Miller.

@Cliff. decided I didn't need to have this hunter anymore.

Counting the times this has been made 

@Mitch (IFRIT)

Ok you guys got what you wanted, 2 completely packed servers. Now open one of them back up? I find it frustrating to have been sitting here the past 15 minutes slamming on my space bar trying to get into the server. If your going to keep it like this they add another 20 slots or something for vip, i dont care i just dont want to be waiting
 
https://gyazo.com/b5ed2dafaa92ae91def3b6b3965a2c92

This is the internet. If you take things to literal in life maybe dont be on it.

The first sexual assault allegation I have actually believed because... hey there's proof!

All the celebrities coming out and revealing they were victims of sexual assault has given me the courage to come forward. 

#metoo

But I love kavala

You're shit

you seem like the type of child that was allowed to have forks inside a room filled with sockets.


where are your parents?

What it's like playing with @Maxime and @Ken.. 
 
edit: This is all from ONE night
and @BishopActual and @Connor O'Neill can come too

this is a video game, you are a 16 year old with a rough social life so you take things out on other people on the internet, i get it, it's rough. 
how 'bout you come up with a new insult instead of spewing the same retarded bullshit everyone you look up to says. you try to validate yourself through the internet for some reason, whether it be because your cock doesn't work, or the last "friend" you had blocked on on snapchat finally, get the fuck over yourself.
i've been up for 30 hours and i've  enjoyed this "debate" if you could even call it that. it's like having a conversation with a low functioning autistic monkey that has tourettes .
i'm done for the night.
@Bishop i'm tagging you in.
 
 
 

No.

Check out The Altis News Network and its first episode!
 

Completely stupid thing to do. OP, you're on the fast track to winning a Darwin Award .

Sorry for the awful formatting Currently can't find a way to apply the formatting I have on the original. 
Here is a link to the original made by me.  
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Fmp54S5lkg1KHPYdyrAXM-CcgOGLAt8Tc-nZQZQlvqo/edit#gid=0
Asylum Life Weapons Gun Base Price Legality Ammunition type Muzzle Velocity Rate of fire Civilian Pm $1,000 Legal 9mm 400 400 Rook-40 1,500 Legal 9mm 450 600 ACP-C2 3,750 Legal .45 ACP 280 462 PDW 2000 6,250 Legal 9mm 420 1101 SDAR 4,000 Illegal 5.56 DP 0 600 Flare Starter Gun 500 Legal 6rd Signal 240 240 Bounty Hunter (firearms licence+bounty hunter licences req.) P07 $1,000 Legal 9mm R 410 462 Sting 4,730 Legal 9mm R 370 1101 Vermin SMG 6,000 Legal .45 ACP R 280 1200 TRG-20 7,000 Legal 5.56 R 840 750 MXC 7,000 Legal 6.5 R 720 625 MX 7,000 Legal 6.5 R 800 625 Rebel Rook-40 $1,500 Legal 9mm 450 600 ACP-C2 3,750 Legal .45 ACP 280 462 PDW 2000 6,250 Legal 9mm 420 1101 Zubr 3,500 Illegal .45 ACP 420 231 Vermin SMG 6,000 Illegal .45 ACP 280 1200 Protector 6,000 Illegal 9mm 375 896 SDAR 4,000 Illegal 5.56 DP 0 600 SPAR-16 5,000 Illegal 5.56 800 857 MK20c 5,000 Illegal 5.56 900 857 MK20 5,000 Illegal 5.56 820 857 TRG-21 5,000 Illegal 5.56 920 750 AKS-74U 4,000 Illegal 5.45 735 706 Car-95 4,000 Illegal 5.8 930 652 Katiba 7,500 Illegal 6.5 900 800 Katiba Carbine 5,676 Illegal 6.5 820 800 RPG-7 10,000 Illegal PG-7VM 30 1 AKM 6,895 Illegal 7.62 715 600 AK-12 11,900 Illegal 7.62 900 600 Rahim 6,250 Illegal 7.62 900 698 Mk18 ABR 11,250 Illegal 7.62 900 706 MK-1 EMR 12,500 Illegal 7.66 940 600 Mk14 8,750 Illegal 7.62 930 706 SPAR-17 10,000 Illegal 7.62 900 600 Mk200 x Illegal 6.5 x 800 LIM-85 x Illegal 5.56 915 400/800 Police P07 $500 Cadet+ 9mm 410 462 Protector 1000 Cadet+ 9mm 375 896 Mk20 1500 Cadet+ 5.56 900 857 SPAR-16 1800 Cadet+ 5.56 800 857 MXC 2100 Constable+ 6.5 720 625 SDAR 1200 Constable+ 5.56 DP 0 600 MX 2400 Constable+ 6.5 800 625 MXM 3600 Corporal+ 6.5 920 625 Vermin SMG 2280 Corporal+ .45 ACP 280 1200 TRG-20 2160 Corporal+ 5.56 840 750 TRg-21 2160 Corporal+ 5.56 920 750 Zubr 700 Sergeant + .45 ACP 420 231 4-Five 1500 Lieutenant+ .45 ACP 380 600 SPAR-17 4800 Lieutenant+ 7.62 900 600 MK-1 EMR 5400 Lieutenant+ 7.62 940 600 Disclaimer All prices in this document are subject to vary depending on the available quantity of said rifle in the market.
All prices in this document are subject to vary depending on the tax set by the governor of the server.
This document is by no mean an extension to the APD guide book on the basis of legality on weapons.
I will fix any incorrect information upon request.
Muzzle Velocity And Fire Rate Information was Obtained from Reach Elite Forces
All gun legality is assuming you have required license.

I wish I could read this top classified APD document. Unfortunately I fall asleep half way through every time..

@Flameless
 
how to drive a boat in a successful manner 

then @Bloodhound goes and ruins it, BIG BEECH.