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Idea to help keep people in cities to so new players have higher chance see people, and have 1 more thing to do when sitting in town SQ talkin the shit. 

Idfk copy paste that b**** from airport

A recent discovery made by Altis Excavators revealed a surplus of uranium within the island. The demand for uranium has risen over the past year due to recent conflicts with neighboring countries. A new method of enriching uranium for a more stable and volatile resource has been developed to satisfy demand:
Gather your Hydrogen and Unprocessed Uranium Head over to the Nuclear Power Plant and Process your Uranium Head to the Uranium Enricher with both materials (Hydrogen and Uranium) to enrich your Uranium Sell it to the Wongs Dealer ($1,200 ea) or keep it to be used as a premium crafting material (Sui Vests, RPG Shells).     
Be careful, prolonged time inside of the Nuclear Power Plant is detrimental to your health and increased radiation exposure will result in you suffering from adverse side effects and cause your body to emit a green glow. A special suit has been designed to maintain the toxic levels of radiation. Obtain this suit by crafting 550 processed enriched uranium (Seasonal Quest). Once obtained, while processing wearing this special suit your enrichment speed will increase by 15%.  However with the increased activity at the nuclear power plant, the APD has confidential informants in the area. If spotted enriching uranium there is a chance the APD can be alerted to your activites so stay vigilant. The APD also has a no-tolerance policy in effect for any enrichers that are caught enriching uranium whilst wearing a Green Enriching Suit. If you are caught wearing the Green Enriching Suit, you will be charged with Consipiracy to Fabricate Nuclear Materials ($25,000 Charge) and sent straight to jail.
 
 
 
TL;DR
Adding a secondary material (Hydrogen) to Uranium processing in exchange to create a more vaulable resource than can be sold for a higher price or used in premium crafting. Craft ~550 of the Enriched Uranium to unlock access to a purchaseable Green Entity Suit (Enriching Suit) to gain a small buff (10-15%) process time however run the risk of being sent straight to jail if caught by cops while wearing the suit regardless if you are using it process or not.

This server is dead bro. In large part due to the fact that player reports have been weaponized. Rules are too strict and too fucking lame.
When there's more people getting ban messages in chat than players connected to the server then there's a problem with your rules.
 
COMP
All players should have 10 minutes after harming another player's experience due to them breaking the rules to fairly compensate them. After wronging a player you have 10 minutes to negotiate a fair price for compensation, if a fair price cannot be met then a player report will be submitted. Prior to submitting a player report, a player should remain on the server for 10 minutes. During that 10 minutes the player should attempt to settle with the player who wronged them by negotiating a fair price for compensation. If negotiation of a fair price for compensation cannot be met or the 10 minutes after the incident has passed then the player can submit a player report. Currently this server has a problem with player reports being weaponized, here is an example: There is 2 players: Player A Player B Player A hates Player B. Player B makes an honest mistake and accidentally RDMs Player A. Player A immediately disconnects to prevent Player B from sending them comp because they would rather get Player B banned. If you disconnect before 10 minutes or otherwise deny compensation then your player report should be invalid. VDM
Bring back rolling barricades Using your vehicle to stop another vehicle shouldn't be considered VDM if: The driver/passengers are not harmed The vehicle is not destroyed New VDM criteria To submit a VDM report the following criteria should be met: A player struck either you, or your vehicle with their vehicle Resulted in the loss of: Life - You died as a result of their VDM Property - Your vehicle was destroyed as a result of their VDM Monetary Gain - Their VDM prevented you from obtaining a monetary gain (IE: You're running to a suitcase of dropped cash and someone runs you over, preventing you from getting it Significant Time - You being prevented from playing the game due to a player continuously VDMing you, making you lose time Allowing players to use their vehicle as a weapon against players who are currently shooting at them If you are in a vehicle and another player is currently shooting at you then you should be allowed to use your vehicle as a weapon against them, even if they're not currently blocking your path of travel. This is enabling the choice of either Fight or Flight. Some people will opt to fight which has more risk on their part because they're getting closer to the person shooting at them. Other people will opt for flight and attempt to evade, both are perfectly realistic choices which should be allowed here as well. RDM
Accidentally downing a player (and suffering no consequences from the time being unconscious) should not be enforced for RDM. Like my above suggestion for the VDM criteria the RDM criteria should be the same: Life - You died as a result of their RDM Property - Your vehicle was destroyed as a result of their RDM Monetary Gain - Their RDM prevented you from obtaining a monetary gain (IE: You're running to a suitcase of dropped cash and someone downs you, preventing you from getting it Significant Time - You being prevented from playing the game due to a player continuously downing you, making you lose time So if you were downed, but were never restrained, never missed out on an opportunity for monetary gain, and didn't lose a significant amount of time (due to being downed more than once) then you shouldn't have any need to make a player report.  
When you ban people for stupid shit you do realize they just go play Olympus right?
and dont be a little bitch and lock my post immediately
 
i know how u shallow ego bitches are

WHY THE FUCK DO I STILL HAVE AN IPHONE 5 AS MY PHONE IN GAME??? ONLY POOR BROKIES HAVE HOME BUTTONS ON THEIR PHONES IN 2024. WE WANT AN UPGRADE!!!

