vehicle (and visa-versa) Anyone within a gang may access the Turf Clothing Shop and Turf Market. The Turf Market has been adjusted slightly accordingly Player names with special characters will be significantly less likely to break formatted messages, hints, and alerts Police officers who are downed, restrained, or surrender will no longer continue to stop the bank drill The Prison Auxillary Power marker has been changed to a less blue color "Gather Heroin" now correctly says "Gather Opium" in the heroin field Fixed various exploits Please thank @Gnashes for all his work on this patch.  He's doing tons of quality of life stuff behind the scenes for the community.  
We are knocking out a few final bugs with the patch.  We hope to have this out tonight, but it may be tomorrow before we release the update.
Hotfix 1:
Being Flashbanged should no longer delete NVGs if your inventory is full Tanoan Turfs now allow anyone in the gang to access them as well Cartel Progress bar should properly vanish now Police Checkpoint items are no longer invincible. Restrain hotkey now works for civiians as well as police; and is bound exclusively to User Action 4  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flL5b1NaSPE&t=0s

hi

Its a little slower than usual. Someone must be watching Netflix. 

It's all about the heroin. 

I don't even remember this , lol.

Locking this...For obvious reasons.

@CruncheddNow I am not as good as player as most people  it's hard to be when you've only played arma for 21/2 - 3ish months but you want to start a thread for the soul purpose of shit talking (which I find ironic) since you bring up "side-chat satlyness" in your video and the fact your gang always feels the need to shit talk anyone and everyone for no reason at all.
I honestly feel bad for Allen. He has a few respected gang members that actually play just to have fun and are mature enough to call out "gf" at the end of a cartel instead "Wow we wiped you nerds hehe xdeeeee get rekt kids trump2k16". Then there's people like you who come and ruin that image of a respected gang by pulling dumb threads like this :).
You talk about lack of comms, and a shitty gang well here you go buddy : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUmMXswLap4&feature=youtu.be take a look at the gang you are so proud to stand by.
P.S My aim on the last 2 are terrible. I never use the mk-18. Only time I do is when I don't care to lose gear cause I hate the mk-18. I'm god awful with it on full-auto , but hey it was fun either way. Plus the fact this is me at around 3 a.m in the morning and I just didn't really care.

Who is Donald Trump??

This is almost as good as "The APD Made Me Do It" 10/10
@CruncheddHey, bud good fight. I wasn't there so I assume this was last night, but when did you get me banned for RDM? I must've been sleeping for that one too and the ban appeal must've made it self, and I must've just magically got unbanned at the same time :(, what a shame. I love ban appeals.

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Not sure which one I laughed harder at.
Bye leslie.

Try playing cop, might be more your speed if you like talking to people.

I've always had fun and still do, of course people are toxic...This is the internet in 2016. I always have fun on Asylum because I like both play styles, if people are in the mood for RP then I'll RP and have a good time with it. If they are in the mood for a fight, I will bring them the fight. Sometimes Kavala is RP city and sometimes it's a warzone, just depends on the people and the situation. You just need to adapt to our playstyle here, it's not hardcore RP and it's not wasteland. It's well balanced right in between the two.

Hey looks its another one of these posts 

sounds like you need to venture outside cities.

I love this lol

I love this lol

I love this lol

Okay, so this is how RP works on Asylum based on my experience:
Rebel v Civilian:
Rebel v Rebel
Rebel v Cop
Cop v Civilian
Civilian v Civilian
 
 

Hello people so i havent made one of these in awhile i was going to make one then all the other clips got corrupted or some shit. then i didnt play cop that much but heres another one hope you like it
#RIPHarold