George

oh my

Watch in 1440p! might not be availabe cuz i just uploaded it
Probably going to be my final montage ,but we'll see. Some clips from Prime, mostly FSA.
Fuck you stupid youtube copyright system had to re-upload like 3 times.
 
 
 

https://giant.gfycat.com/ImpressiveUnderstatedAstrangiacoral.webm

shall i upload the clips of Tom and you flying last night?

Malden is a new map released for free to all owners of Arma 3 tomorrow. It's a smaller map, somewhere between the size of Stratis and Tanoa, which has a very arid environment. It looks very similar to Stratis, only with more cities and a larger area.
We've found that due to its size it won't play very well for Life, and so we're going to make it available to Strife. I understand that people will dislike the lack of a new place to play our primary mode, Life, but given what the map offers it simply wouldn't last. In addition, it's not enough to warrant new hardware which would mean that if we did put out a Malden Life server it'd mean replacing an existing Altis Life server, which we feel just isn't worth it.
So on release day you'll get your hands on Malden Strife. The existing Strife server is going to rotate between Malden and Tanoa so those of you without Apex can give Strife a shot.

Ok so now asylum has come to killing cop montages 

It's been a wild few years.
I'm not going to create a huge goodbye post, because i'll still technically be in the community, so this is more of a notification that the story of Boris has had it's final chapter.
To put it shortly, i'm currently facing some lovely physical and mental health issues and any half measures i've tried haven't worked.
To that end, i'm letting go of the virtual world and trying to focus on the physical one. That includes putting my PC into storage at the end of this month and not taking it out till things are good.
I'll be around on the forums sometimes, and i'll sign into steam every now and then, but for the most part, don't expect to see me in TS or any games for the rest of the year at least.
It's painful to have to leave Asylum after getting mod, and after working so hard for it, but truthfully, I need to do this or I might not be around to enjoy admin anyway.
And as such, the tale of Boris ends here.

lol

I didnt have to do anything bitch, I chose to. Now go be last place once more bucko

@Olio I think it's time to get this retard out of here.

I heard reliance is a Kavala gang. 

No..
You've found a place here.
Not those other retards.

whats up zombiedude

Afternoon my fellow Altis people...
I am back. 
 

Gaskal asked me to make a meme for him so I decided id steal a few of his likes. @Gaskal

Y are you on everyone's dick

I return and everyone is gone...gg...it was a good run while it lasted.

Wait a minute... no one trying to offend you by posting kneepads.jpg or asking if it's promo time again?
Things have changed...

he's free now

he's free now

I may have a lisp, but you can't change the fact you look like a lesbian 

Going live in about an hour.
Fixed bugs which could remove too much fuel when rearming. It's now more reliable. When a part of a vehicle crew who kills a target, the shooter gains full reward price while the rest of the crew receives half that amount. Inventories can now be opened, but items cannot be dropped or they will be destroyed. Backpacks can be dropped to the ground, allowing the construction of static weapons. Fixed issues with availability of magazines and explosives. You'll find many more in the arsenal now. You must now wait 30 minutes when dying in special forces, down from 2 hours. Auto-detonating landmines will no longer hurt friendly players. You now receive $7,000 for being involved in a hack restoration. Fixed a bug spawning a "dummy" AI unit on your point of death. Ghillie suits are now available to the rebel SF snipers, as well as the NATO snipers. Sound now plays when you kill someone or capture/restore a territory. Large UAVs now spawn with AI crews which allows proper linking to UAV terminals by pilots. Mine detectors can now be purchased by all roles. Refactored determining if a point is vulnerable. It's now totally reliable, and will likely fix issues with points not being capturable as expected. Hotfix
Disabled the artillery computer. Fixed cleanup removing static installations.

Who is Zane?

https://gyazo.com/db18c17224eef5246b177125068a2fe4
https://gyazo.com/6d76e6bb3613e13b819f3869bb130a5f
@zane1

He did tho