Ruffian

Thankfully you can have both hands and still be disabled, you stupid fuck. Don't you ever talk to my pookie chow that way, you bib-dribbling gerber baby retard faggot.

Thankfully you can have both hands and still be disabled, you stupid fuck. Don't you ever talk to my pookie chow that way, you bib-dribbling gerber baby retard faggot.

How often do you get pegged?
 

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Thankfully you can have both hands and still be disabled, you stupid fuck. Don't you ever talk to my pookie chow that way, you bib-dribbling gerber baby retard faggot.

Thankfully you can have both hands and still be disabled, you stupid fuck. Don't you ever talk to my pookie chow that way, you bib-dribbling gerber baby retard faggot.

I think the issue is that civs are doing it in groups of 30+ any fed event would be a breeze. Maybe put a group cap on so that cops can stand a chance 

The idea of the national HQ is awesome and the perks you can gain from it are worth the reward however it is impossible to be fought on the cop side. 
 
Mobile HQ
What's the point in pulling a Mobile HQ for it to be vested 2 minutes into the fight. Change the mobile for National HQ only to be in god mode. Almost every National done people hop around in channels begging for cops to log on just to be destroyed. There's no incentive for cops to log other than a promised payout from admins or an MK1 due to it being impossible to push a 30-50 man group. Eventually cops will stop logging on for the civ's and it will only be done when that perfect number of cops are online. The Mobile HQ allows the cops a safe spawn close to the event and its taken away every time. You could also add in a NEW HQ close to the event which would allow cops to spawn without the worry of being blown up. 
Other entry points
From what I've seen there's tons of entry points to the compound but they are all locked? I'm not sure if its intended or not coded properly but its near impossible to push. Its supposed to be the TOP TIER END OF GAME EVENT that the cops will never win or get close to winning. How is that end game? A bank is more challenging to win then the National at this point. When a national is done its guaranteed you will get a token if you don't ego peak every cop you see.  The roof is the main point of entry for cops but when there's 15 rebels on the roof and another 5 on construction how are you supposed to combat that? Especially now when people have tier 3 and tier 4 tokens that allow them weapons to rip through orcas like paper. 
 Cop Morale 
This event is nothing but a middle finger to the cops. They never win and when the rebels win they get access to better equipment to give the cops a harder time. We want people to play the server and stick around and this event does the opposite. Any other event besides the prison there is a reward for the cops whether it be gold, bank notes, etc. I understand it spawns a truck with APD intel but once again 30-50 man group makes that hard to get ahold of. Even if the cops somehow win this event 80% of them will be lethaled and go to the HQ to save the 20% we did manage to capture. If an event like this is going to be done add a group cap back into the game to prevent this. 
All in all the event is a great idea but horribly executed. If its going to be labeled as an end game event it needs to be fought like one. The point its at now its just a money sink for rebels and a meat grinder for cops. 
 

Howdy Everyone!
We know it's been a wild couple of months here on Asylum.  We've made a lot of changes and are continuing to do so to enhance the Asylum experience.  As we look towards a better Asylum community, we want to thank all of our loyal players for sticking around to make this place what it is.  
In the last 10+ years we have had a lot of ups and downs, from dealing with the depths of the pandemic, to Turkish lawyers, and rough days at work, this community has always been a place for people to come together to be away from the outside world.  We just want to thank everyone for being a part of this crazy community we call Asylum.
In honor of this we are going to be running a slate of giveaways to reward all of you, all in all we are giving away $2,000+ of Asylum gold rewards, and $20 mill of in-game content.
They will be running for the next 2 weeks; you must be an active member of the server to be eligible to receive the rewards.
Must not be banned at the time of winning Must have been reasonably active on the server within the last 30 days at time of winning In order to enter the giveaway, please like this post, and make sure you have your player id linked to your forum account.
Asylum Gold Items:
2 Winners x 6 Months of Asylum Plus  4 Winners x 3 Months of Asylum Plus  15 Winners x 1 month of Asylum Plus  Donor levels (the value of that donor level gets added to your account) 1 Winner x Donor Level 8 1 Winner x Donor level 7 1 Winner x Donor level 6 1 Winner x Donor level 5 1 Winner x Donor level 4 1 Winner x Donor level 3 1 Winner x Donor level 2 1 Winner x Donor level 1 15 Winners x 10 crate keys of your choice 5 Winners x 2200 Asylum Gold 10 Winners x Camo bundle of your choosing 4 Winners x 25,000 Asylum Points
In Game Items:
2 Winners x Mar-10 2 Winners x SPMG 1 Winner x M320 LRR + MOS scope 1 Winner x lynx + MOS scope 2 Winners x Cyrus 10 Winners x Ifrit 5 Winners x 750k Cash 10 Winners x 100k Blood Money 3 Winners x Ghosthawk, civ, cop, or medic (rank doesn’t matter) 5 Winners x 1 next token of their choice 5 Winners x 50,000 prestige on cop 5 Winners x 25,000 honor 5 Winners x 25,000 Infamy Thank you all for being a part of this community, and good luck! 
-Asylum Staff

