One time I met this guy in kavala, he was the perfect target for cyber bullying. So I did exactly that. At one point I said “hey ATM building looks tall enough for you to end your miserable life”. The man pouted, and retreated into the room above market to make a decision. Now at the time I was too busy rizzing up the women of kavala, so I didn’t notice him run to the building. He jumped, he died. Nobody cried. But since that day I’ve had a heartache. Nay, a soul-ache. I cannot for the life of me forgive myself for what I’ve done to this man. He did not deserve those 30 seconds of respawn screen. Since then I have turned my life around, and now instead of encouraging self harm, I started an organization to end it once and for all. This organization is Space Force. Apply today.