Pyrgos News Network
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Bank Of Altis Pyrgos Branch Unprotected?
A slew of bank robberies has the residents of Pyrgos on edge, Ivan Y. brings us a hair raising story about the state of the town's bank
This week the bank of Altis Pyrgos branch has been robbed at gun point an alarming amount of times leaving the residents of Pyrgos to consider keeping their money elsewhere. The Altis Police Department has been stretched so thin that some robberies go unhindered and others end in bloodshed with the perpetrators making off with over one million Altis pesos in the course of one week. residents have expressed concern over this due to the increasing amount of collateral and property damage in the area. Government officials in Pyrgos have had talks of meeting with the Altis Police Department to discuss better ways to protect the bank . This week they will try and meet in Kavala where the Police Department's headquarters is located, we will bring you more on this later in the week.
Other News
Local Fisherman turned chemist has run in with APD
In a weird and wacky turn of events a local fisherman who goes by the name of Augustino Sierra had a run in with law enforcement officers in the Illegal zones near Pyrgos, officials say.
According to the police report Mr.Sierra was apprehended after trying to flee the scene. The officers arrived due to a call from a local citizen stating there was some suspicious activity in the zone. When apprehended and asked what Mr.Sierra was doing at the location Mr.Sierra responded with "I was called to repair and tow a broken vehicle" Officers found the statement suspicious and determined the vehicle was indeed Mr.Sierra's , law enforcement officials reviewed the suspects record and deduced that he was neither a threat to the city of Pyrgos and did not have enough information to make a determination on whether or not to arrest the suspect. He was given a fine and probation due to his successful work with the Pyrgos Safety Group. Police officials declined to comment.
Real Estate market showing signs of revival
Last week we ran a story about the Real estate market revival in the area in and around Pyrgos. After the story was ran citizens flocked to the town to purchase the remaining properties in Pyrgos. Pyrgos News network took a look at the number of homes available for purchase directly from the bank and noticed that only a few remained , with the remainder of the homes being listed or sold by individuals , this caused an increase in the cost to purchase a home in the area. The local government has declared that Pyrgos is now becoming the go to place to retire. We will continue to review the market and keep our readers up to date with this.
A once sluggish economy shows signs of strengthening
Pyrgos , a town who a fews weeks ago had few residents and even fewer business men has shown a dramatic increase in vehicular and foot traffic, the local shop owners have told PNN that their sales have grown since the new residents and PNN established their base in town. some residents have even opened new businesses such as Mother Russia Taxi, Sierra's Spirits, and Yerkinov Estates. these prominent members of the town have purchased large swaths of real estate and have provided a much needed bump to the local economy.
No women in Altis?
This article will dive into the reasons, recommendations and stories as to why not many women migrate to Altis, causing a dramatic decrease in new births and homosexual activity. A once happy town was devastated when they learned of the counter vagina culture in Altis, with some criminal enterprises kidnapping , killing , and even threatening to rape fellow female residents. once such resident spent over a week establishing herself to the move out of the Asylum due to excessive harassment and verbal abuse from the opposite sex. This culture has been ingrained in the minds of the country's social economics. In one interaction as a gang member was arrested, he was heard yelling things like " I will rape you" "you're a whore" and even worst. PNN condemns this sort of behavior and will pursue all violators with the full extent of its capabilities. We as humans can be very insensitive, however these matters are not to be joked with and EVERYONE should be respected, with the APD already spread too thin , is it too late to change things? more on this story next week.
Honorable Mentions
The PNN usually mentions honorable citizens in this part of our newsletter. However we have had little to no participation from out citizens in reporting news or stories to our Network. This week unfortunately there are few to be mentioned. We do , however , want to take the time to thank all of the Police officers who put their lives on the line to protect our cities and homes. The APD is always Hiring and we urge citizens who are ethical in character to apply and help enforce the laws throughout the lands.
This has conluded our Second Edition of the PNN newsletter.
Please make sure to reach out to us with any news that we can publish . We can only publish what we personally report on and receive from others.
Good Luck and See you next week in our Third Edition.
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Zdravstvuyte Islanders!
My in game name is Ivan Yerkinov , I am the self proclaimed governor of Pyrgos. I have been living on the Island for a little over a week. I have met plenty of great folks and plenty of not so great people. If you see me in game please try and initiate as much RP as possible before taking hostile action as I lean towards more RP than fire-fights therefore I rarely, rob, steal , and or stick up the working class. In the last week since I have started I have been actively working on creating a tight nit community of role-players who reside in Pyrgos , makin the town a lively and active place with little criminal activity , the criminal activity in the area will involve a heavy emphasis on RP and interaction with our Townies. We have worked with local Bounty Hunter forces to help patrol and protect the area while still providing the APD the ability to patol also. I urge any of the seasoned players or the news ones to stop by and meet me in game or just pm to introduce yourself. I love this game and Asylum is a great mix of fast paced action and Role Play. I wish everyone the best of luck.
PS: If you're a new player and a really adamant about becoming part of our Pyrgos community stop by my Office (Church on Main Road) and I will donate you 5,000$ to help start your endeavour on the Island. This is a one time thing and I usually go through a vetting conversation to make sure you wont turn out to be a career criminal .
I appreciate you all taking the time to read my intro.
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A few things you can look forward from me on the Forums are:
Weekly Pyrgos Newsletter
Detailed real estate listings with pictures and descriptions (Good For RP and the Economy!)
Short stories in a well written format detailing my adventures
More to come as I progress through my life on the Island.
Cheers!