Beifang Ming

Shout out to Hubs, Afrrodude and the APD, thanks for the good times

For.... a laptop. What the fuck kind of laptop is it? Fucking NASA HQ?

Here in Altis 100% of the population has been in corrections at some time.  Of those 100% atleast 95% of Criminals are repeat offenders.  How can we change this guys.  We fix the corrections facilities.  Jut like this video

I didn't get a 911 so it's still going to be a $1000 ticket...

He got rekt so hard Twitch had to close it 

Twitch had enough of you getting naked on stream huh?

Nice try sojobo nice try  

I told him he shouldn't show his dog on stream, he decided to do it anyways...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It was those sexy nipples

Its that Bulgarian connection of yours!  Someone in your village is upto no good!

That's the new prototype Lagbot 2000.  It kills both players and servers when RP is initiated.
If you shoot it in the left testicle though it will detonate.  Just stand back!

 

TBH the probably banned him for pornography for streaming Kavala square 

 

It's been a while.. I think we can all laugh about this..
I cry every time though :'(

RP 

Since i have seen many people complain about the money cap i will tell you some Secrets.
In-game money is used to buy things ingame.
Instead of stacking up those bills like Al Capone we have to "spend" money to avoid hitting the limit.
Some things most people don't have which you should buy before hitting money cap:
5 Houses (Not just standard shit, but buy the most expensive and rare buildings that let you run 200m to rebel instead of 2km!) Max out the vehicle garage with .50 cals, Ifrits, HEMMT's Max out the Helicopter garage with Orca's, literally till you cannot buy more. Max out prestige rank to Eminent for that sweet ass jet! Stack houses with loadouts/medical/speedbombs/suicide vests You could also you know.. give a fairly small amount of money to new players to help them start off. Compensate gear for friends when you decided to peek battle without defibs After this it requires some creativity but there's still loads to actually spend money on!
Finance a huge kavala convoy of 50 cals and Ifrits and call in the cops! Try winning the lottery within a hour! Start making people on the streets addicted to drugs, literally just buy as much as you can and tell people to try that crank shit out yo! Camp rebel with a suicide vest, everytime someone tries to get in you blow him face off! Bribe cops! I mean everyone has a price, i would be giving out a pardon aswell if someone shoved a big backpack of money in my car!  
Alright if you tried everything above and you still just can't get rid of your money.. it's gonna be boring being at money cap.
So last but not least: 
For any critizm or feedback please post below.
Do not turn this thread into a troll thread! Some people should really read what i have to say

Who wants to play ? Lets goo.

In-game Name:Beifang Ming
Age:19
Timezone:CET UTC +1h(summertime UTC +2)
Have you ever banned before? If yes, why?hacking tird party app, Mass RDM, Mass VDM
Have you ever been in a gang before? If so, please mention the names of those gangs.Yes Fukienese dragons you financially stable?yes I have 5 dolar for doing sucky sucky for 5 dolar you know kappa kappa
How many hours do you have on Arma 3?https://gyazo.com/c5656ea9a6c2fbc04c352285f81f425d
How many hours do you have on Asylum aprox.? 1700 hours
Tell us about yourself.I Chinees lifes in Kavala trying to free civs form the corrupt APD
how do not let us do cocaine and smoke weed everday

Assault Packs, Stavrou Fatigues, Guerilla Apparel, CSAT wetsuits, CTRG Mk1 Lite, Berets and Ravens Vest to Rebel stores pls xoxo.
+1 bug fixing patch. Time to go hunting.

Ahhh the good old days in the apd

Ahhh the good old days in the apd

Ahhh the good old days in the apd

• Space Turtles •
Space Turtles is a fairly old gang but has never had a thread so I figured I'd go ahead and post this up so people who are interested can have a place to ask questions and what not. The majority of our members are also APD members and we'd prefer to keep it that way, we're either playing cop together or civ together - it's no fun taking down your buddies so it's important to us that we all roll together.
We are active on Server 3.
As expected our members are in fact turtles, turtles from space.
• Space Policy •
All turtles are expected to abide by server rules at all times, any turtle caught stepping out of line will be immediately removed from the team.
It only takes 1 person to ruin the reputation of an entire gang and as such we do not stand for any breach of server rules within our ranks.
• Recruitment •
Recruitment is currently: CLOSED.
Applicants can be accepted by LTs and Captains only.
 All applicants must have a microphone and be able to use TeamSpeak.
Recruit period will be determined by the Captains.
It is also preferable that you are not a pleb and can listen.
• The Team •


• Application •
Please Follow the format below when applying.
In-game name: Sojobo

Age: 12 Years Old
Time spent on Asylum: 100 hours [Please include a Screenshot]
Previous admin action: I got banned for duping water bottles last week.

Why do you want to join us: You guys seem like suitable friends
About you : I've previously been a part of Aegis, Paradox and Insidious. I live in Europe and I'm a 12 year old squeaker.
Note: Failure to list all previous admin action will result in immediate denial.
 
A taste of being a turtle;