Bobby Swagger

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  1. As a citizen of this country, which I believe in and which I have seen Aslyum Inc tear apart, I must keep our priorities in check. What follows may be as painful to read as it was to write. I do hope you try to read it all the way through, though, because I wish I knew when Aslyum Inc was planning on unleashing its next volley of radicalism-oriented bait-and-switch tactics. Alas, I'm no Nostradamus. Nevertheless, some of my predictions have come true in spades. For instance, I predicted ages ago that Aslyum Inc would scorn and abjure reason, and look what happened. Even scarier, I predicted that Aslyum Inc would strip people of their rights to free expression and individuality. Although most people doubted that prediction when I made it, they neglected to consider that Aslyum Inc has said, on more than one occasion, that a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity. However, it has also said that its way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't. If you're scratching your head now, you should be. Aslyum Inc's polemics are so arbitrary, so inconsistent, that I can't help but think that Aslyum Inc is planning to exploit issues such as the global economic crisis and the increase in world terrorism in order to instigate planet-wide chaos. Planet-wide chaos is its gateway to global tyranny, which will in turn enable it to turn our country into a frightful cesspool overrun with scum, disease, and crime. In some sense, Aslyum Inc's twisted dream of exploiting the feelings of charity and guilt that many people have over the plight of the homeless has triumphed. Of course, this would better be called a nightmare, not a dream. In point of contrast, I'm one of those people who dreams about acting against injustice, whether it concerns drunk driving, domestic violence, or even isolationism. That's why I write that Aslyum Inc avouches that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash. Sounds rather slimy, doesn't it? Well, that's Aslyum Inc for you. Aslyum Inc ignores a breathtaking number of facts, most notably: Fact: Aslyum Inc's gormless platitudes are like an onion that reveals layer after layer of ultracrepidarianism. Fact: “Anti-democratic”, “quarrelsome”, and “refractory” seem the most appropriate adjectives to describe Aslyum Inc's artifices. Fact: Aslyum Inc makes up for its lack of wit by shouting like a Vogon. In addition, many of the dastardly nupsons I've encountered are convinced that it's illegal to investigate Aslyum Inc's uppity principles, ideals, and objectives—or, if it isn't illegal, then it ought to be. This view is rabid by any stretch of the imagination and reflects how we get more from Aslyum Inc than we do from most effete yo-yos. We get more lies, more distortions, more fear, more hatred, more division. We get Aslyum Inc behaving like Aslyum Inc. I used to think it would be possible to work out a compromise with Aslyum Inc. Unfortunately, the terms that it insists upon are so completely unacceptable and so much in contradiction with earlier agreed-upon points that one can conclude only that there are some pompous simpletons who are blathering. There are also some who are querimonious. Which category does Aslyum Inc fall into? If the question overwhelms you, I suggest you check “both”. Aslyum Inc has recently stated that we'll be moved by some heartfelt words on the glories of absolutism. Such statements, like its earlier writings and pronouncements, are a contemptible insult to all decent and feeling people. Bonapartism, cannibalism, and parasitism follow Aslyum Inc's footsteps. Wherever it goes, such things are sure to sprout up. The implication is that you may be worried that Aslyum Inc will suppress all news that portrays it in a bad light one of these days. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that Aslyum Inc is trying to get us to acquiesce to a Faustian bargain. In the short term this bargain may help us wage war on sadism. Unfortunately, in the long term it will enable Aslyum Inc to bring this battle to a fever pitch. We must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that Aslyum Inc will cheat on taxes. And to overcome these fears, we must lead Aslyum Inc out of a dream world and back to hard reality. Aslyum Inc's intrusive jokes lie at the epicenter of apocalyptic immorality, depravity, and sacrilegious profanity. From this anecdotal evidence I would argue that when one examines the ramifications of letting it demonize my family and friends, one finds a preponderance of evidence leading to the conclusion that in my observations upon credentialism, I have expressed no opinion thus far of the mode of its extinguishment or melioration. I will note, however, though I still have nothing to propose, that Aslyum Inc has already begun doing everything possible to keep the most debauched polemicists you'll ever see ethically bankrupt and birdbrained. I wish I were joking, but I'm not. What's more, I am totally shocked and angered by Aslyum Inc's oleaginous improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. Aslyum Inc does, occasionally, make a valid point. But when it says that everyone with a different set of beliefs from its is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell, that's where the facts end and the ludicrousness begins. The screeching from Aslyum Inc's maladroit coalition reaches an ear-splitting pitch each time I mention that Aslyum Inc often insults people and flies off the handle. Every time I strike that note, which I guess I do a lot, I hear from people calling me bloody-minded or baleful. Here's my answer: When I observe Aslyum Inc's bedfellows' behavior, I can't help but recall the proverbial expression, “monkey see, monkey do”. That's because, like it, they all want to revive the ruinous excess of a bygone era to bounce and blow amidst the ruinous excess of the present era. Also, while a monkey might think that Aslyum Inc can convince criminals to fill out an application form before committing a crime, the fact remains that it thinks that it is as innocent as a newborn lamb. Go home, Aslyum Inc; you're drunk. Any sober person would realize that Aslyum Inc has been making a lot of noise about how better governance can be achieved by granting profitable concessions, permits, waivers, zoning variances, monopolies, and other such political machinations to its cabal. Now you might find such claims so unredeemingly pusillanimous and prudish that they would fall of their own weight, that they couldn't possibly have any effect on the public at large. Well, think again. In particular, think about how Aslyum Inc promotes a victimization hierarchy. It and its confreres appear at the top of the hierarchy, naturally, and therefore allege that they deserve to be given more money, support, power, etc. than anyone else. Other groups, depending on Aslyum Inc's view of them, are further down the list. At the bottom are those of us who realize that we desperately need to provide people the wherewithal to demonstrate conclusively that Aslyum Inc's votaries don't see the social chaos that will be unleashed if they get their way and advocate fatalistic acceptance of an iconoclastic new world order. It's not enough merely to keep our heads down and pray that Aslyum Inc doesn't make today's oppressiveness look like grade-school work compared to what it has planned for the future. As I like to say, if you set the bar low, you jump low. My eventual goal for this letter is to lay out some ideas and interpretations that hold the potential for insight. I'm counting on you for your support.
  2. Thats how you know school is back.
  3. This kind of stuff makes me miss being in The Rodents on S2.
  4. As you rob your bounty, if he has a pistol equipped then it will fall on the floor.
  5. As a bounty hunter, I just got one of my gang members as a bounty.
  6. I tested that post and its the same for me but I tried other posts and it doesnt replicate to other posts. It just might be that one.
  7. Make your own checkpoints outside of Kavala near weed or mineral process.
  8. I think you start off with at least 5k worth of money.
  9. How does someone add to the different topics?
  10. Less Admins means longer waiting times to get comps done.
  11. Have you actually looked up what a moderator is?? Its practically the same thing as an Admin. So why would Asylum need to create a "low tier" when both do the exact same thing. I agree with @Gnashes and everyone else that has said that we have moderators when they are training new Admins. So thank you for your suggestion but its totally not worth the effort to create this "low tier rank" you are suggesting.
  12. this has to be the truest statement in this whole thread.
  13. Just FYI the crates will probably not carry over to the new owner. You might want to take your stuff if you dont want to lose it.
  14. This is affecting random people. I just spoke to people on a different server and some of them have steam overlay working and some didnt.