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here is some bush, and a hill. and oh look, another bush

Hello, my name in game is [NDC]Church, and I am here to give you a bargain! Are you tired of being robbed at Rebel, or vigilantes tracking you down through the woods? I offer to you, now, a semi-safe transport method. Backed by multiple investors, satisfied customers, and a decent security force, we look to get you your items, ASAP! We deliver items from large rifles, to tiny lockpicks. For a small fee of 20% the order, you don't have to stick your neck out for some higher-caliber weaponry! Got a date with the wife, but need an AKM fast? Just text Church! I'll sort you through. Text whenever you see me online. Now, I will list the reasons you should at least give us a chance:
-You won't have to travel!
-You don't need a license!
-No added taxes from the Government!
-Island-round delivery!
-Friendly and reliable staff!
Thank you so much for allowing the time for us to tell you what we do best! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
warning: any lost property during a robbery will NOT be refunded in full. Any shipments above 10k will not recieve a full refund. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Hello all new and veteran players. I am looking to hire some people to do business with. I need some farmers. I am looking for the items below. I haven't got a set price atm but we can negotiate.
-Ephedra
-flawless diamonds
-cocaine(uncut)
-hydrogen sulfate
-iron ingot
-barley
If you stock up on these items and want to offload them hmu on forums or in game at buck dabbington. Thanks and have a great day

Hi all,
I'm enjoying my time at Asylum but me and my mates have came from a more serious RP server, Altis Life UK, don't get me wrong - there's nothing wrong with the way this server is run but there have been some serious violations of RP. Using overhead tags to identify me (Metagaming) and violation of New Life Rules and the ridiculous amounts of RDM in gang controlled territory when you simply drive through. Personally, it's annoying me how this server is so developed and the majority of the community have been extremely nice but a few are ruining it. I'd like to suggest some more enforcement of roleplaying rules and implanting the New Life Rule?
 
Thanks,
THR4SH3R

 

One time an admin pulled a slenderman on me. Even the screen started twitching. Scared the living shit out of me at first.

There is a reason Asylum is more popular then its Roleplay counter parts (ALUK and GTA). People play here because you have much more freedom, you can have much more fun without being restricted by strict roleplay rules.
I've been a part of both communities of AltisLifeUK and GrandTheftArma and they both have very similar rules. It's fun if you're the type of person who enjoys roleplaying and I always +1 ALUK when people want a serious roleplay community. The only issue with both of these server is that if you pick combat over roleplay or show any toxic behaviour at all, you will get blanket banned.
Asylum is not a serious roleplay server, it fills in the spot of being a heavy combat oriented Altis Life server. If you wan't to get better at the game and fight amongst the best Arma players, Asylum is the place for you. If you want to be a part of a nice community and enjoy roleplaying, ALUK is for you. I suggest staying away from GTA as they have a very young Admin team who tend to be immature at most times, however their development is light years ahead of ALUK's. 
AltisLifeUK is a nice server, but unfortunately they are let down by there lack of development as they have a 14yr old developer who doesn't really know what he's doing, however the staff team is very nice and friendly. 
So to sum it up.
Asylum: Combat oriented, amazing features, terrible UI, a lot of bugs, amazing developer. Freedom. No NLR
ALUK: Amazing community, amazing roleplay, terrible development, terrible UI, way to many bugs, terrible features. Strict rules. 15m NLR
GTA: Immature Admins, good UI, best balancing, decent features, good developer, has the least bugs, semi strict rules. Strict NLR
Olympus: Terrible at everything. 15m NLR.
 

Hi all,
I'm enjoying my time at Asylum but me and my mates have came from a more serious RP server, Altis Life UK, don't get me wrong - there's nothing wrong with the way this server is run but there have been some serious violations of RP. Using overhead tags to identify me (Metagaming) and violation of New Life Rules and the ridiculous amounts of RDM in gang controlled territory when you simply drive through. Personally, it's annoying me how this server is so developed and the majority of the community have been extremely nice but a few are ruining it. I'd like to suggest some more enforcement of roleplaying rules and implanting the New Life Rule?
 
Thanks,
THR4SH3R

ok

Nice recruitment thread 

I get what you mean, however, unfortunately there isn't the single 'best' Altis Life server. Each server is good and bad in its owns way, some servers will be much better in one area, however not in another. You just have to find the one that fits you best. 
Asylum tends to have a higher RDM ratio because the Gun Store is located within city limits, however that's also the amazing thing, pistol banging in Kavala is life.

this

They respect civilians so they usually search it every 20 minutes, provide good roleplay and bring up good excuses, and you'll probably end up with a reduced ticket/parole.

If that is too much for you, just grab a little 1000 hatchback and run the drugs in it, It will might take you longer/you'll might get robbed but hey you lost a little amount of money in compare to the amount you could lose.

Building basic funding however is not that bad of an idea, just make sure you do not hold yourself back too much nor go straight up to the big boys game.

Gather phosphorus, Hydrogen sulfate and Ephedra, then take it to a meth lab to mix it into cocktails, then cook it into crystal meth.

I don't think I want to sing up for the job then. 

"slaves" you dont get one. 

How'd you know this was for Hillary Clinton? 

Need a army of slaves to make campaign calls for me. 

Hmu if you're interested 

Server 3 is finland

This is what kavala looks like in real life if anyone has ever 

I have no idea what this is nor what to do with this information....

most random shit i've ever seen

I expected at least some kind of RP montage instead of killing, but I have seen neither RP, neither good shooting 
 

Hi all,
I'd like to launch my new company, The Ravens Incorporated. We're a legitimate trucking company. We specialize in exporting materials such as iron, copper, diamonds, etc from Altis around the globe. We're a small operation with only a few trucks to our fleet but we're growing! We're always looking for new drivers/security, if you're interested give us a shout!
The Ravens are also in the business of selling supplies, pretty much any supplies from anywhere across Altis. If interested, once again, contact us. We also intend on expanding business to Australia in the forthcoming weeks.
 
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