Joe (StealthProxy)

Also imagine if we had a post introducing six or seven new developers instead of knee padders support team, I'd be genuinely excited. 

Talk shit get hit

This video is fake, norwegian didn't have an RPG on his back.

RIP Good Friend 
 

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Welcome to the better community

plz delete

Confirmed.
Clint is the one DDoSing everyone

Blame Obama.

OK, I'm going to relent (temporarily) and test something out.  Both of the main changes in this patch are temporary.  We're going to see how it effects things and then react.  With that being said:
Money from the cartel fridge(s) will now automatically deposit into the gang account of the gang who owns the cartel.  This happens on an incremental basis (every 5 minutes), so you will still see money in the fridge (and can take it if it is there).  The trade off here is that we are no longer generating money to go into the fridge.  People have to sell drugs, turtles, scotch, etc to fill up Drug and Wong's.  People have to buy things at Rebel to fill up Arms.   All proceeds from robbing the bank will now be Banded Bank Notes.  No more gold bars from the bank.  Banded Bank Notes introduce a time wait to deposit money from the bank, so the APD can still chase you down... Exiting a vehicle should maintain your weapon fire rate (as it used to).  This was a bug from the performance patch.   Additional performance enhancements.  Minor things, but hey were still working on that too.    
Hotfix 1:
Y inventory should now drop to the ground where expected when someone dies in a vehicle.   Hotfix 2:
Increased the prison break combat radius Increased the radius that prisoners can move around in the prison (get shanking boys) Made a small map change at the prison to (hopefully) prevent an exploit Hotfix 3:
Tweaked the prison radius again.  Should solve both issues:  not being able to create shanks and the inability to escape after a prison break.

New patch notes incoming.  

Attacks, working on it.

For the cops who may have never had this issue:
 
When TeamSpeak goes down, we have Discord as a backup for Cop communications so please use that if you are playing Cop.
 
This is the link for The Asylum Discord:
https://discordapp.com/invite/CeZcCjS

Should you need your Cop rank given to you (Every Cop should have their required Cop ranks/APD_Voice tag) or an updated rank, please message a SGT+ to get it resolved. Please have your Police Application readily available if you need to do so.

It's up again.   Closing this out.

Thank you for the updates bamf, appreciate the communication 

There appears to be an issue with the Steam OpenID service that we utilize to log you into the My Asylum webpage.  Hopefully they will get it fixed soon.  

if you dont have positive rep to post ratio, you shouldn't be able to post because you end up getting retard shit like this.

Doesnt matter now, Rahim.

Just pushed a hotfix.  Toolkits should work (for those with the talent to have them spawn in cars).  Syncing should always work.  Plus there are other performance improvements.  

Why is @The Monopoly Man liking this post when he's got his own apd side chick

Can't be thirsty for something you already have