Le Razoir

Ever wondered what it's like to be in Drunk Squad?
 

@massi
1st video is funny.

supper is ready, if you're still hungry:
 

Denied. Good Luck finding gang. 

And Bamf has just become a co-owner of Asylum with Paratus. It's finally time; all the hard work, sweat, and some tears, Bamf has finally landed a major position as co-lead developer for Asylum. Paratus' is promising big things, the adrenaline is getting to him as he now has someone to help him develop this RP server, and to Bamf. It starts off well for Bamf. He's active with the community talking about changes to ban policies, updating the community on the massive BE kicks, says they plan to work on fixing this. He even breaks it down, gives numbers/insight to the problem until he realizes nothing he has done has mattered. Bohemia make the mistake of saying "it's us, not you" and that's when it starts to go downhill....
Gnashes appears out of nowhere, right beside Bamf's side, "the problem isn't on us, it's Bohemia's fuckup" becomes his go-to line very quickly. He becomes the Sam to Bamf's Frodo willing to help carry the burden of this community. BIS has said they found a fix for the BE kicks, but it fails. Bamf scrambles to Server 4 with its more downtime than uptime, trying his hardest to fix the issues. Gnashes continues to talk about his 60 hour work weeks and why there hasn't been an update for a month or more. Bamf claims he found the solution, remove Server 2, move the S4 information to 2, and that'll solve it. Gnashes gains an extra 50lbs licking up the salt of all the S2 people. Bamf has to scramble frantically to calm the situation... There's talks of an update coming soon.....
But as all good stories go, a simple talent tree for rebels would be too easy. Instead, let's rework how the illegal drug areas work first. Did you spend 800k - 1mil on that 3 crate meth house? that's cute, because fuck you. To add with the RNG of our lootcrate boxes, we wanted to throw some more randomness in there and rework the drug fields. Heroin, coke, and meth all now rotate! And not only that, whenever you're logged in, there's a 100% guarantee it won't be on your side! And server just restarted, so feel free to check back in 3hours from now. The walls of Asylum begin to crumble. People begin to ramble about the recent changes, the constant lag and desync. Talks of another RolePlay Island start to become more than just whispers. People begin to question their allegiance to Asylum, wondering "what's it all for?" 
Then it hits. The news. Rebel. Talent. Tree. It gets announced that it's being worked on. People begin to spam their POGGERS and hope arises. The news of a RBT being worked on spreads far and wide, calling back people who left the world of Asylum to return home. Could this really be it? Could this be true? "Be patient" "stay calm" "it's coming soon" "it's coming September 5" () are on repeat by devs and admins alike. The playerbase begin to grow weary as time moves on with no updates, people are beginning to get skeptical once again... There is only one question that remains...
@Poseidon have you come to save us, or have you doomed us all?
 
 
For the memes, and because my hardcore character died in PoE rip.

I too look down after seeing your portfolio

I played it for 2 hours. It is fun but really hard to survive. 
Keep in mind it is an early release and lots of features are missing or not yet on point, like the PVP...

I played it for 2 hours. It is fun but really hard to survive. 
Keep in mind it is an early release and lots of features are missing or not yet on point, like the PVP...

It's easy af  to survive if you know what you are doing. I just eat the people i kill.

18 hours for release

Oh god. 49 and 51 years old. 
My reflex are nearly dead and im 32.
Gl, i'll maybe show up in teamspeak if you guys are accepted, just to feel younger haha.

Old man need to go. I had so much fun with you guys. I wont make a long post and tag everyone i love but you are welcome to share all the goods moments we had over the past few years.
 
Take care, i love you all. 

Yikes!

@Bcrichjosh hahahahahahah

Even if Mitch is right, Alec can't be ban. His videos are too good

Even if Mitch is right, Alec can't be ban. His videos are too good

dw the grotty gangs on ur gang EXG coming soon dont get 2 hyped up about it

Dont worry, you'll catch us before you know it. 23 years ago I remember Leroy and me getting off of work at night and heading over to his house and linking our Playstation 1's together through a hole in the wall so we could deathmatch each other on Doom while in separate rooms. We would play that shit until 3 and 4 in the morning.
That feels like last week. It goes by in the blink of an eye.

Oh god. 49 and 51 years old. 
My reflex are nearly dead and im 32.
Gl, i'll maybe show up in teamspeak if you guys are accepted, just to feel younger haha.

Oh god. 49 and 51 years old. 
My reflex are nearly dead and im 32.
Gl, i'll maybe show up in teamspeak if you guys are accepted, just to feel younger haha.

Oh god. 49 and 51 years old. 
My reflex are nearly dead and im 32.
Gl, i'll maybe show up in teamspeak if you guys are accepted, just to feel younger haha.

crashing orcas and drinking beer