Sojobo

Nothing like reliving a few memories, even BIONIC made it into the photo, it wasn't long til they went off and made Olympus then... I'm not sure who in this photo is still around with us but I know @Sojobo is, if you see yourself add me up on steam
 

 
 

• Space Turtles •
Space Turtles is a fairly old gang but has never had a thread so I figured I'd go ahead and post this up so people who are interested can have a place to ask questions and what not. The majority of our members are also APD members and we'd prefer to keep it that way, we're either playing cop together or civ together - it's no fun taking down your buddies so it's important to us that we all roll together.
We are active on Server 3.
As expected our members are in fact turtles, turtles from space.
• Space Policy •
All turtles are expected to abide by server rules at all times, any turtle caught stepping out of line will be immediately removed from the team.
It only takes 1 person to ruin the reputation of an entire gang and as such we do not stand for any breach of server rules within our ranks.
• Recruitment •
Recruitment is currently: CLOSED.
Applicants can be accepted by LTs and Captains only.
 All applicants must have a microphone and be able to use TeamSpeak.
Recruit period will be determined by the Captains.
It is also preferable that you are not a pleb and can listen.
• The Team •


• Application •
Please Follow the format below when applying.
In-game name: Sojobo

Age: 12 Years Old
Time spent on Asylum: 100 hours [Please include a Screenshot]
Previous admin action: I got banned for duping water bottles last week.

Why do you want to join us: You guys seem like suitable friends
About you : I've previously been a part of Aegis, Paradox and Insidious. I live in Europe and I'm a 12 year old squeaker.
Note: Failure to list all previous admin action will result in immediate denial.
 
A taste of being a turtle;
 
 

Damnit I've been named and shamed!

Beef we love you and wish you the best 
@BioHazard @Will @HomeUser @George and Max but i can't tag him
oh and i can't forget you @Beef
 

• Space Turtles •
Space Turtles is a fairly old gang but has never had a thread so I figured I'd go ahead and post this up so people who are interested can have a place to ask questions and what not. The majority of our members are also APD members and we'd prefer to keep it that way, we're either playing cop together or civ together - it's no fun taking down your buddies so it's important to us that we all roll together.
We are active on Server 3.
As expected our members are in fact turtles, turtles from space.
• Space Policy •
All turtles are expected to abide by server rules at all times, any turtle caught stepping out of line will be immediately removed from the team.
It only takes 1 person to ruin the reputation of an entire gang and as such we do not stand for any breach of server rules within our ranks.
• Recruitment •
Recruitment is currently: CLOSED.
Applicants can be accepted by LTs and Captains only.
 All applicants must have a microphone and be able to use TeamSpeak.
Recruit period will be determined by the Captains.
It is also preferable that you are not a pleb and can listen.
• The Team •


• Application •
Please Follow the format below when applying.
In-game name: Sojobo

Age: 12 Years Old
Time spent on Asylum: 100 hours [Please include a Screenshot]
Previous admin action: I got banned for duping water bottles last week.

Why do you want to join us: You guys seem like suitable friends
About you : I've previously been a part of Aegis, Paradox and Insidious. I live in Europe and I'm a 12 year old squeaker.
Note: Failure to list all previous admin action will result in immediate denial.
 
A taste of being a turtle;
 
 

This took a lot of time and effort to do but I'm hoping you guys enjoy this video as much as I enjoyed making it! Big thank you to everyone who took part and especially iFox for the help with lyrics.
The APD Made Me Do It
@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@Jamooze
You're looking at the most smooth, Head Honcho yeah they call me Captain Jamooze, 
And I don't have to show proof,  Rank proves itself, I put in work and never lose. 
And it ain't about The APD, It's about providing civs a feeling of safety.
It's about keeping honour, ain't nothing like a man that can do what he wanna.
    
@Hypanius
Ain't nothing like a man that you knew when he was young, see him rank up, and show what he's become. 
Watch me grow up, from a little ole cadet, but step to me, and ill show you what you get.
 I'm Hypanius, I'm a hell of a threat, think I break the rules?  I ain't even break a sweat. 
You newbies don't get it, as soon as you submit it,  You recognize I'm a Captain, and you a lieutenant.