Is it possible to get % values on the processor speed with the different vehicle types. Like actual value numbers outside of fast as fuck boiiiiii? Just for a gauge on if something is worth or not with the larger size vs risk?

I have sped it up by 24 seconds for next patch

woah with the new price buffs might have to cop this, what a steal. anyone should be happy to buy this for 7.5

Awesome a bunch of fucking career cops that wont help with anything. 10/10 server 

remove the snow, we're in april nigga

Yeah, you're retarded. We literally actively recruit the most new players and do our best to """"train""" them and show them how the game is played. I.e. @Beardogour 59 year old recent hire, and even myself. I may have an older forum acct from 2019, but I've never seriously played Asylum until around a year ago. @Junkeand @shawnshowed me how to play, brought me to my first dom game, etc. I was a total no combat-stance bot until they helped me. (my first invite was by @Chris PeacockSHOUTOUT!!!!)
I don't appreciate how you are (if you even are a new player) shamelessly regurgitating some nonsense you've heard from other players who simply don't like our gang. It's like when you watch a youtube video of some youtuber's girlfriend accusing them of something, "I felt dirty... in a way I couldn't wash off." I just wonder what book you read this from because it's just garbage. 
The staff members in the Crimson gang, as far as I have seen, will give money to new players/cop players if they are crushing them on civ and will do a lot of "on the spot" gifts and tutorials when we find them in the open. Notable admins who do this are @Ken@DarkKnight@Hubschrauberand many others. We have dead-ass stopped fighting just to help some poor guy in Air Shop once.
 
Your slander against a group of people who try their hardest to make this community an active and fun place to spend some virtual time is sad. Stop being a puppet for whatever Discord server you heard this crap in and grow a spine. (P.S. The staff members who day after day will take hours out of their personal time to help YOU and other new players are volunteers, it's pathetic to group them up into some big evil "admin gang" and paint them as the harbinger of all of our issues. If you want to point fingers, do it at the server management who have run this server into the ground, not the people trying to keep the community afloat.)

Yeah, you're retarded. We literally actively recruit the most new players and do our best to """"train""" them and show them how the game is played. I.e. @Beardogour 59 year old recent hire, and even myself. I may have an older forum acct from 2019, but I've never seriously played Asylum until around a year ago. @Junkeand @shawnshowed me how to play, brought me to my first dom game, etc. I was a total no combat-stance bot until they helped me. (my first invite was by @Chris PeacockSHOUTOUT!!!!)
I don't appreciate how you are (if you even are a new player) shamelessly regurgitating some nonsense you've heard from other players who simply don't like our gang. It's like when you watch a youtube video of some youtuber's girlfriend accusing them of something, "I felt dirty... in a way I couldn't wash off." I just wonder what book you read this from because it's just garbage. 
The staff members in the Crimson gang, as far as I have seen, will give money to new players/cop players if they are crushing them on civ and will do a lot of "on the spot" gifts and tutorials when we find them in the open. Notable admins who do this are @Ken@DarkKnight@Hubschrauberand many others. We have dead-ass stopped fighting just to help some poor guy in Air Shop once.
 
