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Jaconite

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  1. I own all of you bitches, suck my cock, end of conversation.

    4 hours ago, John Lemmon said:

    Welcome to Asylum 🙂 you must be new by the looks of it

    I'd rather seem new than be you.

    2 hours ago, Sp0on said:

    Did you seriously montage yourself shooting a naked off a quad 😔

    Yes I am a god, prove me wrong.

    3 hours ago, 𝐸 𝒶 𝓏 𝓎 said:

    im the founder of music

    That is the kind of energy I like to see my friend.

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  2. 1 hour ago, Nightfury said:

    you were the guy sucking dick online to join an arma 3 gang. i dont think 8% body fat will get you laid bud. try being less of a fag and u might have a chance

     

    Haha great one big man! I don't want to roast you as I don't roast my fans :D especially the ones that are seriously depressed and would probably top themselves if I spoke truth about their current life situation.

    I wish you the best of luck in life and please don't shit talk me again when you have no grounds to do so. 

    I would eat you alive like no other person, trust me.

     

  3. Hey guys following my inactivity to this thread, would you like any more photos of my physique? Obviously AdaM decided he would post one himself but I’m all up for showing you what not being a lazy retard can actually achieve. 

    Im around 8% bodyfat right now due to the fact I am going to magaluf for a week to hopefully smash Jimbo’s crippled sister. Obviously I will probably leave her in a hammock with her noodle legs swinging around below her like her brother while he plays Arma 3 in his basement; but that’s besides the point.

    I hope you guys have a really good week! and I’ll make sure to say hello to your ex girlfriend while I destroy the fucking shit out of her and her friends. The way that you never could.

    Jimbo mate you’re fucking shit at arma now, just thought I’d throw that one out there. To the rest of you super cool guys, fuck you :)

    I hope to see you on cap when I get back, good luck and have fun. 

    xx

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