Tyler

Ngl i read "wth" as "with"... i was like "HUH?"

Nah bro I was specifically told by the person who pulled it who is a CM that it was the 1st time all wipe it was used. I think they would know better than you 🤣

Ok? I've been here since 2015. In multiple different gangs, made SGT on cop, been in MULTIPLE ghosthawk situations 1 since wipe. You can keep acting dumb as fuck all you want about the situation but I mean seriously it doesn't take THAT much brain power to see I was referring to recently and since the wipe. Also at that time it was the first and ONLY time since the wipe it was used so yeah... so the armed Ghosthawk has been used what? twice? 🤣

Roleplay gangs that decide to camp cops all night after capping all the cartels ye sure. And I promise you they have... and the Ghosthawk situation I wasn't there but the 1 time i've seen it used it was useless for most of the time. But just keep yappin your trap.

I mean CPL is EXTREMELY easy to get... it's literally 3 things... 1. Be active and friendly on cop 2. Know the guidebook fairly well 3. Don't be a dumb ass Oh and one last thing get some form of server staff even if you fail all 3 of the things above you still get a pity rank at least thats how it used to be.

I have literally had Rebels come to the HQ in cuffs going "GIVE ME YOUR HIGHER UP I WANT YOUR HIGHER UP YOU GUYS USED TOO MUCH ARMOR" screaming in their mics... there was also a whole thread of rebels crying about DK using an armed Ghosthawk. Like we can't do right in y'alls eyes. It's either I rip your heads from 600 out and get "Wah you lethaled me why you lethal me?" or "Wah too much armor wah"

Honestly it's the dichotomy of being a higher up. If you pull a single Ifrit/Strider/Hunter most of the time it doesn't do all that much to help the fight. Sometimes it does but that's usually more because you have good players on cop who use it right. If you pull 3 Ifrits and win then the Rebels blow up the TS and Forums with "Cops op they pulled too much armor. Imagine needing armor to win a fight wah wah wah" and then if you pull 3 Ifrits and lose then its "Haha we chopped your ifrits and camped you all night fuck you" and you are out the money you spent. Not to mention the rats always trying to pick lock them every single time you pull them. It becomes so much of a fucking hassle every time to be laser focused on father stretch being an annoying rat using every glitch/exploit/moment in time to be a pain in the ass and worrying about the rebels getting the armor and turning it against you all night and being even more of a problem. And god forbid you have a Captain on who wants to pull and use an armed ghosthawk after being shit on all night by the same crybabies when that shit requires MAJOR luck and skill to do jack shit with.

🤣 every time i play with Austin he pulls Ifrits for fed events. Also sorry if the APD doesn't promote people for knowing how to shoot a gun, that's kinda not the point. Sounds like someone got a corporal rank they don't deserve and shit talks higher ups on a thread like a pussy.

Honestly, any weapon above 7.62 just kills the whole reason for Asylum. If you want to sit 1km away and snipe with a lynx then just go play KoTH or something.

No sanks 🙂

New Federal event? Could be like Attention Space X Starship has just returned from the moon with valuable samples. The APD must come and claim these samples and take them back to an HQ for transport to the laboratory... or you can try and keep the samples for yourself and sell them on the black market. Idk just and idea.

Just napping everywhere like lazy bastards Thanks @Austin Rogers The Originalfor the photo 🤣

I recently was working on seeing if i could make some skins too. I came up with this but wasn't happy with it and scrapped it. Edit: I was planning on making it a new variant of Police Hunters, Striders, and Ifrits. The only issue is the template is mirrored on like 80% of the surface so letters come out flipped wrong on the other side etc.

Actually i was wrong here my bad.

LOL i love how as soon as you kill Chrome at 2:10ish you immediately go to side chat 🤣 that's the gang life i missed looool.

Idk i played V2 and it was still shit. Crashed non-stop etc.

Gonna miss you buddy. I'll always regret not hanging out with you more after I quit Asylum. I'll always remember the amazing times we had playing cop cracking jokes for hours every night during the old P3 days. RIP bud gone way too soon.

I played V2 it was worse than V1 LOL. We crashed multiple times a day for months... it finally got a little better iirc but I think I was already retired by then and played maybe once a week by that time. Just to add i specifically remember because it was post-Identity iirc.

Fix the Paratus spaghetti code with a fresh redo of the server and i'll probably check it out. I remember for years dealing with mem leaks, crashes, and shit staff like @Jakewhich finally made me quit. Don't wanna deal with the same shit with a different name if possible.

I don't play anymore but oh god that would be kinda cringe. In GTARP the single most annoying thing was getting sent to prison for like 2 hours... like what the fuck? Not gonna sit that shit out.

If anyone uses this the new Steam update kinda broke it but there is an easy fix. Now you just add -noreactlogin to "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe" -login Tyler JakeIsABitch So it should look like this... "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe" -noreactlogin -login Tyler JakeIsABitch

If you are like me and either have a back up steam account, smurf accounts, undercover cadet account, or just an account you hop on to fuck around and troll n shit whatever then this is how i keep up with not only my like 8 different CSGO smurf accounts but also my main account (which is VAC banned on CS) and my main CSGO account. First go to your steam directory mine is: This PC/Windows (C:)/Program Files (x86)/Steam Once here right click your "steam.exe" and click create shortcut for however many steam accounts you want to swap between. Name the shortcuts whatever you want ex. "MainAccount", "CSGOSmurf", "UCCadet", etc. Right click the shortcuts and hit "Properties" and under the "Shortcut" tab you should see the directory of where your steam is installed like so: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe" Edit this line and add a space and type -login username password For example: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steam.exe" -login Tyler JakeIsABitch So the username would be Tyler and the Password would be the very true statement @Jakeis a bitch. Once you have this done for all of the accounts you plan on switching between all you need to do is create a Text Document on your desktop or a notepad either works fine and paste this command. @echo off cd "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam" taskkill /F /IM steam.exe start account1.lnk exit where the code says "start account1.lnk" make sure to change that for each command prompt you make to correspond with the different steam shortcuts you made so for example. My shortcut would be named "MainAccount" with the username Tyler and password JakeIsABitch my start line would then be "start MainAccount.lnk" Hit "Save As" and rename it whatever you want but instead of a .txt make sure you save it as a .cmd (Keep in mind if you have steam on a different drive than your C drive you will need to change that. Once you have done this you will have .cmd files you can now double click to close your steam, launch a new steam, log you in with the username and password you provided. If you have steam guard you will still need to enter your steam guard code upon login just like normal but if you want to swap between accounts this is THE fastest way and is 100% guaranteed to be just as safe as logging in yourself unless someone has access to your PC then you are fucked anyways. Examples:

I mean yeah and we been killin it

Anyone wanna play Overwatch with me and @Jake we are 2k-2.1k ish Supports and 1.2k-1.7k depending on the day in tank/dps.