@Warbalin
If I increase your ticket, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Abstand
If I catch you killin' turtles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Aabrams
If I send ya straight to jail, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Sneaky
If I shoot you in the face, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Dantalion
I'm as hard as the VDub Beetle, Undercover, civs flock as they thread the needle
Outnumbered, I Just loaded lethals, Poppin' shots in your head just to defeat you.
@Bama
Bama ain't clownin', y'all shootin' at me, while I just downin', with that fearless flow, don't get near this though, if you scared jus' go! 
@Snatch
I keep you locked up, and why should I change that?  Why you Rebels tryin' all your Prison Break attacks?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
But ain't you the same cats, that nearly cried when we seized your cocaine back?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
Tryna catch me a fresh batch, how you gon' run from me, ain't you never heard of Snatch.
You rebels can try to run, hope you're faster than the bullets that are flying from my gun.

@Huang Peng
If you die in my custody, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Isper
If I authorize lethals, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Mayhem
If I take down your gang, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Reavantos
If I ram you with nitrous, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Serpico
You Pray to god if I catch you twice, Better come up with a story that I like.  keep on spitting shit but you
ain't making sense, you could try to plea all self defense.  Use your brain, not your gat, use your brain or pay a
stack,  It's a ticket or your rap.  Don't be scared of the prison, walk up in there, and show 'em who you is'm.
@DJScias
And don't be material, I grew up on rubber with the Sting 9mil.  I never forgot Bad Blood, and Adminotive, But
look at gangs now, 'tatoes with a big ass dream.
@Wondero
I would tap you, if you would just peek for once, I'd one tap her, but she was always on the run.  Cause da
Police, go hard like cronies, We just stopped your weak bank, APD ain't no phonies.

@Starance
So if I seize all your vehicles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@JediNarwals
If I take intel from your stream, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Slittcer
If I shoot down your orca, ain't not hing to it - the APD made me do it
@Dust Runner
If I interupt your cartel, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@HotWings
Oh yeah and another thing
For all you plebs that don't do APD
Don't get on the forum talking 'bout APD
Cause 9 times outta 10 you don't know the fuck you talk about
Talk about that gang bullshit you do
Stay the fuck out of mine
 

It's been a few weeks since we patched (what with the holidays and all).  I hope everyone had a nice break.  We have lots of feature tweaks and bug fixes in this patch (thanks @Gnashes).  We also have a feature that has changed substantially, but I hope it will help with the overall memory utilization on the servers.  We will just have to see how this pans out.  
You now "toggle" house crates into displaying or hiding while scrollwheeling on your homes (Show Crates and Hide Crates) The proper talent is now needed to detonate a suicide vest Cop gear check now works properly and will seize non-whitelisted gear Trackers placed on vehicles will persist through the player disconnecting and reconnecting Salt is now able to be mined anywhere the ground is "salt" Feign picking for UCs only shows when not in a vehicle now (rank must be hidden as well) Cadets may no longer offer Parole Flipping a vehicle should no longer allow for explosions You can no longer pickup items from inside a vehicle Master Bounty Hunter requirement changed to "Motivated" Put in/Pull Out of vehicle is yellow for ease of access You can no longer toggle the locks on Asylum-placed houses when not in a gang Cadets can now seize illegal items into evidence You can no longer commit suicide if you are downed Moved MX/MXC to Skiptracer, added Skiptracer vehicle and clothing shop. (Master Bounty Hunters Only) Added apex vehicle color variants (Donation Level Requirements can be found HERE) Bounty Hunters may now get into their own vehicle if it is locked Restrain Hotkey exploit prevention Police can arrest fugitives from higher floors at HQ locations now Civs can pull undowned, unrestrained people from cars they have the keys to. Flashbangs are being purchased from a new distributer, Black Cat USA. They promise increased effectiveness at marginal cost increases UCs should see all scopes in the shops now Apex Predators can buy 6.5mm lethal mags at Skiptracer Removed 3 second wait when dropping all of multiple items UC SGT+ Gets Zubr and Yorris Modified Athira Checkpoint at the request of checkpoint-inclined officers Marker Opacity sliders should no longer affect houses or fugitive tracks Fixed a bug where pardoning would always clear parole, even if canceled Added two new talents related to drug runners. Drug Runners now have a slim chance to alert talented police officers of your destination when taking a mission Improved the "Snitches" talent for police. It should be much more active now. Fixed bug with disarming You may no longer access your cellphone while dead Wong's no longer accepts goods imported from other islands You may no longer store a vehicle while "in combat".  Think of this like the aggression system for your vehicles. Corrected calculation error with Master Crusader payout bonus Corrected bug which allowed Master Bounty Hunters with the "Master of Information" talent to have no cooldown on tracking Athira HQ walls have been reinforced Added proper checks to vehicle crafting factories to ensure only unlocked skins are available  
Hotfix 1:
Fixed a bug preventing vehicle skins from loot crates from being crafted and purchased The "Hide Storage" option has been removed.  We are not seeing a reduction in memory when crates are hidden, so I'm removing that option Fixed the Skiptracer vehicle shop near DP19 to make vehicles spawn at that location The APD on Tanoa may now purchase APD and under cover jeeps. Hotfix 2:
Crates will now be able to be spawned if you have soft logged or disconnected and then come back to the server.  For gang crates, if the person that originally hit "Show Storage" DCs, then someone else in the gang will need to "Show Storage" again to bring them back in.   Prisoners will now be able to get their aggression out once again in laser tag MBH tracking message should now show the proper time until you can re-track your bounty Drug runner plane pings should now show an actual message to the APD  
Hotfix 3:
APD officers on Tanoa will now receive a hazard pay bonus of 20% for most actions The bounty hunter shop on Tanoa will have more items available in order to match similar shops on Altis Masks will again hide names at distance as they shouldVarious wording changes on system messages APD jeeps on Tanoa will have lights now Hotfix 3a (server side only):
Garage attendants now feel compelled to refill smokes on your Ifrit or Strider for you when you store your vehicle.  
Hotfix 4:
The calculation for how cartel fridge's fill with dirty money has been tweaked.  If a server is near full, the fridge will fill much faster - but if the server has few players, then the fridge will fill much slower.   The price of meth has been increased by ~17% Various map marker colors have been tweaked to work better Fixed a few minor exploits

