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  1. Results where fixed -1
  2. u suck and u want people to think ur cheating
  3. bring it back! also I remember people used to be able to bring in their own guns a while ago to lazer tag what happened to that? i remember on stratis some dude had a mk200 and he brought it into the arena and totally raped everyone with it. It didnt work with mk18's just 6.5 and lower can we get this back please?
  4. another generic montage noliver
  5. Just retexture the aaf and nato csats with the pilot coverall and brown hex textures. One taps arent a thing anymore and csats r for noobs not sure why the other one got locked @nazimins
  6. lul @prime
  7. the XXL one
  8. I think it is the entire script without the songs heres another movie tho According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
  9. Life's not fair, is it? You see I -- well, I... shall never be King. And you... shall never see the light of another day. ... Adieu... Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food? What do you want? I'm here to announce that King Mufasa is on his way. So you'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning. Oh now look, Zazu. You've made me lose my lunch. Hah! You'll lose more than that when the King gets through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia. Ohhh... I quiver with FEAR. Now Scar, don't look at me that way... HELP!!!! Scar! Mm-hmm...? Drop him. Impeccable timing, your majesty. Eyyccch. Why! If it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the commoners. Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba. That was today? Oh, I feel simply awful. ...Must have slipped my mind. Yes, well, as slippery as your mind is, as the king's brother, you should have been first in line! Well, I was first in line, ... until the little hairball was born. "That ""hairball"" is my son -and your future king." Ohh, I shall practice my curtsy. Don't turn your back on me, Scar. On, no, Mufasa. Perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me. Is that a challenge? Temper, temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you. Pity! Why not? Well, as far as brains go, I got the lion's share. But, when it comes to brute strength ... I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool. There's one in every family sire... Two in mine actually. And they always manage to ruin special occasions. What am I going to do with him? He'd make a very handsome throw rug. Zazu! And just think! Whenever he gets dirty, you could take him out and beat him. Hmmm... Ah heh heh heh heh heh... Simba Hmmm... Ah heh heh heh heh heh. Dad! Daad! Come on, Dad, we gotta go, wake up! Oomph! Sorry! Dad? Daad. Dad, ... Your son.... is awake.... Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad... Before sunrise, he's your son. Dad? Daad! Come on, Dad! Daa- Whoa! You promised! Okay, okay. I'm up. I'm up. Yeah! Look Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Wow. A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day Simba, the sun will set on my time here and will rise with you as the new king. And this'll all be mine? Everything. Everything the light touches...What about that shadowy place? "That's beyond our borders; you must never go there, Simba." But I thought a king can do whatever he wants. Oh, there's more to being king than-- getting your way all the time. There's more? Simba. Everything you see exists together, in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance, and respect all the creatures from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope. But, Dad, don't we eat the antelope? Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die,our bodies become the grass. And the antelope eat the grass. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Life. Good morning, sire! Good morning, Zazu. Checking in... with the morning report. Fire away. Well! The buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot ... Oh, really? And the baboons are going ape over this. What are you doing, son? - What are you doing, son? - Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all.... - Pouncing. - Let an old pro show you how it's done. - The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't ... Zazu, would you turn around? Yes, sire.The Cheetahs are hard up, but as I always say ... Stay low to the ground. Cheetahs never prosper... Okay, stay low to the ground, right yeah ... What's going on? A pouncing lesson. Oh very good. Pouncing. Pouncing!?! Oh no, sire, you can't