Good way to roleplay yourself out of coke from cops

[Szolit]

I was wondering if there is any good way to roleplay with cops when you are farming or processing coke  or any other drugs/illegal activites

Edited April 3, 2017 by Szolit

[Tyler]

I have had many people claim to be concerned parents using the medicinal qualities to save their children to government scientists claiming to have found a way to use it to make super soldiers. It just depends on your imagination, and the cops willingness to play a long. Not shooting at them when they roll up helps out a lot too.

EDIT: Do not use the whole "I need money to feed my family" we hear this all the time and is unoriginal and usually results in the officer getting annoyed. Avoid the cliche answers and you might get somewhere.

Edited April 3, 2017 by Tyler

[massi]

Tell them you're plotting a school shooting and that to craft your guns at the black market factory you need the cocaine.

[Rafael]

Be original my dude, that's the art of role play.. Coming out with your own stories or scenarios. 

[ColtonB205]

3 minutes ago, massi said:

Tell them you're plotting a school shooting and that to craft your guns at the black market factory you need the cocaine.

[massi]

Just now, ColtonB205 said:

Tell me you wouldn't give whoever told you that a pardon

[Mayhem]

Someone once told me that they are starting up a coca cola business and using very little genetically modified amounts of cocaine to make the recipe taste great and make it healthy, the amount of detail he gave me was amazing, but we took the cocaine and roleplayed it had to be tested by scientists before it can be returned, but he was pardoned for all crimes

[Mike Stmria]

Tbh the only way to RP out of there is if you are RPing with a higher up. Just look almost every person that has replied to this thread is a higher up. Cadets Corporals and Constables will not RP to let you go. At least from my experience.

[Szolit]

49 minutes ago, Jaeger said:

Tbh the only way to RP out of there is if you are RPing with a higher up. Just look almost every person that has replied to this thread is a higher up. Cadets Corporals and Constables will not RP to let you go. At least from my experience.

Ok thanks :-) guess ill just hope to see a higher up or ask for one 

[wollie35]

The beauty of RP is that you can make something up at the moment itself, dont have a notepad with

Caught with coke : tell them the i thought it was Sugar story (btw bad story don't use it  )

 

@Jaeger, i've gotten pardons from constables/corporals while doing coke, it might have taken me 15 minutes to explain how my grandmas soup is based on coke, but Igot there a couple of times, you're right tho 90% of the time i get at least a 4k ticket

[Bear 2.0]

On 4/3/2017 at 2:16 PM, massi said:

Tell them you're plotting a school shooting and that to craft your guns at the black market factory you need the cocaine.

50% increase if you tell me this

 

Think of the kids!

Edited April 6, 2017 by Bear 2.0

[massi]

Just now, Bear 2.0 said:

50% increase if you tell me this

Hitler did nothing wrong

 

I will go for your children once I get out

Edited April 6, 2017 by massi