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Application Format   In game name:   Hours spent on Arma [Check steam overlay]:   Hours spent on Asylum [Approximately]:   Wealth [Money]:
Current/ Past gangs:
Age:
Why do you want to join our gang?
What do you bring to the gang?
Do you know any members of our gang?   Requirements:
Mature Must be active Willing to help the gang out Must be able to support themselves with their own money Medical History:
Please list below if you have or have ever experienced signs of;
Autism Parkinson's Disease Ebola Lymphoma Scabies Aids Dick piercings

Application Format   In game name:   Hours spent on Arma [Check steam overlay]:   Hours spent on Asylum [Approximately]:   Wealth [Money]:
Current/ Past gangs:
Age:
Why do you want to join our gang?
What do you bring to the gang?
Do you know any members of our gang?   Requirements:
Mature Must be active Willing to help the gang out Must be able to support themselves with their own money Medical History:
Please list below if you have or have ever experienced signs of;
Autism Parkinson's Disease Ebola Lymphoma Scabies Aids Dick piercings

I GOT BREAST IMPLANTS TODAY

Okay someone please explain to me why its so easy for some salty fuck to get on his moms laptop and fuck the servers completely until he's satisfied while our "Admins" sip tee and play league of legends? Olympus here I come!

Okay someone please explain to me why its so easy for some salty fuck to get on his moms laptop and fuck the servers completely until he's satisfied while our "Admins" sip tee and play league of legends? Olympus here I come!

Okay someone please explain to me why its so easy for some salty fuck to get on his moms laptop and fuck the servers completely until he's satisfied while our "Admins" sip tee and play league of legends? Olympus here I come!

Okay someone please explain to me why its so easy for some salty fuck to get on his moms laptop and fuck the servers completely until he's satisfied while our "Admins" sip tee and play league of legends? Olympus here I come!

Okay someone please explain to me why its so easy for some salty fuck to get on his moms laptop and fuck the servers completely until he's satisfied while our "Admins" sip tee and play league of legends? Olympus here I come!

Okay someone please explain to me why its so easy for some salty fuck to get on his moms laptop and fuck the servers completely until he's satisfied while our "Admins" sip tee and play league of legends? Olympus here I come!

Okay someone please explain to me why its so easy for some salty fuck to get on his moms laptop and fuck the servers completely until he's satisfied while our "Admins" sip tee and play league of legends? Olympus here I come!

I GOT BREAST IMPLANTS TODAY

I GOT BREAST IMPLANTS TODAY

I GOT BREAST IMPLANTS TODAY

I GOT BREAST IMPLANTS TODAY

I GOT BREAST IMPLANTS TODAY

We cant have anything nice on Asylum cause some stupid fucking group of kids will find a way to exploit it and then eventually the devs are forced to take it away!
Best Community EVER!!!!

Okay im telling you Strife was the most fun game mode I have seen on Arma in a while! Like okay you guys broke the server by shoveling money at the players but really.....don't take it down....lower the money given.....yes people stopped playing due to this but you gave it no time...I for one would have gladly played it even if I didn't get a cent simply because it was LIIIT.
Bugs don't mean you should give up on the server and nor does lack of players, I don't know why but I feel like im the only person who actually enjoyed playing it instead of just afking in a building to farm money

Okay im telling you Strife was the most fun game mode I have seen on Arma in a while! Like okay you guys broke the server by shoveling money at the players but really.....don't take it down....lower the money given.....yes people stopped playing due to this but you gave it no time...I for one would have gladly played it even if I didn't get a cent simply because it was LIIIT.
Bugs don't mean you should give up on the server and nor does lack of players, I don't know why but I feel like im the only person who actually enjoyed playing it instead of just afking in a building to farm money

