Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz

The Paratus part was the best. Too bad he left us.

I would spend it on donuts and coffee.

That’s what happens when the primary developer leaves to go make a game.

The servers were great in the past because Paratus was making a boatload of money from donations and therefore was motivated to keep pushing updates. Once BIS put a stop to the money flow, @Paratus bailed on the community to go make Identity. Fast forward a few years later with Asylum running on legacy code with problems that no one can fix—so yeah the community is negative for a very good reason.

When are you all finally going to give up? This shit is never getting fixed.

Yeah he’s permed.

I turn on Netflix or Hulu and usually fall asleep.

Wtf happened to this thread?

Poor guy looks so depressed after his VDM perm ban. Come on @Painbringa112 give this poor depressed bastard another chance.

200+ gbps ddos according to @Gnashes

What these guys said. The music alone gave me a migraine.

@Crunchedd you're on the wrong forums dumb ass. Our home is over there ------------>>>

Yep thats pretty much the gist of it including his admins who spawn shit in and kill civs w/it. Then when they get killed they just revive themselves and keep doing it. We were watching an admin of his do that shit on twitch and called her out on it and she banned us from chat.

I like how that mongoloid Psi went around trying to advertise his shitty server on Olympus and Asylum. If people wanted to play his shitty Taki server they would.

So we got A3 Project Life.

I'm waiting on Charter to bring me gigabit by the end of this year: http://stopthecap.com/2018/02/05/charter-spectrum-well-offer-gigabit-speed-nationwide-end-2018/

You can find them all in PUBG these days.

I sew all the gear into my skin, it can’t be removed ever. My gun has fingerprint and voice authentication built in and explodes on contact if it detects foreign DNA. So sorry, if you kidnap me you might as well kill me cuz you aren’t getting my shit.

Yeah s4 was desyncing really bad earlier.

Yeah this new "old" bank blows, the other one was a lot better.

Just things I've heard, nobody told me specifically. If the APD Captains have access to it already then it makes my point moot.

I'm just saying it's a benefit for a server you own that at least an APD Captain has access to it at all times. You could make the rest of splunk availability for other APD staff (e.g. Lts) contingent on community goals but IMO the APD Captain should have access to it so it can be better managed.

LMAO!

Yet another use for my favorite gif:

Also imagine if we had a post introducing six or seven new developers instead of knee padders support team, I'd be genuinely excited.