Sp0on

have you tried turing it off and on again 

fixed that for u 
 
+1

It's been a strange and slightly boring ride. 
I'll still pop in here or there, but there is almost no fun left in this game mode. 
Bunch of kids playing politics and failing horribly at it. 
At this point the only enjoyable part of Asylum is shooting shit. 
 
All I want to say is, career cops, don't even bother going for promotions, you're basically volunteering to sort through applications, IA reports, do interviews, ect so the Captains can sit around and do nothing. 
I recommend staying as a corporal, if you do want some type of promotion. But keep in mind the whole time requirement / ratio requirement is a joke, If you want to be a cop, go be a real cop. You actually get paid, and you won't grow an internet ego that makes you seem like a weird ass person. 
 
And to the rebels, have fun while you can, but don't waste too much of your time, you have real things that you can go do, games aren't meant to be played like a job... Don't waste your youth on a broken video game. 
 
ANNNNDD, a shoutout to all the people who made this game enjoyable, it's not Asylum that is fun, It's the people in it. Unfortunately most of the good ones have already left. 

Delete and redownload Cup Terrains

i heard this fixes it

I cry every time. Of laughter.
 
 

2 clips in 8 minutes?...

10/10 would try to vdm with a go-kart

Did anyone notice him shoot his teamate in the head like five times?

Nothing will ever defeat the road side bombs.

actuallly nobody died on the explosion?

Three police officers died in the making of this video

@Norwegianvikingpoint of view
 

 

http://plays.tv/video/56f88546a5d8cc7295     Yes, I didn't kill 8 of them.

This is terrible. I was hoping something would happen. Instead I got a child screaming. I want my 12 minutes back.

Sorry but i can't deal with your voice

Did you really just make a 12 minute video of you giving an ifrit to the cops? 

some things that i find annoying to hear when processing
1. Its a paintball/pellet/airsoft gun.  
2. They made me do it.
3. It wasn't me.
4. I had to do it i had no choice 
5. It was self defense. 

When trying to draw but Kevin Miller is doing a Valley Girl cover of hello 
 

In-game name: Sasquatch
Age: 8 and 3/4 (turning 9 in 3 months so im pretty much 9)
Timezone: I can read digital and analog clocks
Hours on Arma 3 (screenshot): 3h 43mins  https://gyazo.com/b1063d204e8afade635934827a302486
Previous gang affiliations: kavala gangs
Why we should accept you: i can beat just about anyone in a 1v1 trickshoting match. i have robbed many feds and banks with the help of a few rabbits and snakes. i solo cap cartels when no one is on to fight back. 
Any extra information: im pretty much all of insanity into one guy, hand me a rook and you will see. 
thanks for reading. i hope to see "Accepted" soon

You need to develop a strong sense of entitlement and step up your side chat game.