Im bored rn sooooo heres some ideas for Asylum while im baked....
- A perk tree for governors; We've all had to deal with the same ol pitch, 0% Taxes, legal weed yada yada yada. This perk tree could allow more diverse leadership such as shit like 5% discounts on stuff idk and maybe legal 5.56 weapons or something just enough random perks to give a governor more things to offer but they'll only get to choose like 3 or 4 perks out of the bunch right when they run for governor so they cant change them after. Idk I think itd be kinda cool for immersion and just some fun stuff to add a lil more to the game.
- Asylum express; Okay so I highly doubt this will even be possible and will likely fuck everyones frames and take forever to even develop BUT how dank would it be if we had lets say a train that was a cartel that can be capped that travels all across altis and makes different stops and can be fought over and stuff. If yall remember that one map on battlefield 4 I don't remember the name of it but just saying it would be fun as hell in my opinion.
- House furniture and décor; I know, we've all thought of this but we all pretty much know why it wont be, frames. But don't you get tired of your houses meaning nothing other than a location? I know the admins like to decorate their houses i've seen a few chairs here and there in some of them but idk just saying itd be cool. A fuckin rug or a poster man is all im sayin.
- Gambling; Asylum casinos?! Probably too much work for the devs but brooo how cool would this be to go with your boys down to the casino and play roulette or poker or something maybe some slot machines lol We have the lottery so that's a start but this would be really cool. And it banks the money so nooo camping the damn casinos for free cash ya lil rats.
- Vehicle Customization; Another one we've all probably thought of but hell idk about you but id love to create my own skin for my vehicles. Any body or performance mods is probably going too far but id love to see at least a create a skin option or something of that nature. I have seen vehicle customization on other servers so its not impossible but probably very time consuming to develop. Honestly just use someone elses mod idgaf.
- MOVE THE DAMN BLACK MARKET; WHY did they think it was a good idea to have the only two black market dealers in bum fuck nowhere directly on top of each other like really....they've even updated the fields and things and NOBODY said hmm you know what....that's retarded lets move one of them....just sayin.
- Underwater cartel;  >:) okay yea its weird and shit but....SDAR BATTLES UNDERWATER IN A SUNKEN CITY?!?! that's cool idc who you are.
- Make the races and stuff more worthwhile; Rally races are just a meme at this point...but are still hilarious when actually played. Id say just give people more money for it to bring it back a bit.
- Firefighters!; I wouldn't say to give it its own slot but give the medics a perk for it thatll give em a lil fire extinguisher so when you crash a heli and blow up they can come and put the fire out so you don't have to wait and stuff. I think itd add some nice roleplay to the game.
- Tanoa Again; Honestly......I just wanna fuck with cops in Georgetown
- Add another housing option; So you know that new players are always complaining that there are no houses for sale anymore...and theyre right. Now us old heads know that it takes grit and some luck to go out and search for houses, its not impossible to find some good ones you just gotta look but all that aside im thinking that maybe there are some workarounds to these houses that aren't available for purchase at all. For instance you know those building that are like barracks...the air hq processing building. So we've all flown around and noticed that there are some outposts that have not been put to use in the game as well as (Dare I say) domes. So id say make the barracks buildings hold 4 and price them bitches up and domes like 3 but the domes work like sheds and again price them bitches up....like a lot. On another note im probably reaching when I suggest this one but yall know those houses that have the glass windows in the front, maybe MAYBE its possible to make the glass bullet proof to avoid break ins and if they don't have doors maybe add some?? im not too sure about that one but like I said it could help with the housing. OH and the lil damn irrelevant 40ks.......at least let the fuckers have a small container or something lol
- More guns FFS; You cant sit here and tell me that theres not anymore non op fucking weapons they can add to this bitch without relying on Arma updates as an excuse to add them in.....i've seen plenty of other weapons in Arma....add some were tired of the same crap although we all love the mk.
Ill update this more whenever I come up with crap just for some fun discussion.
 
 
 