Your slander against a group of people who try their hardest to make this community an active and fun place to spend some virtual time is sad. Stop being a puppet for whatever Discord server you heard this crap in and grow a spine. (P.S. The staff members who day after day will take hours out of their personal time to help YOU and other new players are volunteers, it's pathetic to group them up into some big evil "admin gang" and paint them as the harbinger of all of our issues. If you want to point fingers, do it at the server management who have run this server into the ground, not the people trying to keep the community afloat.)

Shut up nigga
I used to be the gang therapist too
@Ruffianknows im not toxic i just give it to people straight and a lot of them can’t handle it

@Chris Peacock

Yeah, you're retarded. We literally actively recruit the most new players and do our best to """"train""" them and show them how the game is played. I.e. @Beardogour 59 year old recent hire, and even myself. I may have an older forum acct from 2019, but I've never seriously played Asylum until around a year ago. @Junkeand @shawnshowed me how to play, brought me to my first dom game, etc. I was a total no combat-stance bot until they helped me. (my first invite was by @Chris PeacockSHOUTOUT!!!!)
I don't appreciate how you are (if you even are a new player) shamelessly regurgitating some nonsense you've heard from other players who simply don't like our gang. It's like when you watch a youtube video of some youtuber's girlfriend accusing them of something, "I felt dirty... in a way I couldn't wash off." I just wonder what book you read this from because it's just garbage. 
The staff members in the Crimson gang, as far as I have seen, will give money to new players/cop players if they are crushing them on civ and will do a lot of "on the spot" gifts and tutorials when we find them in the open. Notable admins who do this are @Ken@DarkKnight@Hubschrauberand many others. We have dead-ass stopped fighting just to help some poor guy in Air Shop once.
 
Your slander against a group of people who try their hardest to make this community an active and fun place to spend some virtual time is sad. Stop being a puppet for whatever Discord server you heard this crap in and grow a spine. (P.S. The staff members who day after day will take hours out of their personal time to help YOU and other new players are volunteers, it's pathetic to group them up into some big evil "admin gang" and paint them as the harbinger of all of our issues. If you want to point fingers, do it at the server management who have run this server into the ground, not the people trying to keep the community afloat.)

Yeah, you're retarded. We literally actively recruit the most new players and do our best to """"train""" them and show them how the game is played. I.e. @Beardogour 59 year old recent hire, and even myself. I may have an older forum acct from 2019, but I've never seriously played Asylum until around a year ago. @Junkeand @shawnshowed me how to play, brought me to my first dom game, etc. I was a total no combat-stance bot until they helped me. (my first invite was by @Chris PeacockSHOUTOUT!!!!)
I don't appreciate how you are (if you even are a new player) shamelessly regurgitating some nonsense you've heard from other players who simply don't like our gang. It's like when you watch a youtube video of some youtuber's girlfriend accusing them of something, "I felt dirty... in a way I couldn't wash off." I just wonder what book you read this from because it's just garbage. 
The staff members in the Crimson gang, as far as I have seen, will give money to new players/cop players if they are crushing them on civ and will do a lot of "on the spot" gifts and tutorials when we find them in the open. Notable admins who do this are @Ken@DarkKnight@Hubschrauberand many others. We have dead-ass stopped fighting just to help some poor guy in Air Shop once.
 
Your slander against a group of people who try their hardest to make this community an active and fun place to spend some virtual time is sad. Stop being a puppet for whatever Discord server you heard this crap in and grow a spine. (P.S. The staff members who day after day will take hours out of their personal time to help YOU and other new players are volunteers, it's pathetic to group them up into some big evil "admin gang" and paint them as the harbinger of all of our issues. If you want to point fingers, do it at the server management who have run this server into the ground, not the people trying to keep the community afloat.)

@Bherkyand I don't regret rdming you guys btw.

@Bherkyand I don't regret rdming you guys btw.

Yea man, grinding hard gets you nowhere in this community  (for legal reasons this is a joke, I love William) 

@Bherkyand I don't regret rdming you guys btw.

BLACKLIST LIFTED
Must serve 90 days without disciplinary. If any disciplinary action is taken against this member, he will be immediately and permanently blacklisted.
 
-Shadow Crimson Leader