be serious ... Oh, ... this is so humiliating. Try not to make a sound. What are you telling him Mufasa? Mufasa? ...Simba? Ha ha ha ha ha. That's very good. Ha ha ha... Zazu. Yes? Sir. News from the underground. Now, this time-- Sire! Hyenas!! In the Pride Lands! Zazu, take Simba home. Oh Dad, can't I come? No, son. I never get to go anywhere. "Oh young master, one day you will be king;" then you can chase those slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers from dawn until dusk. Hey Uncle Scar, guess what! I despise guessing games. I'm going to be king of Pride Rock. Oh goodee. My Dad just showed me the whole kingdom, and I'm going to rule it all. Heh heh. Yes. Well... forgive me for not leaping for joy.... Bad back, you know. Hey, Uncle Scar? When I'm king, what will that make you? A monkey's uncle. Heh heh. You're so weird. You have no idea. ... So, your father showed you the whole kingdom, did he? Everything. He didn't show you what's beyond that rise at the northern border...? Well, no... he said I can't go there. And he's absolutely right! It's far too dangerous. Only the bravest lions go there. Well, I'm brave! What's out th-- "No, I'm sorry Simba; I just can't tell you." Why not? "Simba, Simba; I'm only looking out for the well-being of my favorite nephew." "Yeah, right; I'm your only nephew." All the more reason for me to be protective... An elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince ... Oops! An elephant what? Whoa! Oh dear, I've said too much.... Well, I suppose you'd have found out sooner or later, you being so clever and all.... Oh, just do me one favor-- Promise me you'll never visit that dreadful place. No problem. There's a good lad. You run along now and have fun. And remember... it's our little secret. Hey, Nala. Hi, Simba. Come on. I just heard about this great place. Simba! I'm kind of in the middle of a bath. And it's time for yours. Mom! ... Mom. You're messing up my mane. "Okay, okay; I'm clean. Can we go now?" So where are we going? It better not be anyplace dumb. No. It's really cool. "So where is this ""really cool"" place?" Oh.... uh ... around the water hole. The water hole?! What's so great about the water hole? I'll show you when we get there. Oh.... Uh.... Mom, can I go with Simba? Hmm... What do you think, Sarabi? Well... Pleeeease? It's all right with me.... All right! ...As long as Zazu goes with you. No! Not Zazu. Step lively. The sooner we get to the water hole, the sooner we can leave. So where're we really going? An elephant graveyard. Wow! Shhh! Zazu. Right. So how are we gonna ditch the dodo? Oh I know how we can-- Oh, just look at you two. Little seeds of romance blossoming in the savannah. Your parents will be thrilled... what with your being betrothed and all. Be-what? Betrothed. Intended. Affianced. Meaning...? One day you two are going to be married! Yuck! Ewww! I can't marry her. She's my friend. Yeah. It'd be too weird. Well, sorry to bust your bubble, but you two turtle doves have no choice. It's a tradition... ...going back generations. Well when I'm king, that'll be the first thing to go. Not so long as I'm around. Well in that case, you're fired. Hmmm.... Nice try, but only the king can do that. Well, He's the future king. Yeah.So you have to do what I tell you. Not yet I don't. And with an attitude like that, I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king indeed. Hmph. Not the way I see it. I'm gonna be a mighty king. So enemies beware! Well, I've never seen a king of beasts... With quite so little hair I'm gonna be the mane event Like no king was before I'm brushing up on looking down I'm working on my ROAR!! Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing Oh, I just can't wait to be king! You've rather a long way to go, young master, if you think.... No one saying do this No one saying be there No one saying stop that No one saying see here Free to run around all day Free to do it all my way! I think it's time that you and I. Arranged a heart to heart Kings don't need advice From little hornbills for a start If this is where the monarchy is headed Count me out! Out of service, out of Africa I wouldn't hang about ... aaagh! This child is getting wildly out of wing Oh I just can't wait to be king! Everybody look left Everybody look right Everywhere you look I'm Standing in the spotlight Let every creature go for broke and sing Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling Oh I just can't wait to be king! Oh I just can't wait to be king! Oh I just can't waaaaaait ... to be kiiiiiiiiiing! I beg your pardon, madam, but ... GET OFF!... Simba? Nala? All right, it worked! We lost 'im. I ... am a genius. Hey, Genius, it was my idea. Yeah, but I pulled it off. With me! Oh yeah?... Rrarr!! Ha. Pinned ya. Hey, lemme up. Pinned ya again. This is it.... We made it. Whoa! It's really creepy. Yeah... isn't it great? We could get in big trouble. I know, huh. I wonder if its brains are still in there. There's only one way to know. Come on. Let's go check it out. The only checking out you will do will be to check out of here. Aw, man. We're way beyond the boundary of the Pride Lands. Huh. Look, banana beak is scared. Heh. That's Mister Banana Beak to you, fuzzy. And right now we are all in very real danger. Danger? Hah! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha! Well, well, well, Banzai. What have we got here? Hmm. I don't know Shenzi. Uh... What do you think, Ed? Yeah, just what I was thinking. A trio of trespassers!! And quite by accident, let me assure you. A simple navigational error. Eh heh heh... Whoa, whoa, wait wait wait.... I know you. You're Mufasa's little stooge. I, madam, am the king's majordomo. And that would make you...? The future king. Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom? Puh. You can't do anything to me. Uhh.... Technically, they can. We are on their land. But Zazu, you told me they're nothing but slobbering mangy stupid poachers. Ix-nay on the oopid-stay... "Who you callin' ""oopid-stay?!?""" My, my, my. Look at the sun. It's time to go! What's the hurry? We'd love you to stick around for dinner. Yeaaaah! We could have whatever's ... lion around! Get it? Lion around! Oh wait, wait, wait. I got one, I got one. Make mine a cub sandwich. Whatcha think? What? Ed? What is it? Hey, did we order this dinner to go? No. Why? 'Cause there it goes!! Did we lose 'em? I think so.... Where's Zazu? The little Majordomo bird hippity-hopped all the way to the birdie-boiler. Oh no.... Not the birdie boiler! Aaaaaaaa...! Hey! Why don't you pick on somebody your own size? Like ... you? Oops! Boo! Simba! Aaaaiee! Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Oo-hoo... That was it? Hah. Do it again.... come on. Huh?! Oh, Please, please. Uncle. Uncle. Ow. Ow. Ow. Silence! Oh, we're gonna shut up right now. Calm down. We're really sorry. If you ever come near my son again... Oh this is ... this is your son?!? Oh your son?? Did you know that? No.... Me? I-I-I didn't know it. No. Did you? No! Of course not. No! Ed? Toodles! Dad, I .. You deliberately disobeyed me. Dad, I'm.... I'm sorry. Let's go home. I thought you were very brave. Zazu? Yes, sire? Take Nala home. I've got to teach my son a lesson. Come, Nala. Simba... Good luck. Simba! Simba, I'm very disappointed in you. I know. You could have been killed. You deliberately disobeyed me. And what's worse,- you put Nala in danger! I was just trying to be brave like you. I'm only brave when I have to be. Simba ... being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble. But you're not scared of anything. I was today. You were? Yes ... I thought I might lose you. Oh. I guess even kings get scared, huh? Mm-hmm. But you know what? What? I think those hyenas were even scareder. Cause nobody messes with your dad. Come here, you. Oh no, no ... Aaagh! Errrggh! ... Oh, come here... Hah! Gotcha! Dad? Hmm? We're pals, right? Right. And we'll always be together, right? Simba, ... Let me tell you something that my father told me ... Look at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars. Really? Yes ... So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you ... And so will I. Man that lousy Mufasa! I won't be able to sit for a week. It's not funny, Ed. Hey, shut up! Will you knock it off! Well, he started it. Look at you guys. No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain. Man, I hate dangling. Shyeah? You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be runnin' the joint. Yeah. Man, I hate lions. So pushy. And hairy. And stinky. And man are they ... Uuug-LEE! Oh, surely we lions are not all that bad. Ohh. Oh Scar, it's just you. We were afraid it was somebody important. Yeah, you know, like Mufasa. Yeah. I see. Now that's power. Tell me about it. I just hear that name and I shudder. Mufasa. Ooooh. ... Do it again. Mufasa. Ooooh. Mufasa. Mufasa! Mufasa! Oooh! It tingles me. I'm surrounded by idiots. Not you Scar, I mean, you're one of us. I mean, you're our pal. Charmed. Ohh, I like that. He's not king, but he's still so proper. Yeah. Hey, hey