WHY THE FUCK DO I STILL HAVE AN IPHONE 5 AS MY PHONE IN GAME??? ONLY POOR BROKIES HAVE HOME BUTTONS ON THEIR PHONES IN 2024. WE WANT AN UPGRADE!!!

WHY THE FUCK DO I STILL HAVE AN IPHONE 5 AS MY PHONE IN GAME??? ONLY POOR BROKIES HAVE HOME BUTTONS ON THEIR PHONES IN 2024. WE WANT AN UPGRADE!!!

WHY THE FUCK DO I STILL HAVE AN IPHONE 5 AS MY PHONE IN GAME??? ONLY POOR BROKIES HAVE HOME BUTTONS ON THEIR PHONES IN 2024. WE WANT AN UPGRADE!!!

There'd be 3 people left on the server

There is a 99% chance this is going to get immediately shut down by one of the devs over some bs reason but ill suggest this anyways:
 
Add in more houses available to buy. Let people buy abandoned houses or the stone houses that don't have doors or the slum shacks scattered around the map. Market price can be half of what their non-abandoned counterpart house would be and then be set to be a 1C (or even 0.5C) for all I care, idgaf just add them in. There are towns around the map that literally have more abandoned houses than actual homes to buy and I want to be the proud owner of a fucking crack house.
 
#MakeAsylumGreatAgain

You’re welcome
 

You would still be able to spawn in it. Who says you cant sleep on the floor in the trap house?

You would still be able to spawn in it. Who says you cant sleep on the floor in the trap house?

You would still be able to spawn in it. Who says you cant sleep on the floor in the trap house?

You would still be able to spawn in it. Who says you cant sleep on the floor in the trap house?

There is a 99% chance this is going to get immediately shut down by one of the devs over some bs reason but ill suggest this anyways:
 
Add in more houses available to buy. Let people buy abandoned houses or the stone houses that don't have doors or the slum shacks scattered around the map. Market price can be half of what their non-abandoned counterpart house would be and then be set to be a 1C (or even 0.5C) for all I care, idgaf just add them in. There are towns around the map that literally have more abandoned houses than actual homes to buy and I want to be the proud owner of a fucking crack house.
 
#MakeAsylumGreatAgain

There is a 99% chance this is going to get immediately shut down by one of the devs over some bs reason but ill suggest this anyways:
 
Add in more houses available to buy. Let people buy abandoned houses or the stone houses that don't have doors or the slum shacks scattered around the map. Market price can be half of what their non-abandoned counterpart house would be and then be set to be a 1C (or even 0.5C) for all I care, idgaf just add them in. There are towns around the map that literally have more abandoned houses than actual homes to buy and I want to be the proud owner of a fucking crack house.
 
#MakeAsylumGreatAgain

There is a 99% chance this is going to get immediately shut down by one of the devs over some bs reason but ill suggest this anyways:
 
Add in more houses available to buy. Let people buy abandoned houses or the stone houses that don't have doors or the slum shacks scattered around the map. Market price can be half of what their non-abandoned counterpart house would be and then be set to be a 1C (or even 0.5C) for all I care, idgaf just add them in. There are towns around the map that literally have more abandoned houses than actual homes to buy and I want to be the proud owner of a fucking crack house.
 
#MakeAsylumGreatAgain

There is a 99% chance this is going to get immediately shut down by one of the devs over some bs reason but ill suggest this anyways:
 
Add in more houses available to buy. Let people buy abandoned houses or the stone houses that don't have doors or the slum shacks scattered around the map. Market price can be half of what their non-abandoned counterpart house would be and then be set to be a 1C (or even 0.5C) for all I care, idgaf just add them in. There are towns around the map that literally have more abandoned houses than actual homes to buy and I want to be the proud owner of a fucking crack house.
 
#MakeAsylumGreatAgain

There is a 99% chance this is going to get immediately shut down by one of the devs over some bs reason but ill suggest this anyways:
 
Add in more houses available to buy. Let people buy abandoned houses or the stone houses that don't have doors or the slum shacks scattered around the map. Market price can be half of what their non-abandoned counterpart house would be and then be set to be a 1C (or even 0.5C) for all I care, idgaf just add them in. There are towns around the map that literally have more abandoned houses than actual homes to buy and I want to be the proud owner of a fucking crack house.
 