This took a lot of time and effort to do but I'm hoping you guys enjoy this video as much as I enjoyed making it! Big thank you to everyone who took part and especially iFox for the help with lyrics.
The APD Made Me Do It
@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@Jamooze
You're looking at the most smooth, Head Honcho yeah they call me Captain Jamooze, 
And I don't have to show proof,  Rank proves itself, I put in work and never lose. 
And it ain't about The APD, It's about providing civs a feeling of safety.
It's about keeping honour, ain't nothing like a man that can do what he wanna.
    
@Hypanius
Ain't nothing like a man that you knew when he was young, see him rank up, and show what he's become. 
Watch me grow up, from a little ole cadet, but step to me, and ill show you what you get.
 I'm Hypanius, I'm a hell of a threat, think I break the rules?  I ain't even break a sweat. 
You newbies don't get it, as soon as you submit it,  You recognize I'm a Captain, and you a lieutenant.

@Warbalin
If I increase your ticket, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Abstand
If I catch you killin' turtles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Aabrams
If I send ya straight to jail, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Sneaky
If I shoot you in the face, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Dantalion
I'm as hard as the VDub Beetle, Undercover, civs flock as they thread the needle
Outnumbered, I Just loaded lethals, Poppin' shots in your head just to defeat you.
@Bama
Bama ain't clownin', y'all shootin' at me, while I just downin', with that fearless flow, don't get near this though, if you scared jus' go! 
@Snatch
I keep you locked up, and why should I change that?  Why you Rebels tryin' all your Prison Break attacks?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
But ain't you the same cats, that nearly cried when we seized your cocaine back?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
Tryna catch me a fresh batch, how you gon' run from me, ain't you never heard of Snatch.
You rebels can try to run, hope you're faster than the bullets that are flying from my gun.

@Huang Peng
If you die in my custody, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Isper
If I authorize lethals, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Mayhem
If I take down your gang, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Reavantos
If I ram you with nitrous, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Serpico
You Pray to god if I catch you twice, Better come up with a story that I like.  keep on spitting shit but you
ain't making sense, you could try to plea all self defense.  Use your brain, not your gat, use your brain or pay a
stack,  It's a ticket or your rap.  Don't be scared of the prison, walk up in there, and show 'em who you is'm.
@DJScias
And don't be material, I grew up on rubber with the Sting 9mil.  I never forgot Bad Blood, and Adminotive, But
look at gangs now, 'tatoes with a big ass dream.
@Wondero
I would tap you, if you would just peek for once, I'd one tap her, but she was always on the run.  Cause da
Police, go hard like cronies, We just stopped your weak bank, APD ain't no phonies.

@Starance
So if I seize all your vehicles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@JediNarwals
If I take intel from your stream, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Slittcer
If I shoot down your orca, ain't not hing to it - the APD made me do it
@Dust Runner
If I interupt your cartel, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@HotWings
Oh yeah and another thing
For all you plebs that don't do APD
Don't get on the forum talking 'bout APD
Cause 9 times outta 10 you don't know the fuck you talk about
Talk about that gang bullshit you do
Stay the fuck out of mine
 

Damnit I've been named and shamed!