Im bored rn sooooo heres some ideas for Asylum while im baked....
- A perk tree for governors; We've all had to deal with the same ol pitch, 0% Taxes, legal weed yada yada yada. This perk tree could allow more diverse leadership such as shit like 5% discounts on stuff idk and maybe legal 5.56 weapons or something just enough random perks to give a governor more things to offer but they'll only get to choose like 3 or 4 perks out of the bunch right when they run for governor so they cant change them after. Idk I think itd be kinda cool for immersion and just some fun stuff to add a lil more to the game.
- Asylum express; Okay so I highly doubt this will even be possible and will likely fuck everyones frames and take forever to even develop BUT how dank would it be if we had lets say a train that was a cartel that can be capped that travels all across altis and makes different stops and can be fought over and stuff. If yall remember that one map on battlefield 4 I don't remember the name of it but just saying it would be fun as hell in my opinion.
- House furniture and décor; I know, we've all thought of this but we all pretty much know why it wont be, frames. But don't you get tired of your houses meaning nothing other than a location? I know the admins like to decorate their houses i've seen a few chairs here and there in some of them but idk just saying itd be cool. A fuckin rug or a poster man is all im sayin.
- Gambling; Asylum casinos?! Probably too much work for the devs but brooo how cool would this be to go with your boys down to the casino and play roulette or poker or something maybe some slot machines lol We have the lottery so that's a start but this would be really cool. And it banks the money so nooo camping the damn casinos for free cash ya lil rats.
- Vehicle Customization; Another one we've all probably thought of but hell idk about you but id love to create my own skin for my vehicles. Any body or performance mods is probably going too far but id love to see at least a create a skin option or something of that nature. I have seen vehicle customization on other servers so its not impossible but probably very time consuming to develop. Honestly just use someone elses mod idgaf.
- MOVE THE DAMN BLACK MARKET; WHY did they think it was a good idea to have the only two black market dealers in bum fuck nowhere directly on top of each other like really....they've even updated the fields and things and NOBODY said hmm you know what....that's retarded lets move one of them....just sayin.
- Underwater cartel;  >:) okay yea its weird and shit but....SDAR BATTLES UNDERWATER IN A SUNKEN CITY?!?! that's cool idc who you are.
- Make the races and stuff more worthwhile; Rally races are just a meme at this point...but are still hilarious when actually played. Id say just give people more money for it to bring it back a bit.
- Firefighters!; I wouldn't say to give it its own slot but give the medics a perk for it thatll give em a lil fire extinguisher so when you crash a heli and blow up they can come and put the fire out so you don't have to wait and stuff. I think itd add some nice roleplay to the game.
- Tanoa Again; Honestly......I just wanna fuck with cops in Georgetown
- Add another housing option; So you know that new players are always complaining that there are no houses for sale anymore...and theyre right. Now us old heads know that it takes grit and some luck to go out and search for houses, its not impossible to find some good ones you just gotta look but all that aside im thinking that maybe there are some workarounds to these houses that aren't available for purchase at all. For instance you know those building that are like barracks...the air hq processing building. So we've all flown around and noticed that there are some outposts that have not been put to use in the game as well as (Dare I say) domes. So id say make the barracks buildings hold 4 and price them bitches up and domes like 3 but the domes work like sheds and again price them bitches up....like a lot. On another note im probably reaching when I suggest this one but yall know those houses that have the glass windows in the front, maybe MAYBE its possible to make the glass bullet proof to avoid break ins and if they don't have doors maybe add some?? im not too sure about that one but like I said it could help with the housing. OH and the lil damn irrelevant 40ks.......at least let the fuckers have a small container or something lol
- More guns FFS; You cant sit here and tell me that theres not anymore non op fucking weapons they can add to this bitch without relying on Arma updates as an excuse to add them in.....i've seen plenty of other weapons in Arma....add some were tired of the same crap although we all love the mk.
Ill update this more whenever I come up with crap just for some fun discussion.
 
 
 

Could simply make it so medics could scroll wheel next to a vehicle to “Put Out Fire” and have it just delete the vehicle. When it’s on fire there is no repairing it anyway.

Code already exists for Altis Life for casinos, so it wouldn't be hard to implement in game. 

Could add a new cartel too, whoever owns it gets a cut of the money gambled

I had an idea to make a website where there was roulette and slots and poker. And a jackpot for players. Where they would access the chat and trade in let’s say 100k cash to a bot arma account to hold the money. It would go on their account balance on the site and can gamble against others and withdraw whenever they wanted. It’s so much work and I have to learn about coding lol

Yes

Yes

No

Yes but won't happen because other servers already have casinos and devs have denied updates in the past for wanting to be "different" 

No, too much lag

Yes 

No

Yes

Yes

Okay im telling you Strife was the most fun game mode I have seen on Arma in a while! Like okay you guys broke the server by shoveling money at the players but really.....don't take it down....lower the money given.....yes people stopped playing due to this but you gave it no time...I for one would have gladly played it even if I didn't get a cent simply because it was LIIIT.
Bugs don't mean you should give up on the server and nor does lack of players, I don't know why but I feel like im the only person who actually enjoyed playing it instead of just afking in a building to farm money