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Wrong show, mom got me some Mike's Hard Lemonade,  too bad I can't drink any with oxy

My wife almost bought me one on Christmas, but I'd rather wait and get one that has more flight and recording time. It looks fun, and my hobby is metal detecting so it's good to get a birds eye view of places to look for old foundations, roads, trenches, ect.
I'll be joining you soon.
Until then i'm a pretty good APD drone pilot.

Im not going to give you gear but you could sure help me out if you had BH gear.  I have done it in the past, it was kinda of fun tbh.

strip down, you'll be cooler and it'll be less of a struggle for tyrone.

I already feel my frames dropping. I just imagine crashing into a rock because a big ass orca farting green smoke just flew over head

Shoutout to the constables and cadets who play on Server 3 with me. You guys have been doing a good job. Creating fun experiences for civilians!

That was epic
Reminds me of this :

You can hear the exact moment when we both shit our pants. 
I still can't believe how slick that was.
 

So diseased had his wisdom teeth removed this morning....
 
 
The last line was "And she was like, your dick is huge" but of course I shadowplayed it before that 

Do not mind me geeking out and laughing my ass off that this actually worked lol. Hatchback sport Den FTW
Just messing around having fun.
 

This is supposed to simulate life, I shouldn't need to leave my home //

Once in a while I like to take clueless players on "ride alongs", meaning I let them chill with us in the car and let them see what it's like being a cop (unfortunately can't necessarily bring them to feds/banks). Most of them find it enjoyable since a lot of them are waiting to meet the requirements for the APD and just wanna see the different possibilities that Asylum has to offer. 
 
Unfortunately, some of them were harmed in the process, but all in all they have a good time :3

Once in a while I like to take clueless players on "ride alongs", meaning I let them chill with us in the car and let them see what it's like being a cop (unfortunately can't necessarily bring them to feds/banks). Most of them find it enjoyable since a lot of them are waiting to meet the requirements for the APD and just wanna see the different possibilities that Asylum has to offer. 
 
Unfortunately, some of them were harmed in the process, but all in all they have a good time :3

I tweeted "fucking retard, hope you get ebola" to the feminist who started the "shirt gate" bullshit.. For those of you who don't know, shirt gate was an incident where an astrophysicist named Matt Taylor, who landed a space probe on a comet, which is the first time to happen in human history, a literally historic and huge event for the human race; Well, that day Matt decided to wear a shirt which depicted sexy women in bikinis, which sent the femininazis in a rampage.... They literally brought this man to tears over a fucking shirt... But i'm the bad guy....... And don't worry femininazi, the news is there to white knight for ya.
 
 

 

My 2 cents.
 
A decent amount of higherups were very good cops and deserving of the rank, but once they get set back and realize they have some power and "slack off" this is when we get the lame higherups.

Once in a while I like to take clueless players on "ride alongs", meaning I let them chill with us in the car and let them see what it's like being a cop (unfortunately can't necessarily bring them to feds/banks). Most of them find it enjoyable since a lot of them are waiting to meet the requirements for the APD and just wanna see the different possibilities that Asylum has to offer. 
 
Unfortunately, some of them were harmed in the process, but all in all they have a good time :3

You put a suggestion on the forums and it got criticized (all of it negative).  Asylum tends to have some harsh replies (where's atmosphere?) so don't ignite any fights, just make your point and move on. 
Also, the reason you're getting hate now is because you're criticizing other people for how THEY play and what they do with THEIR in game money. 

Constable Sujay:         Besides making me really crave a good tikka, that man is funny as sin when processing people, and definitely has a good heart and he always gives people the benefit of the doubt before i crash our car :'(
 
 
 

