EvilCorp

He has the voice of an angel
 

 

I'm talking about after that

The Chum Bucket. 
It has many negative reviews. Even the owner of the company hates it.

Are you fucking shitting me?
I could never get that lucky.  Normally the oil barrel just flies off the boat randomly and blows up my Orca.
 
The chances of this happening are practically 1 in a billion.

I spoke with the guy it killed and the oil barrel flew 13km all the way to donor town killing Rahim at the garage

You probably just witnessed an event that has like a 0.0000000001% chance of happening

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IM A FUCKEN DICK

Your *
 
God dammit viking!

if you need video intros. i made this like 7 months ago https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzliH51HwzeXaUFYTUJYRWltZm8/view?usp=sharing

I got them gold doubloons and silver pieces from this mornings event!!!!!!!!!!

   I have decided to step down from admin in addition to the other recent resignations. I became an admin because i wanted to give back to the community, i feel that i have had some amazing times here on asylum. Hopefully i have created fun times for those who interacted with me. Over time i did become a little jaded due to things going on within the staff that just weren't healthy for the community. There have definitely been some times where I could have acted better and I apologize to anyone who may have encountered that with me.
   There are some changes recently that i feel are going to be great for Asylum (congrats to KBW for finally being able to contribute), and there are some not so great changes. There are lots of things internally that need fixed for the staff. I know that some of the other admins who recently left feel a similar way about everything. Thanks for the good times and maybe I will see some of you around.

First off, @KBW has joined our team as our first contributing developer.  Most of the items in this patch are fixes he implemented this week.  Make sure to thank him as he put in a ton of effort.  
With that being said, here are this week's patch notes:  
Players in groups will now receive a gang or group tag indicating what group they are currently in Y menu items should no longer collide with vehicles after a player dies inside the vehicle Y menu items will now remain on elevated surfaces when dropped due to player death Driving while restrained is no longer possible Medics and cops can now pull unconscious players from vehicles Added a new talent "Jaws of Life" that allows a civilian to pull an unconscious player from a vehicle An exploit related to the clothing shop has been fixed "Out of stock" pricing now works as expected 911 map marker from phone calls will only display if you are the dispatcher Issuing parole to a detained suspect now has a confirmation dialogue Cop vehicle searches will now only seize illegal contraband Only one person may withdraw money from a gang bank at a time Added additional checks to prevent some duping methods Boats may now be chopped (yes, someone tried this) Being revived by someone who is not a "professional" will immediately set your health to 75% You will receive a confirmation dialogue when leaving a gang When you are at war with someone in a vehicle, that vehicle's occupants will now show as red to you Ammunition count in magazines will now sync when you logout Ammunition may no longer be refilled at clothing shops The game will now sync all 3 axis (you can sync on top of buildings now) When you log in near the rebel outpost, any players already there will receive a notification that you logged in nearby. Being killed by the APD should now pardon you automatically An exploit related to blood bagging has been fixed Custom placed houses will now function much more reliably The weed field should now accurately show whether or not weed is illegal Seizing illegal items will now properly add to the officer's bank account (instead of subtracting from the account) Fixed an exploit related to repairing vehicles The gunner of an armed offroad will now be charged in the deaths he causes As you can see it has been a busy week.  We will be rolling the patch out shortly.  

ohh, edgy!

 

Bush did 7/10

 
 
We're running out of good ones, boys.   

 

Holy, first goldy now Buck and Killswitch damn....

Thanks for the kind words. But it was time. I'm just too busy. Maybe one day when my schedule is a little less crazy I'll prostrate myself before Olio and Volunteer and see if they'll have me back. But I have a feeling we'll all be playing identity by then.....or hiding in fallout shelters post 2016 presidential election.....interpret that however you see fit. 

 

u too late
and bitch why did you step down
ur my favourite admin
marry me

Just for fun, let's all send Killswitch admin related questions forever. Speaking of which, my quadbike blew up when I rammed a police helicopter, can I have comp? hahaha
EDIT: Just to be on the safe side, that was a joke. Don't ram helicopters.

Dudes and Dudettes,
I have stepped down from the Asylum Admin Team and back into the Asylum Community. So please don't PM me anymore for Admin shit, send all that to @Volunteer281 :-D

See you on the servers! :-P
-KS