hey. Did ya bring us anything to eat, Scar, old buddy, old pal? Huh? Did-ya-did-ya-did-ya? I don't think you really deserve this. I practically gift wrapped those cubs for you. And you couldn't even dispose of them. Well, ya know it wasn't exactly like they was alone, Scar. Yeah. What are we supposed to do?... Kill Mufasa? Precisely. I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares So prepare for the chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues! And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared! Yeah, be prepared. Yeah-heh. We'll be prepared, heh ... For what? For the death of the king. Why? Is he sick? No fool, we're going to kill him. And Simba too. Great idea! Who needs a king? No king! No king! la--la-la--la-laa-laa! IDIOTS! There will be a king! Hey, but you said, uh... I WILL BE KING! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again! Yaay! All right! Long live the king! Long live the king! Long live the king! It's great that we'll soon be connected. With a king who'll be all-time adored. Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Now you wait here. Your father has a marvelous surprise for you. Ooooh. What is it? If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, now would it? If you tell me, I'll still act surprised. Ho ho ho You are such a naughty boy! Come on, Uncle Scar. This is just for you and your daddy You know, a sort of father-son ... thing.... Well! I'd better go get him. I'll go with you. No! Heh heh heh. No. Just ... stay on this rock. You wouldn't want to end up in another mess like you did with the hyenas... You know about that? Simba, everybody knows about that. Really? Oh, yes. Lucky Daddy was there to save you, eh? Oh, and just between us, you might want to work on that little roar of yours, hmm? Oh, okay ... Hey, Uncle Scar? ...Will I like the surprise? Simba, it's to DIE for. Shut up. I can't help it. I'm so hungry ... I gotta have a wildebeest! Stay put. Well can't I just pick off one of the little sick ones? No! We wait for the signal from Scar. There he is Let's go. Little roar. Puh! Rarrr! Rrrraowr-nh. RAOWR!! "Oh look, sire; The herd is on the move. Odd...." Mufasa. Quick. Stampede. In the gorge. Simba's down there! Simba? Zazu! Help me! Your father is on the way! Hold on! Hurry! There! There! On that tree! Hold on, Simba!! Ahhhh!!! Oh, Scar, this is awful! What'll we do what'll we do?! Hah ... I'll go back for help, that's what I'll do, I'll go back for he-- oomph! Scar! ... Broth-- Brother ... Help me! Long live the king! Aaaaaaahh! NOOOOOOOO! Daaad!! Dad? Dad? ...Dad, come on. You gotta get up. Dad.We gotta go home. HEEEEELP! Somebody! Anybody... help. Simba. ... What have you done? There were wilde beest and he tried to save me It was an accident, I didn't mean for it to happen. Of course, of course, you didn't. No one ever means for these things to happen.... But the king is dead. And if it weren't for you, he'd still be alive. Oh! What will your mother think? What am I gonna do? Run away, Simba.... Run.... Run away, and never return. Kill him. Whoa!! Yeooow! Hey-- There he goes! There he goes! So go get 'im. There ain't no way I'm going in there. What you want me to come out looking like you? Cactus Butt? But we gotta finish the job. Well, he's as good as dead out there anyway. And if he comes back, we'll kill him. Yeah! you hear that? If you ever come back, we'll kill ya! "Mufasa's death was a terrible tragedy; but to lose Simba ..." who had barely begun to live.... For me, it is a deep personal loss. And so it is with a heavy heart that I assume the throne. Yet, out of the ashes of this tragedy, we shall rise to greet the dawning of a new era in which lion and hyena come together, in a great and glorious future. Heeyyyaaaahh!! Get out! Get out! Get outta here!!!! Whoo! I love it! Bowling for buzzards! Gets 'em every time. Uh-oh. Hey Timon. You better come look. I think it's still alive. Yeewgh!... All righty, what have we got here? Jeez, it's a lion! Run Pumbaa! Move it! Hey, Timon. It's just a little lion. Look at him. He's so cute, and all alone! Can we keep him? Pumbaa, are you nuts?! We're talking about a lion. Lions eat guys like us. But he's so little. He's gonna get bigger. Maybe he'll be on our side. A--Huh! That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. Maybe he'll b-- Hey, I got it! What if he's on our side? You know, having a lion around might not be such a bad idea. So we keeping 'im? Pthpt. Of course. Who's the brains in this outfit? Uhhh.... My point