Spag

Went outside, got a life. 
@Ron Johnson Florida.
@Spag I'll miss watching you shoot black people for being black.
@NotSoNutty You'll always be Bustanutty.
@AyoItsThalia You're ok.
@Luke SwagWalker You better still be making montages.
@Akeelagi ATSM Inspectors for life.
If I missed anyone feel free to show your displeasure towards me.
Later P4, good times but your a shit show now.
Bye DS, i'll be in the TS from time to time but i'll be to busy fisting myself.
If I ever come back, it'll be with 50 cals and and a 7 day coming my way.
 

Does this give Asylum admins a reason to ban their alt accounts or something if they are playing under the same alias?

Not ringing any bells. Must be new. 
Welcome to Asylum!! 

Whatever he offers I will triple it. And put a Taru in your garage. 
 
#Checkmate

Trolls at rebel, tries to take another persons car, shoots at a cop, gets killed, comes to HQ crying for comp, looks at TeamSpeak to see who's on cop... Makes forum post to make himself feel better.. 10/10... 

Because why not?! #BlastOffIntoThisOne
 
True that.

I don't understand...
Does your mind not absorb compliments?

Video got deleted off YouTube for copyright.
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If the video for some reason gets deleted from YouTube again    
 
----[ORIGINAL POST]----
I created this parody to give a warm goodbye to Mr. Cow who recently retired from Sergeant. I also wanted to give some friendly disses to a few friends. Love you Mast, but you're a meme. Shoutout to James and Hanzo for transferring from P4 to P1... You will be missed. Love you Innate, but you're flying is horrible bro xDD.
Everything in this video is intended as a joke, and no feelings are intended to be... **triggered**... If you enjoy, don't hesitate to let me know
Special Shoutout to:
@Voni
@Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz
@James.Anderson
@mast
@Innateocean
@DS_Billy
@Bear 2.0
and @MR. COW
 
(BustaNutty = @NotSoNutty)

Too hardcore mate, we're a light RP server. Bans for being a bad medic should be out of the question. The whole whitelisted debate is a thing in itself, I'm neutral on that ground but I don't see why Medics should be exempt from being taken hostage and what not when cops have no such rules. We're here for the fun and the pewpew, I'd love for medics to get some feature loving but I don't think this is the right way forward for them.

Also known as the Cartel Sharks

Hopefully this will lighten the mood from the recent downtime. There are random screams! Do not wear earplugs! Enjoy! 
 
 

@Spag

Haha poor @DS_Billy was there longer than he asked to be 

We would of killed everyone.  I downed them, @Bear 2.0 1 tapped them with a rook.
#NoSurrender<3 

@DS_Billy @Spag @Bear 2.0 @curley 

In an honest and annoyed suggestion we shouldn't have to wait for the banning admin to talk to them especially if your a cop and there is 2 needed. (one for points and one for the ban)
 
I have been sitting in "Help! Ive been banned" for about 12 hours now got in contact with one of the admins and the other one is MIA. Personally I think someone who is higher then the admins such as a Dev, Community manager or even the Chief should be able to override it and deal with it in certain cases.

He could be working, different time zones or other sort of things that don't let him be available at the moment you are in need of him. 
 
Also the Chief of Police is the Chiefs of Police not of the admins, yes he is an admin but he mainly deals with his own bans and with the whole APD. 

In an honest and annoyed suggestion we shouldn't have to wait for the banning admin to talk to them especially if your a cop and there is 2 needed. (one for points and one for the ban)
 
I have been sitting in "Help! Ive been banned" for about 12 hours now got in contact with one of the admins and the other one is MIA. Personally I think someone who is higher then the admins such as a Dev, Community manager or even the Chief should be able to override it and deal with it in certain cases.

Says the guy hammering out time on P1

TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!
 
thanks for including me  nice to see I'm still your wife...
 
@Sandwich traitor.

Hi, so I never introduced my self here before, even tho most if you know me or of me, i thought I may as well share my journey on asylum with you.  
So I have been playing asylum for about 2 years now, my journey really started when I met my first gang on S4, Team Berry, I met a great group of guys/gals and it's also how I got Introduced to the Asylum Community, from there I joined the APD also.
Now to start I was a active rebel, at the time Team berry, NV, DS, MOB,420x etc were the main gangs pretty much, it was a hella lot of fun doing banks, feds, cartels, Fighting eachother etc, and I made alot of good friends, unfortunately the rebel life got boring, and I was introduced to the APD.
For the first month or so my illness started to develop, I was not so addicted to playing Cop, and still playing as a rebel, then my illness got worse, the Career cop in me started to develop, this I blame on all my friends who were also career cops.
A little while later, I had left Team berry and took a little break from asylum, I came back and I met a great group of people, who I am glad to call my friends, I met this gang called "Ratz"..and oh boy..my illness was back, trust me to join P4s finest gang of Career cops! You know it's true lads.
But before I joined ratz, I met my long lost brother @Bear 2.0, my cop ratio went from 100% to 46%, we played all day long and late into the mornings, again and again for weeks, and we formed a friendship no one could break, you fuck with my bear, I'll fuck with you, I got his back, kk.
Anyway I pursuaded him to join ratz also, and so from then on our journey started, we played civ for a while, but being a constable in a gang of Cororals, sgts and LT's, hearing about all those spicy memes that only Sgt+ get to see Triggered me, so for the first time I applied for corporal, and I was promoted, by now my illness had completely taken me, I was now a career cop, I worked my ass of and 3 months later, I was promoted to Sergeant, it was not something I expected, and @Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz kinda almost made me want to quit when he said I was getting demoted because of some RDM report etc, thank god he was just fucking with me! You got me good.
You will normally see me around on Precinct 4/server 4, I patrol every where but I always visit Kavala when it needs cleaning up.
So thanks to everyone for making my time in the APD and on asylum Enjoyable and fun, love you guys. <3
And thankyou to anone who took the time to read any if what I wrote, I know its long, have a nice day!
@Bear 2.0@Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz @Skull @Innateocean @mast @Term @Ron Johnson @Clockwerk @Marco @Sandwich @Voni @Spag @MoralityVII @Crunchedd  @MR. COW @Coyote @Billy @NotSoNutty @Painbringa112 @CrossFade @huskymatt @Survivalizer @The Monopoly Man @DarkKnight @Flameless @MnM Skittles @Maxime @ColtonB205 @Rosie @william  @Eli  @Mr. Brown @Hav0k  @killer11          So many of you who have made it enjoyable for me in the APD! I am sorry if I missed anyone .
 
For all my Haters.

 

Let me throw a situation at you:
Bear pulls over Civ1 for going 160 in an 80 zone. Bear charges Civ1 with 8 counts of speeding. Bear asks Civ1 if he would like to explain why he was driving so fast. Civ1 declines, explaining that he would like to pay his  $16 ticket and be on his way. 
I think easing the speeding ticket charge (not the auto camera charge) would do a lot of good. I think somewhere in the  $50 per charge would be good. Then Civ1 is looking at a $400 Bill and might be more interested in RPing with Bear. 
I would also be interested in seeing a charge added for traffic violation. This would cover running a stop sign or failing to signal or something. 
There is two talents for speeding and they're never used because you don't get any RP from the civs. 
Good idea, bar idea? Let's hear it boys and girls!

When the white knight calls me a forum warrior...

 
K