pan fried

Our new Gov.
 

Brilliant

 

This is partly satire, and not a thread complaining about the update. 

Pls no lock mods, as I worked hard on this. 
 
 

Although Gnashes can be annoying sometimes, this server would be SO fucking shit without him banning havlf the cunts who dupe to fuck everyones day over.

Reduce the price of Turtle meat, But add the option to Process it and 2 new locations 1 somewhere near Pygros and 1 Somewhere near Kavala "Wong's Kitchen" Once Processed you receive "Turtle Soup" which will sell somewhere in the range of 20-40% more than the current turtle meat prices
Turf/Cartel Flags will mechanically Lower/Raise every 10% So attacking team can see the cap progress 
Medics should be paid similar to the way delivery missions are paid out With a base price of $800, then recieve a bonus for EA km traveled..
Add hellcat for medics (remove option to lockpick) 
Increase respawn timer from 5min to 7.5min
Add MRCO to bounty hunter shop
Increase cops option to respawn to 1min
Increase Violated Parole bounty to 4.5k / And give you permanent fatigue until you are cleared of your bounty
Relocate OIL cartel, Add a Helipad. Automatically add RUBBER over a period of time (2 rubber every 30mins) (South of chopshop?)
Keep the group limit 10, but make it a 1:1 ratio once more than 10 cops are on, for a max of 15 group/gang members 
Add Submarine SWAT for prison breaks
Add a turf to DP11
Remove one of the Hydrogen Sulfates on the western side of map and replace it with a Coal Mine, take the Coal and Process it at a Coal crushing plant into Fine Coal, then sold to a power plant.

Welcome all pilots of Asylum
 
 
It is finally happening! This has been widely requested for a while now and I am here to say ITS HAPPENING!
 
 
All you have to do is copy and paste the following format into a reply to this topic to enter yourself into the Airshow. Our judges are still TBA, but we will be judging on three categories. Takeoff/landing, style, and overall pilot skills. We will allow you to use any vehicle that’s ALREADY ON OUR SERVERS! So get in there and practice, practice, practice!
 
 
APPLICATION FORMAT:
 
 
Why do you want to be Asylums next top pilot?
How many hours would you say you have flying on Arma?
Would you say you are the best in our community?
What will you do with the money if you win.
 
 
Prizes:
1st) 250K (Ts tag that will say “Top Gun”)
2nd) 150K
3rd) 100K
 
 
RULES:
 
1)                       Please be respectful to your event coordinator. This person will have the right to remove you from the event at their discretion.
2)                       Do not flame this post with anything other than kindness and unicorns. If we get HAPlocked I will Rekt you M9.
3)                       Please do not message anyone, but TRAV about this event if you have questions concerning this event!
Date:
Saturday May 21st, 2016
As always, make sure to leave a like to show your support for what we do here.
Let me again note this is the first time ever that you will be given a special tag on TeamSpeak if you win.

you should have just lied about your age like the rest of them  
 
 
 
now it's too late 

you should have just lied about your age like the rest of them  
 
 
 
now it's too late 

you should have just lied about your age like the rest of them  
 
 
 
now it's too late 

Please remember to follow the rules that the admins before you have placed. Dont start making up your own rules and adding your own opinion to them. Its getting kind of old having to go to CM's because of everyones different flavor of a rule now. The admins / CM's before you have set the course , follow it please. No hate, just its kind of silly for everyone to have there own spin on a rule and we all have to go to @bamf to fix non sense.

 
some clips over the past few days, most of these are me going solo or only 2 of us
 
hope you guys enjoy!

no, this is  ...
 

it gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside ... isn't that enough?

1/10 troll 0/10 human being