Murmurs

You only encountered 5 rdmers in 2 days!? 
Damn, the servers HAVE improved!!!

You only encountered 5 rdmers in 2 days!? 
Damn, the servers HAVE improved!!!

And server restart in 10min message pops up right after

So Ive played alot of rebel and cop (Mostly Rebel) in my 2 years here and for the last month / two Ive only played cop due to bordem. I can say a few things ive come to acnowledge.
1. The bank is broken for rebels.
2. The fed is broken for cops
3. The prison is boring for everyone
4. Most shit is balanced. Theres a reason you only get 10 members in a group cap its because every god damn bullet one taps a cop and the comms are unorganized.
5. Any cop not buying an MX is a peice of shit because we make a killing even if we bought an mx every loadout.
6. Any Rebel that complains when getting downed makes him self look like an ass hole. We came to the event you did because we have to, not because i woke up and said hey i want to fuck that kid over whos getting dirty money
 

http://www.gaming-asylum.com/portfolio-view/paramedics/
 
 
The most overhyped and irrelevant job in the game!

All the RP animations I need are the 7.62 bullets flying from my gun

You are a monster!!

Working as intended guys, fewer pixels = higher FPS! ARMA 3, soon to be run off Minecraft engine

My favorite thing on rebel is fighting cops. It's way more exhilarating than popping cocaine gatherers at 300m. It's a relatively easy fight unless grossly outnumbered at start and doing tactical extractions or exfiltrations while supporting your teams retreat is what makes it fun. 
If you just camp your OP green tower or whatever and expect the cops to just give up, that's your own tactical failure. Sometimes YOU need to be the one to get the hell out

I heard if you do 5 separate posts with @HapHazard linked, you get faster admin response.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Working as intended guys, fewer pixels = higher FPS! ARMA 3, soon to be run off Minecraft engine

My favorite thing on rebel is fighting cops. It's way more exhilarating than popping cocaine gatherers at 300m. It's a relatively easy fight unless grossly outnumbered at start and doing tactical extractions or exfiltrations while supporting your teams retreat is what makes it fun. 
If you just camp your OP green tower or whatever and expect the cops to just give up, that's your own tactical failure. Sometimes YOU need to be the one to get the hell out

Eff ya'll. This dude is happy he hit jackpot. Don't grief him! grats dude. I have yet to win. But then again, I don't play asylum...

Levi! Noooo! I know my leaving was devastating for you, especially after you domed me in my car, picked the lock, and then resuscitated me after a feeling of guilt took over only to get attacked by a cadet I had thrown out of the car 5 min and 1km back, lol.
I did enjoy playing with you while I was around, you were very fair in all facets. I particularly loved talking to you because you have the most gentle voice of anyone I know. I could never keep a straight face when you were delicately talking down 12 manslaughters and robberies and execution charges with this giant MK18 on your back...still found it hard to punish you

I will miss you all, a lot. I've had so many great moments with you all. But to be honest some parts of the community have become very toxic and very drama saturated lol. And I really don't want to be dragged into those messes. <3

3000 hours approx. on ASYLUM. A bit too long it seems
https://gyazo.com/897d7a485e192ff96068e1442d50008c
 

I still can not believe you left. My heart was bleeding and I honestly wanted to go back on a killing spree, but then I remembered I promised you not to do that so... yeah <3 Much love to you Murmurs! You better not be a stranger buddy!

PS: Next time drop cadets further away!

Levi! Noooo! I know my leaving was devastating for you, especially after you domed me in my car, picked the lock, and then resuscitated me after a feeling of guilt took over only to get attacked by a cadet I had thrown out of the car 5 min and 1km back, lol.
I did enjoy playing with you while I was around, you were very fair in all facets. I particularly loved talking to you because you have the most gentle voice of anyone I know. I could never keep a straight face when you were delicately talking down 12 manslaughters and robberies and execution charges with this giant MK18 on your back...still found it hard to punish you

That fall back, lol

Light the hap signal!
@HapHazard

The contradictions are just so blatant and ridiculous it's almost funny.
"Gangs don't have anyone to fight and it's boring", except that "Gangs are afraid to fight each other" : "Increase group size to 12-13"...so we can't fight other gang's because we are scared, wtf?
Increase money cap to 5mil. Ok, so you max out 5 mil and blow it all doing dumb shit, now you spend 5 days building up 1mil a day. Orrrrrrrr you blow 1mil cap and spend 1 day grinding back up. The math is the same, you just want deeper pockets, which in turn means less value of life and YOLO moments.

These topics are funny. Rebel is EZmode dude. I'd take rebel scenarios over cop any day, they are way more fun.

These topics are funny. Rebel is EZmode dude. I'd take rebel scenarios over cop any day, they are way more fun.

These topics are funny. Rebel is EZmode dude. I'd take rebel scenarios over cop any day, they are way more fun.

Dear god. I got aids just from trying to figure out why you both are bickering!

FBI does more than just investigate. They run raids, have their own swat teams, use shotguns, m4s, sniper rifles, etc. Just pistols for normal patrol, like a cop

FBI does more than just investigate. They run raids, have their own swat teams, use shotguns, m4s, sniper rifles, etc. Just pistols for normal patrol, like a cop