#MakeAsylumGreatAgain

There is a 99% chance this is going to get immediately shut down by one of the devs over some bs reason but ill suggest this anyways:
 
Add in more houses available to buy. Let people buy abandoned houses or the stone houses that don't have doors or the slum shacks scattered around the map. Market price can be half of what their non-abandoned counterpart house would be and then be set to be a 1C (or even 0.5C) for all I care, idgaf just add them in. There are towns around the map that literally have more abandoned houses than actual homes to buy and I want to be the proud owner of a fucking crack house.
 
#MakeAsylumGreatAgain

Here are our Winners!,
Prizes have not been given yet, We will try to have everything out to everyone this weekend.
If you won something that is "of your choice", ie. crate keys, camo bundle etc. PM me asap with what you would like.
if you won cop prestige, but are not a corporal+ and would prefer 25,000 honor or infamy instead, please pm me.

Asylum Gold Items:
2 Winners x 6 Months of Asylum Plus
@HUNTE
@Kasim Tariq
 
4 Winners x 3 Months of Asylum Plus
@Yamborghini
@Nikkii
@Alex.
@WastedMike
 
15 Winners x 1 month of Asylum Plus
@Patrick Swayze
@manhua
@RWB
@Aslan
@Rustmaan
@Bag Of Funyuns
@PLATINUM
@Samperino
@UberGaming
@COSTCO
@Pinkinator
@ZNAKE
@Torch
@bread_
@Boomerman
Donor levels: $ Amount added to your donor level.
1 Winner x Donor Level 8
@MarchingBands
 
1 Winner x Donor level 7
@Elijah A. Snider
 
1 Winner x Donor level 6
@Matttt
 
1 Winner x Donor level 5
@Jarvis0101
 
1 Winner x Donor level 4
@cats
 
1 Winner x Donor level 3
@Kircheis
 
1 Winner x Donor level 2
@Chase Gustavsen
 
1 Winner x Donor level 1
@Despair
 
15 Winners x 10 crate keys of your choice
@Lucien
@Acceptable
@Brookesy
@Maxx__
@Filiip
@Adam:)
@Tarzan
@Spark145
@khicl
@garph
@Scruggs
@DandyBandit
@MR.lei
@Ryloh
@Quinn
 
5 Winners x 2200 Asylum Gold
@phoenix.
@Richardw577
@OB1
@sproket
@Frenchy
 
10 Winners x Camo bundle of your choosing
@curley
@keNNzo
@spectre_bass
@MoLu.
@LK,
@Phillian
@MagicSpoon
@Fatpills17
@Bilbo Baggins
@Obvious_User
 
4 Winners x 25,000 Asylum Points
@Big fart
@Archangel
@SheepDawg
@shxdow

In Game Items:
2 Winners x Mar-10
@B. Stevens
@Stretch
2 Winners x SPMG
@Ty-Neadick
@shawn
 
1 Winner x M320 LRR + MOS scope
@Bully
 
1 Winner x lynx + MOS scope
@rockarhyme
 
2 Winners x Cyrus
@CamMan
@El chapo
 
10 Winners x Ifrit
@killer11
@Donk
@Mr.bean
@MrMandolorian69
@Rocketneo
@Oskarr
@Chris Peacock
@GravL
@Carterr
@Wrekz
 
5 Winners x 750k Cash
@Austin Suda
@XTRMINATE
@TNT
@zdeat
@Twisted01
 
10 Winners x 100k Blood Money
@.Shy
@SuspectDrake
@weiwei7777
@Kawaii
@Beardog
@hosick35
@TransicK
@FilipinoBusinessman
@Ruffian
@daniee
3 Winners x Ghosthawk, civ, cop, or medic (rank doesn’t matter) PM ME WITH WHAT FACTION YOU WANT IT ON
@pan fried
@Ahm2d
@OLL13
5 Winners x 1 next token of their choice
@Repto
@Yung Tommy
@Fried Rice
@StefanTheOne
@Woohoo544
 
5 Winners x 50,000 prestige on cop
@The Living Man
@EdSweet
@NewYork718
@Lalor
@Farmer Steve
 
5 Winners x 25,000 honor
@Alec-I
@Macca394
@KrazyKnight
@Jade Darkstar
@TheRealKiwi
 
5 Winners x 25,000 Infamy
@Moto Moto 
 @Mr. Chow
@jsj
@dajian
@luxusbarrel

This thread is retarded and wouldnt even exist if snoop would just go outside and touch some fucking grass

This thread is retarded and wouldnt even exist if snoop would just go outside and touch some fucking grass

This thread is retarded and wouldnt even exist if snoop would just go outside and touch some fucking grass