Deazy Johnson

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hey I dont need to play the game to be CM remember motown?

but you quit

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Heard the good news 
VOTE BAKA CM  

THIS IS ME IM A BROWN ORC EVERYONE LIKES BROWN ORCS VOTE BAKA 

PLEASE DONT GET PERMED FOR MASS RDM NOW @Mitch (IFRIT)

Take @Deazy Johnson with you ;3

Bye Head Admin @Mitch (IFRIT) o7 <3

Can we be toxic in gang recruitment again?
 

BUT WHEN I DO IT, IT IS A ONE WEEK BAN 
@Deazy Johnson 

FgOk so I'm going to list off the events that Myself and @Deazy Johnson do and some theorycrafted ones and some pros and cons about them. MAIN CON for all of the events is sadly the Player Base do not Pay Attention/Can't follow the Rules properly. it gets extremely annoying when you are giving instructions and example name Jimmy won't stop running his dick sucker or is running around like a uhh "Special Snowflake" 
 
Successful/Approved Events                                                                                                         
Event 1 Hunger Games
Very simple very fun there will be a island or special area on the map that has crates of gear that Civs and Cops can use mainly MX and Rangerbelts the objective is to be the last contestant in the hunger games to survive the bloodbath                                                                         
Pros are it is very simple to setup and the games go by quick so you can do 2-3 in a hour       
Cons would be well I can't think of any apart from spawned crates being buggy and the ammo and guns not being able to be picked up                 
Event 2 WATERWORLD                                       
The idea came from some old movie actually named WaterWorld the event is teams of players going from 3-4 people each are  on boats shooting each other with guns in a bay area/enclosed body of water.                                       
Pros would be its easy to setup spawn a crates of guns that Cops/Civs can use and spawn some boats that can be fired out of   
Cons would be boats are fragile so they explode easily if people ram each other or if you beach the boat its a pain in the ass to get it back on the water   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
Event 3 Mad Max                                            
Based off the god awful mad max movies a variation of vehicles going from unarmed prowlers and quillins to minigun prowler / 50 cal off-road its just people in 2-4 man teams shooting each other across salt flats                         
pros its extremely fun to participate/watch and its easy to setup just get teams together and spawn whatever vehicle / weapon crates that will be used                                                                     
cons idiots will try and leave salt flats to steal the expensive vehicles / guns that will be used or when people ram into each other or when you have certain groups of people aka the APD team up across multiple teams (fuck them)                                                                                                             
Events 4, 5 and 6  COPS VS CIVS.                     
The most basic event. Its just Cops Vs Civs with many different variants. The only reason I have this listed as 3 events cause there is 3 variations of this.                                                           
First variation Would be SWAT vs Rebels. Each team will have a chance to attack/defend a town/special objective on the map (mainly BlackWater or one of the many Military outposts with deer stands and towers).                                     
Second variation would be well Cops vs Civs. The cops and civilians will start on opposite sides of a decent size town with equal gear and fight it out last team standing wins                             
Third variation would be well a giant Bank heist or Prison break. Just a giant number of civs vs a equal number of cops doing the bank or Prison                                                                             
Single con I can think of for this is the APD and the CIVILIAN player base are a bunch of incompetent monkeys  and makes this very hard to organize (trust me I wanna blow my head off after every single one)       
 
Event 7 Gold Rush (thank @BaDaBiNg_10-8)       
This event is special its cops and civs in teams of 3-4 in wetsuits rebreathers and SDARs only and have 1 boat per team. The teams  will be fighting over 4 gold bars in a tower which ever team gets at least a gold bar to a marked extraction zone will win the game. The catch is your team will need to be the last team standing and have possession of a good bar at the extraction zone                                         
Pros are a extremely fun and unique event that's not used often since it takes a bit to setup             
Cons boats are fragile and explode easily and the people will try and return to the event/ a killed teammate will  give information to their team (dead men don't talk)         
 
I know there is more we do but these 7 are the most basic ones we do. BUT  I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND AND WILL MAKE MY OTHER EVENT IDEAS AKA THE UNTESTED ONES A SECRET TO ME AND @Deazy Johnson ONLY UNTIL WE WORK OUT THE PROBLEMS AND HAVE SPECIAL FEATURES TO MAKE THEM MORE FUN.  thank you for reading and everyone needs to give @Deazy Johnson a giant thank you for helping me do these events since I do not have the power to do them myself.

i won @Deazy Johnsons last challenge this should be easy

Do us a big one and learn proper grammar. 

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Game Night - 07-28-2018 @ 10 PM EST
Last night, @LaGrange, @Baka @Innateocean and others...we were playing https://skribbl.io/ and Cards Against Humanity with some community members.  It was a lot of fun and I stayed up way later then I wanted to. (#worth)
Anyways, I was thinking of replicating this, but adding in some games that I have not touched in my humble bundle account and giving them away as prizes.  We can play the games listed above or we can do events in Asylum, have not decided yet and open to ideas.  
Here is the list of prizes:  
Brigador: Up-Armored Edition Plague Inc: Evolved Shoppe Keep SUPERHOT Tiny Echo Owlboy The Norwood Suite Life is Strange Complete Season (Episodes 1-5) Black the Fall Titan Quest: Anniversary Edition + Titan Quest: Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom Portal Knights Forts Conan Exiles Blackwake OR $75,000 Asylum Cash  
So this is how game night would work.  Pick a game everyone wants to play, whoever wins would choose a number between 1-15 and would receive that game OR You can just win $75,000 in Asylum Cash.