Reformed epTic

 
 

I did this once. 

I got banned for 3 months. 

I did this once. 

I got banned for 3 months. 

You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.
The UK tho...they're already being invaded.
 

What is boils down to is the people who were crying for Stratis back weren't crying for the island, they were crying for the 50 HEMMT easy meth runs. 

What is boils down to is the people who were crying for Stratis back weren't crying for the island, they were crying for the 50 HEMMT easy meth runs. 

I'm so glad he's gone. My quality of life has improved tremendously without him around to cause my blood pressure to raise. 

So be incredibly passive aggressive like Dull use to be?

http://www.fightingillini.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=2183

I love when a snake opens a door and I walk in and do whatever I want in the guys house. 

I stole a crate full of meth like that one day, snake opened the door, I hid behind his crates, waited till he came back...kek

I remember one time Mohammad Abdullah stole a Brotherhood helicopter during a fed, texted the cops "Today's fireworks are sponsored by the Brotherhood." and rammed it into the ground. 
I laughed so hard that I nearly pissed.

I love when they used ti play in their own channel then pull you in when you weren't able to listen to their commands.

I remember one time Mohammad Abdullah stole a Brotherhood helicopter during a fed, texted the cops "Today's fireworks are sponsored by the Brotherhood." and rammed it into the ground. 
I laughed so hard that I nearly pissed.

you forgot to add the part where you got demoted
lol#rebelLT

My 2 cents.
 
A decent amount of higherups were very good cops and deserving of the rank, but once they get set back and realize they have some power and "slack off" this is when we get the lame higherups.

 
 

Don't worry, if you ever get arrested just make your game crash and it'll be okay.

It's a sad day when eptic and kuklinski are the calm ones.

There's a reason he has the opinions of higher ups that he does, and sadly most of them are justified. 

You're obviously not fitting of the standard, but there's way too many damn higher ups that sit in locked channels all day only to pop out every once in a while to break the flow of tactics/gameplay and feel important. 

Go 2 weeks first and I'll give you half, then half after the other 2 weeks.

Krypton follows the rules and is a great shot.  He can also rap.
1/26/16 Promoted to Corporal

I had the best app too. 

 
“I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! 
I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive. 

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial! 

I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers. 

I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail. 

But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant. 

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn. 

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity. 

I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!”