exactly. Jeez, I'm fried. Let's get out of here and find some shade. You okay, kid? I guess so. You nearly died. I saved you. Well, uh, Pumbaa helped...a little. Thanks for your help. Hey, where you going? Nowhere. Gee. He looks blue. I'd say brownish-gold. No, no, no, no. I mean he's depressed. Kid, what's eatin' ya? Nothing-- he's at the top of the food chain! The food cha-haain! Ah heh-- Ahem. So, where you from? Who cares? I can't go back. "Ahh. You're an outcast! That's great; so are we!" What'cha do, kid? Something terrible. But I don't wanna talk about it. Good. We don't wanna hear about it. Come on Timon. Anything we can do? Not unless you can change the past. "You know, kid, in times like this my buddy Timon here says ""You got to put your behind in your past.""" No. No. No. I mean... "Amateur. Lie down before you hurt yourself. It's ""You got to put your past behind you.""" Look, kid. Bad things happen, and you can't do anything about it, right? Right. Wrong! When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world! Well, that's not what I was taught. Then maybe you need a new lesson. Repeat after me. Hakuna Matata. What? Ha-ku-na Ma-ta-ta. It means no worries. Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze It means no worries for the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata? Yeah, it's our motto. What's a motto? Nothing! What's a motto with you? Ah haah haah hah hah... You know, kid-- these two words will solve all your problems. That's right! Take Pumbaa for example. Why, when he was a young wart-hog When I was a young wart hooog! Very nice. Thanks! He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal He could clear the Savannah after every meal I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind And oh, the shame He was ashamed Thoughta changin' my name Oh, what's in a name And I got downhearted How did you feel Ev'rytime that I... Hey, Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids! Oh. Sorry. Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze It means no worries For the rest of your days Yeah, sing it, kid! It's our problem-free philosophy. Hakuna Matata! Welcome to our humble home. You live here? We live wherever we want. Yep. Home is where your rump rests. Heh! It's beautiful. I'm starved! I'm so hungry I could eat a whole zebra. Eeeahhah. We're fresh out of zebra. - Any antelope? - Na ah. - Hippo? - No Listen kid, if want to live with us, you have to eat like us Hey, this looks like a good spot to rustle up some grub - What's that? A grub, what's it look like? Ooh, Gross! It tastes like chicken Slimy yet satisfying! These are rare delicacies. Hmm. Piquant with a very pleasant crunch. You'll learn to love them! I'm telling you kid, this is the great life. No rules, no responsibility. ooh, the little cream filled kind... and best of all, no worries! Well kid! Oh, well... Hakuna Matata! Slimy, yet satisfying. That's it! Hakuna Matata It means no worries For the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata! Nobody knows The trouble I see... Nobody knows My sorrow... Oh Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little bounce in it. It's a small world after all No! No. Anything but that! I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts There they are a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head Oh I would never have had to do this for Mufasa. What? What did you say? Oh, nothing! You know the law: Never, ever mention that name in my presence. I ... am ... the king! Yes, sire. You are the king. I, I, Well, Well I only mentioned it to illustrate the differences in your royal managerial approaches. Hey, Boss! Oh, What is it this time? We got a bone to pick with you. I'll handle this. Scar, there's no food, no water. Yeah, it's dinner time, and we ain't got no stinkin' entrees. It's the lionesses' job to do the hunting Yeah, but they won't go hunt. Oh, eat Zazu. Oh, you wouldn't want me. I'd be so tough and gamey and- eewwgh! Oh, Zazu, don't be ridiculous! All you need is a little garnish. I thought things were bad under Mufasa... What did you say? I said Muf-- "I said, uh ... ""Qu pasa?""" Good. Now get out. Mm, yeah, but-- we're still hungry. Out! Whoah. Nice one, Simba. Thanks. Man, I'm stuffed. Me too. I ate like a pig! Pumbaa-- you are a pig. Oh. Right. Timon? Yeah? Ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there? "Pumbaa. I don't wonder; I know." Oh! ...What are they? They're fireflies. Fireflies that uh, got stuck up on that big, bluish-black, thing. Oh. Gee. I always thought that they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away. Pumbaa, wit' you, everything's gas. Simba, what do you think? Well, I don't know Aw come on. Give, give, give .. Well, come on, Simba, we told you ours... pleeeease? Well, somebody once told me that the great kings of the past are up there watching over us. Really? You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us?Pbbb. Who told you something like that? What mook made that up? Yeah. Pretty dumb, huh? Ah, you're killing me, Simba. Was it something I said? Simba? He's- he's alive? He he- He's alive!! It is time! Ohi'mbube Ohi'mbube In the jungle The mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight. In the jungle The mighty jungle The lion sleeps to-- I can't hear ya, buddy, back me up! A-weee-ee-ee-ee aa-Pum-ba-bum-ba-waaay... A-Pumbaa? Pumbaa? Timon? HYEEEEAAAHHH!!!!! Pumbaa? Pumbaa? What's going on? SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!! Huh? Whoah!! ... Jeez! Why do I always have to save your AAAAAA!! "Don't worry, buddy; I'm here for you. Everything's gonna be okay." Get her! Bite her head! Go for the jugular. The jugular! See, I told you he'd come in handy. Nala? Is it really you? Who are you? It's me. Simba. Simba? Whoah!!! Well how did you.. where did you come from ... it's great to see you.. Aaaah! how did you... who... wow... this is cool... it's great to see you. Hey, what's goin' on here? What are you doing here? "What do you mean, ""What am I doing here?"" What are you doing here?" HEY!! WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?!? "Timon, this is Nala; she's my best friend!" Friend?!? Yeah. Hey, Pumbaa! Come over here. Nala, this is Pumbaa. Pumbaa, Nala. Pleased to make your acquaintance. The pleasure's all mine. How do you do.. Whoa! Whoa. Time out... Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And, everybody's okay with this? DID I MISS SOMETHING?! Relax, Timon. Wait 'til everybody finds out you've been here all this time. And your mother what will she think? She doesn't have to know. Nobody has to know. Well, of course they do. Everyone thinks you're dead. They do? Yeah. Scar told us about the stampede. He did? What else did he tell you? What else matters? You're alive. And that means... you're the king! King? Pbbb. Lady, have you got your lions crossed. King? Your Majesty! I gravel at your feet. Stop it. "It's not ""gravel,"" it's ""grovel."" And don't; he's not the king. Are ya?" No. Simba! No, I'm not the king. Maybe I was gonna be. But, that was a long time ago. Let me get this straight. You're the king? And you never told us? Look, I'm still the same guy. But with power! Could you guys ... excuse us for a few minutes? Hey, whatever she has to say, she can say in front of us. Right, Simba? Hmm.... Maybe you'd better go . It starts. You think you know a guy..... Timon and Pumbaa. You learn to love 'em. What? What is it? It's like you're back from the dead. You don't know how much this will mean to everyone. What it means to me. " Hey; it's OK." I've really missed you. I've missed you too. I tell ya, Pumbaa. This stinks. Oh. Sorry. Not you. Them! Him. Her. Alone... What's wrong with that? I can see what's happening What? And they don't have a clue Who? They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line Our trio's down to two.Oh... Ze sweet caress of twilight There's magic everywhere And with all this romantic atmosphere Disaster's in the air Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the evening brings The world, for once, in perfect harmony With all its living things So many things to tell her But how to make her see The truth about my past? Impossible! She'd turn away from me He's holding back, he's hiding But what, I can't decide Why won't he be the king I know he is The king I see inside? Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the evening brings The world, for once, in perfect harmony With all its living things Can you feel the love tonight? You needn't look too far Stealing through the night's uncertainties Love is where they are. And if he falls in love tonight It can be assumed His carefree days with us are history In short, our pal is doomed Isn't this a great place? It is beautiful.... But I don't understand something. You've been alive all this time. Why didn't you come back to Pride Rock? Well, I just ... needed to get out on my own. Live my own life. And I did. And it's great! We've really needed you at home. No one needs me. Yes we do! You're the king. Nala, we've been