In an effort to improve the opinion of the APD that a lot of civs have I thought I would make a post on ways, in my opinion, to improve the relationship between the police force and the civilians. Nothing I say in this post is law, nothing is "calling anybody out", and I am not saying these things are the only ways to interact with civilians. Feel free to add anything to this, either things you do or your thoughts on the post. Ideas will be broken up into the key subject in bold and an explanation beneath it. For those of you that just want to get to the point you can skip the next paragraph. 
To explain what I mean by the opinion of the APD I will break it down. Civilians often feel the APD is just there to issue tickets and that we do not really care about them or their well-being. The job of a police officer is not just to catch criminals but also to help the population. The police force is a main piece of the server that will in a large part determine how popular it is. If all we were here to do is issue tickets then the developers would have just made ticket amounts come directly out of the persons account or send them to jail if they could not pay it. The police force is here to battle the gangs, protect the civilians from the gangs and each other, provide balance on the server to keep it from turning into chaos, and to allow the people of the island to feel a certain degree of safety and even importance. The reason I say importance is because without the civilians Asylum would be no more. I feel the importance is an issue we need to step up our game on. With that being said, on with the post. 
Respond to 911 calls. Civilians send 911 calls for a reason, they expect a response. Always try to respond to a 911 call with a text telling them if you can or can not respond. Often times if all officers are busy I will send the person a text telling them we are not able to respond at the moment due to this reason but we will try to respond as soon as we can. If it takes very long I will even send them another message telling them we have not forgotten their call. If you notice another officer is near the call alert the officer to it, tell them the call that just came in is near them and see if they can respond to it and then notify the civilian. If a civilian is stuck somewhere and messages the police for a ride always try to help them out, even if it means pulling a helicopter.  Engage in RP with civs in your area. Often times if I get out of my car in a city when I am not in a pursuit I will immediately ask the surround civs how their day is going, this will always lead to more conversation. Avoiding conversation with civs makes them feel like you don't care about them. If you are talking to someone and you need to leave for something tell them you would stay and chat but your assistance is needed elsewhere. Another great way I have found to gain some respect from civilians is to ask them if they think the APD is doing a good job, how the force could improve, and if they feel safe. I tell them their opinions will not be held against them in any way and it is shocking how many people will actually be serious about it and tell me what they think. Always give civilians a chance to explain their actions. It is tempting to be strict with someone when they have done something against you but try not to. If someone is being rude try to rp with them why they are in such a bad mood and that you are just trying to do your job and keep the island safe. If they are violent with officers ask them why. It is almost always possible to get someone that is being uncooperative to turn their attitude around. *Here is another post I made with a tip to do that  Remember someones ticket should be reduced just for not making you chase them. If you ask someone to stop or siren and they do then go easy on them. I am not saying do not try to rp, always try to rp. Even if someone has a 300k bounty always allow them the chance to explain their actions. I know a lot of gang members don't bother trying to rp because in the past they have rped a story for 20 mins just to have their 200k ticket dropped to 100k which they still wont pay. If you really think their story is not going anywhere try to avoid letting them waste a bunch of their time but do it in a respectful way. But otherwise give them a chance to explain themselves.  Do not restrain a civilian as soon as you start talking to them. I have heard a lot of civilians complain that as soon as an officer walks up to them and says sir you are wanted the officer restrains them. If the person is being cooperative and did not try to run from you there is no reason to restrain them until you need to issue them a ticket or search them (I normally do not search unless i caught them breaking a law). If I need to restrain someone to do something when they are being cooperative I always warn them first that I need to do so for this reason.  If someone is turning themself in and combat breaks out for an unrelated reason unrestrain them somewhere safe. This way if all officers die the person is not stranded there handcuffed. Remember a person in handcuffs is unable to use their phone. You can always meet up with them after the combat has been resolved.  Do not hold grudges against gangs. Gangs are a necessary part of the game. As a police officer you signed up for combat and to deal with general trollery. If a gang starts seeming hostile with cops it is probably a sign they do not feel they are being treated fairly. Always try to explain to people the reason why they are restrained, being issued a ticket, or receiving any other sort of punishment.  Always try to get people processed as soon as you can. Nobody likes to just be standing around waiting to be ticketed or sent to jail. The longer a person waits the more aggravated they will be. If somebody does have to wait a while explain to them why. Remember they are playing this game for enjoyment so their time has to be somewhat valuable to you.  Try to explain the severity of their crimes in an RP way. This is a topic to have fun with. If you catch someone robbing a gas station ask them why are they taking money from this family owned business. If they are speeding ask them if they realize they are endangering the lives of not only themselves but also the plant life, wildlife and other residents of the island. If they murdered someone ask if they ever considered the persons family and that now you will have to notify the victims wife that her husband won't be coming home. The possibilities are endless.  Make people think that their time is valuable to you. Do not keep someone in a situation they do not enjoy for any longer than you can help. Try not to keep people waiting any longer than you can help. If somebody has been kept waiting for an extended period of time don't be afraid to take some money off their ticket for their patience. If I ever make a mistake I try to compensate the person for it. Just the other night I accidentally took a player's drivers license so I paid for it and gave him extra for his time to have to go get another. In some cases the persons time to replace something can be more valuable than the items lost.  These are just some things I do. I am not saying everyone has to do it, I am just making people aware. A good experience today plants the seed for a good experience tomorrow. Remember the civilians can make our job fun and they can also make it miserable. I believe a good standing with the civilians will make the game more enjoyable for everybody. And I really believe the reason the APD was put in this game was to keep the game enjoyable for everyone (to a point). So this is the end of my long post. I hope some people get some inspiration out of it and I hope it in some way helps the servers. Thank you anyone who took the time to read this. Feel free to leave other tips you might have or questions in the comments. 

You put a suggestion on the forums and it got criticized (all of it negative).  Asylum tends to have some harsh replies (where's atmosphere?) so don't ignite any fights, just make your point and move on. 
Also, the reason you're getting hate now is because you're criticizing other people for how THEY play and what they do with THEIR in game money. 

No

The last thing the APD needs to be doing is giving out money like the American government gives out food-stamps to it's fellow citizens without question. When I joined as a new player, I received nothing and if anything died more times with items that could be sold for money than I did actually making in the end. Asylum isn't a charity for new people, it's successful RP server.....or....it's a successful life server because of it's simplicity and gang structure, but what makes it more mesmerizing is the risk factor. The risk of going out to mine for diamonds or certain ores, or to solo doing drugs, it's the adrenaline rush new people get when they first join asylum that keeps them coming back in the end. Giving them what is suppose to come across as rare or hard, only makes their joy for asylum burn out quicker.

You put a suggestion on the forums and it got criticized (all of it negative).  Asylum tends to have some harsh replies (where's atmosphere?) so don't ignite any fights, just make your point and move on. 
Also, the reason you're getting hate now is because you're criticizing other people for how THEY play and what they do with THEIR in game money. 

All I want is this:

Perfect for traffic stops/checkpoints!

You can't really make fun of someone for using a damn gun...
While I prefer the MXM, the Mk20 is quite useful close quarters. 
ANYWAYS, while I do enjoy giving money away as a career cop, I wouldn't just do it out of the blue. If someone came up to me and talked to me about being a newly registered citizen of Altis after moving away from Zimbabwe (he had a decent accent) for 15 minutes, I'd give them a good $25k. What I'm saying is, encourage roleplay. 
One thing I did encourage before the Asylum attacks was that officers try to take away bounties of about $50k or less from bounty hunters and pay the hunter, then process the suspect as normal. This way, both ends are satisfied, and nobody has to go to jail for killing someone in self defense. 
Your intentions are virtuous but unrealistic, unfortunately. 
And you shouldn't be awarded for doing good deeds, IMO.