Eazy'sAltPlzNoBan

all these fucking stans saying eminem won
i actually cant quote a single bar from em's "diss"
shit was fucking awful

all these fucking stans saying eminem won
i actually cant quote a single bar from em's "diss"
shit was fucking awful

all these fucking stans saying eminem won
i actually cant quote a single bar from em's "diss"
shit was fucking awful

all these fucking stans saying eminem won
i actually cant quote a single bar from em's "diss"
shit was fucking awful

Envy working together to find as much personal information as they can about me LUL
Pathetic
 

Did I strike a nerve? Had to call all your little boyfriends in for backup.

MGK been had bangers

It pays the bills. Enjoy working at Mcdonalds and living at your parents house the rest of your life

you are retarded
r e t a r d e d .

Honestly MGK came way harder

? MGK demolished Eminem, you kids know nothing, smh.

To each their own bhoys to each their own.
 
 

Problem after is, i was a little hungry and ate the banana 

You Shit A Banana.

we back baby. looking for active people 

its a deng game
battlefield 3/4 are where its at

And Bamf has just become a co-owner of Asylum with Paratus. It's finally time; all the hard work, sweat, and some tears, Bamf has finally landed a major position as co-lead developer for Asylum. Paratus' is promising big things, the adrenaline is getting to him as he now has someone to help him develop this RP server, and to Bamf. It starts off well for Bamf. He's active with the community talking about changes to ban policies, updating the community on the massive BE kicks, says they plan to work on fixing this. He even breaks it down, gives numbers/insight to the problem until he realizes nothing he has done has mattered. Bohemia make the mistake of saying "it's us, not you" and that's when it starts to go downhill....
Gnashes appears out of nowhere, right beside Bamf's side, "the problem isn't on us, it's Bohemia's fuckup" becomes his go-to line very quickly. He becomes the Sam to Bamf's Frodo willing to help carry the burden of this community. BIS has said they found a fix for the BE kicks, but it fails. Bamf scrambles to Server 4 with its more downtime than uptime, trying his hardest to fix the issues. Gnashes continues to talk about his 60 hour work weeks and why there hasn't been an update for a month or more. Bamf claims he found the solution, remove Server 2, move the S4 information to 2, and that'll solve it. Gnashes gains an extra 50lbs licking up the salt of all the S2 people. Bamf has to scramble frantically to calm the situation... There's talks of an update coming soon.....
But as all good stories go, a simple talent tree for rebels would be too easy. Instead, let's rework how the illegal drug areas work first. Did you spend 800k - 1mil on that 3 crate meth house? that's cute, because fuck you. To add with the RNG of our lootcrate boxes, we wanted to throw some more randomness in there and rework the drug fields. Heroin, coke, and meth all now rotate! And not only that, whenever you're logged in, there's a 100% guarantee it won't be on your side! And server just restarted, so feel free to check back in 3hours from now. The walls of Asylum begin to crumble. People begin to ramble about the recent changes, the constant lag and desync. Talks of another RolePlay Island start to become more than just whispers. People begin to question their allegiance to Asylum, wondering "what's it all for?" 
Then it hits. The news. Rebel. Talent. Tree. It gets announced that it's being worked on. People begin to spam their POGGERS and hope arises. The news of a RBT being worked on spreads far and wide, calling back people who left the world of Asylum to return home. Could this really be it? Could this be true? "Be patient" "stay calm" "it's coming soon" "it's coming September 5" () are on repeat by devs and admins alike. The playerbase begin to grow weary as time moves on with no updates, people are beginning to get skeptical once again... There is only one question that remains...
@Poseidon have you come to save us, or have you doomed us all?
 
 
For the memes, and because my hardcore character died in PoE rip.

2015: "Yall hear summ?"

2018 users: Hey guys, here's a throwback video from my time this passed year.
2014/2015 nibbuhs: *2014/2015 noises*

@ChicoXL

i thought the same
i saw it and i thought "dont do this slim"
then i listened, and i was so happy to be wrong

Im just trying to be nice for ones cunt 

if you get excited over identity releasing, i dont want to know what life you lead