through this. I'm not the king. Scar is. Simba, he let the hyenas take over the Pride Lands. What? Everything's destroyed. There's no food, no water. Simba, if you don't do something soon, everyone will starve. I can't go back. Why? You wouldn't understand. What wouldn't I understand? No, no, no. It doesn't matter. Hakuna Matata. What? Hakuna Matata. It's something I learned out here. Look, sometimes bad things happen Simba! ...and there's nothing you can do about it! So why worry? Because it's your responsibility. Well, what about you? you left. I left to find help! And I found you. Don't you understand? You're our only hope. Sorry. What's happened to you? You're not the Simba I remember. "You're right; I'm not. Now are you satisfied?" No, just disappointed. You know, you're starting to sound like my father. Good. At least one of us does. Listen! You think you can just show up and tell me how to live my life? You don't even know what I've been through. I would if you'd just tell me! Forget it! Fine! She's wrong. I can't go back. What would it prove, anyway? It won't change anything. You can't change the past. You said you'd always be there for me!... But you're not. And it's because of me. It's my fault.... It's my ... fault. Come on, will you cut it out? Can't cut it out. It'll grow right back! Creepy little monkey. Will you stop following me? Who are you? The question is: whooo... are you? I thought I knew.... Now I'm not so sure. Well, I know who you are. Shh. Come here. It's a secret. Ernh! Enough already! ...What's that supposed to mean anyway? It means you are a baboon-- and I'm not. I think, you're a little confused. "Wrong! I'm not the one who's confused; you don't even know who you are!" Oh, and I suppose you know. "Sure do; You're Mufasa's boy!" Bye! Hey, wait! You knew my father? Correction-- I know your father. I hate to tell you this, but he died. A long time ago. Nope. Wrong again! Hah hah hah! He's alive and I'll show him to you. "You follow old Rafiki; he knows the way. Come on!" Don't dawdle.... Hurry up! Hey, whoa. Wait, wait. Come on. Come on! Would you slow down? STOP! Shhh. Look down there. That's not my father. That's just my reflection. Noo. Look ... harder. You see ... he lives in you. Simba . . . Father? Simba, you have forgotten me. No. How could I? You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life. How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be. Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true king. Remember who you are. No! Please! Don't leave me. Remember... Father! Remember... Don't leave me. Remember... What was that? The weather-- Pbbbah! Very peculiar. Don't you think? Yeah. Looks like the winds are changing. Ahhh, change is good. Yeah, but it's not easy. I know what I have to do. But, going back means I'll have to face my past. I've been running from it for so long....Oww! Jeez-- what was that for? "It doesn't matter; it's in the past!" Yeah, but it still hurts. Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it... or ... learn from it. Hah! You see? So what are you going to do? First... I'm going to take your stick. No, no, no, no! Not the stick! Hey! Where are you going? I'm going back! Good! Go on! Get out of here! Hey. Hey, wake up. It's OK. Whoa, whoa. It's OK. It's me. Don't ever do that again! Carnivores, oy! Have you guys seen Simba? I thought he was with you. He was, but now I can't find him. Where is he? Ho ho ho ho! You won't find him here. Ha ha. The king has returned. I can't believe it. He's gone back! Gone back? What do you mean? Hey! What's going on here? Who's the monkey?! Simba's gone to challenge Scar. Who? Scar. Who's got a scar? No, no, no. It's his uncle. The monkey's his uncle? No! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king. Ohhh. Simba, wait up! It's awful, isn't it? I didn't want to believe you. What made you come back? I finally got some sense knocked into me. And I've got the bump to prove it. Besides, this is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will? I will. It's going to be dangerous. Danger? I laugh in the face of danger. Hah ha ha haa! I see nothing funny about this. Timon? Pumbaa? What are you doing here? At your service, my liege. Uh.. We're going to fight your uncle ... for this? "Yes, Timon; this is my home." Phh. Talk about your fixer-upper. Well, Simba, if it's important to you we're with you to the end. Live bait. Good idea. Hey. Come on, Timon-- you guys have to crate a diversion. What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula? If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat Come on down and dine On this tasty swine All you have to do is get in line Aaaare ya achin' Yup, yup, yup Fooor some bacon? Yup, yup, yup Heee's a big pig Yup, yup, yup You could be a big pig too. Yup, yup Nala, you find my mother and rally the lionesses. I'll look for Scar. SARABIII! Yes, Scar? Where is your hunting party? They're not doing their job. Scar, there is no food. The herds have moved on. No. You're just not looking hard enough. It's over. There is nothing left. We have only one choice. We must leave Pride Rock. We're not going anywhere. Then you have sentenced us to death! Then so be it. You can't do that. I'm the king. I can do... whatever I want. If you were half the king Mufasa was you would neve-- I'm ten times the king Mufasa was! Mufasa? No-- you're dead. Mufasa? "No; it's me." Simba? You're alive? How can that be? "It doesn't matter; I'm home." Simba? Simba! I'm a little surprised to see you... alive. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip you apart. Oh, Simba, you must understand. The pressures of ruling a kingdom... Are no longer yours. Step down, Scar. Oh, oh, ye-- Well, I would, heh, naturally, heh-- however, there is one little problem. You see them? They think I'm king. Well, we don't. Simba is the rightful king. The choice is yours, Scar. Either step down or fight. Oh, must it all end in violence? I'd hate to be responsible for the death of a family member. Wouldn't you agree, Simba? That's not gonna work, Scar. I've put it behind me. Eh, but what about your faithful subjects? Have they put it behind them? Simba, what is he talking about? Ahh, so you haven't told them your little secret. Well, Simba, now's your chance to tell them. Tell them who is responsible for Mufasa's death! I am. It's not true. Tell me it's not true. It's true. You see, he admits it! Murderer! No! It was an accident! If it weren't for you, Mufasa would still be alive. It's your fault he's dead.... Do you deny it? No. Then ... you're ... guilty! No. I'm not a murderer. Oh Simba, you're in trouble again. But this time, Daddy isn't here to save you. And now everyone knows why! Simba! Now this looks familiar. Hmm. Where have I seen this before. Let me think. Hmmm... hmmm. Oh yes, I remember. This is just the way your father looked before he died. And here's my little secret. I killed Mufasa. NoooooOOO.... MURDERER! No, Simba please. Tell them the truth. Truth? But, truth is in the eye of the beholdllgkkk! All right. All right. I did it. So they can hear you. I ... killed ... Mufasa! Heyyy-yaaaaah!! 'Scuse me. Pardon me. Comin' through. Hot stuff. Whoo! Let me out! Let me out! Let me in let me in! Pleeease don't eat me. Problem? Hey, who's the pig? Are you talking to me? - Uh oh. They called him a pig. Are you talking to me?! - Shouldn't 'a done that. ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!? Now they're in for it. THEY CALL ME.. MISTER PIIIG! AAAAAAAAAAA-- Take that! And that! Take that! And that! You yellow belly... Murderer. Simba, Simba. Please. Please have mercy. I beg you. You don't deserve to live. But, Simba, I am ... ah ... family. It's the hyenas who are the real enemy. It was their fault-- it was their idea! Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie. What are you going to do? You wouldn't kill your old Uncle...? No, Scar. I'm not like you. Oh, Simba, thank you. You are truly noble. I'll make it up to you, I promise. How can I, ah, prove myself to you? Tell me, I mean, anything. Run. Run away, Scar. And never return. Yes. Of course.... As you wish, your Majesty! Ahh, my friends. Frie-he-hends? I thought he said we were the enemy! Yeah, that's what I heard. Ed? No. L-L-L-Le-Le-Le-Le-Let me explain. No. You don't understand. No! I didn't mean for... No, No! Look, I'm sorry I called you... No! NOO! It is time. Remember . . . 'Til we find our place On the path unwinding In the Circle The Circle of Life The Circle of Life Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=lion-king-the
  10. @developers can you bring back gangs i dont think there are any left
  11. whens the next patch ;o
  12. no not even ifrits are fine get rid of quillins makes the game suck huge dicks and stuff get rid of them now or mass riots or else
  13. you should wipe all quilins currently in peoples garages and make it so they have to be crafted and cost like 30k. there super gay and not fun @BaDaBiNg_10-8 @Clint Beastwood
  14. I DONT DOCUMENT MY METH RUNS VIA VIDEO RECORDINGS / SCREENSHOTS