In-game name: DressBuck
Time spent on Asylum: https://gyazo.com/ee891185adf8514bf1e5e871ac12f097
Previous admin action: Maybe once a year ago, I dont remember what for.
Why do you want to join us: I know a lot of people in the gang and would like to play and have fun with a great group of people. Plus I love fighting cartels and have a stable bank to keep fighting and mes around with cops. 
About you : I was in eclipse, Void, and Sanctity. I am in Central Time Zone. I am 17 and been playing asylum for a long time and would like to join this gang to play with a lot of my friends and make new friends as well.

In-game name: Blitzkrieg
Time spent on Asylum: https://gyazo.com/54d51960d5b3d0607e98725c6eafbfca
Previous admin action: I've been banned for rdm twice but got both overturned
Why do you want to join us: I've known many of you for a while and I'd rather roll with a gang rather than be alone like i've been doing since Eclipse disbanded.
About you : I've previously been a part of the Saints and Eclipse. I'm 19 and from New Jersey. I don't know what else to really say. Sup Gash
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In-game name: nova (formerly NovalokHD) 
Time spent on Asylum: http://imgur.com/a/zaVyo 750+ hours
Previous admin action: I've never been bannned
Why do you want to join us: I've met some of you both through the APD and some through the civ life. I really want a group that I can communicate and roll with no matter the task at hand.
About you : I've previously been a part of a few smaller gangs however, its time to step up. I'm 26 and from Oklahoma. I can't hot drop a heli.....so never let me pilot!

Finally got the gang colours back on my ifrit     Ignore the Chinese repair guy, i need to save money 

• Space Turtles •
Space Turtles is a fairly old gang but has never had a thread so I figured I'd go ahead and post this up so people who are interested can have a place to ask questions and what not. The majority of our members are also APD members and we'd prefer to keep it that way, we're either playing cop together or civ together - it's no fun taking down your buddies so it's important to us that we all roll together.
We are active on Server 3.
As expected our members are in fact turtles, turtles from space.
• Space Policy •
All turtles are expected to abide by server rules at all times, any turtle caught stepping out of line will be immediately removed from the team.
It only takes 1 person to ruin the reputation of an entire gang and as such we do not stand for any breach of server rules within our ranks.
• Recruitment •
Recruitment is currently: CLOSED.
Applicants can be accepted by LTs and Captains only.
 All applicants must have a microphone and be able to use TeamSpeak.
Recruit period will be determined by the Captains.
It is also preferable that you are not a pleb and can listen.
• The Team •


• Application •
Please Follow the format below when applying.
In-game name: Sojobo

Age: 12 Years Old
Time spent on Asylum: 100 hours [Please include a Screenshot]
Previous admin action: I got banned for duping water bottles last week.

Why do you want to join us: You guys seem like suitable friends
About you : I've previously been a part of Aegis, Paradox and Insidious. I live in Europe and I'm a 12 year old squeaker.
Note: Failure to list all previous admin action will result in immediate denial.
 
A taste of being a turtle;
 
 

@Starance Backup on Starance's position! 

Damnit I've been named and shamed!

In-game name: Hoover
Time spent on Asylum: 2900+ hours
Previous admin action: Banned for accidental VDM, reduced to 1day
Why do you want to join us: I was a previous turtle in space back in the olden days, also I only play arma when u guys are on and ur ts is basically my home <3
About you : I used to be a massive pleb but now I'm reformed.

Hello, I am very sorry for leaving Space Turtles a year ago to join another gang. This is my apology to the og Space Turtles and its members. I really would like to come back to my first gang and my home gang. Please consider my apology. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Space Turtles is the greatest gang in the world. <3  

• Space Turtles •
Space Turtles is a fairly old gang but has never had a thread so I figured I'd go ahead and post this up so people who are interested can have a place to ask questions and what not. The majority of our members are also APD members and we'd prefer to keep it that way, we're either playing cop together or civ together - it's no fun taking down your buddies so it's important to us that we all roll together.
We are active on Server 3.
As expected our members are in fact turtles, turtles from space.
• Space Policy •
All turtles are expected to abide by server rules at all times, any turtle caught stepping out of line will be immediately removed from the team.
It only takes 1 person to ruin the reputation of an entire gang and as such we do not stand for any breach of server rules within our ranks.
• Recruitment •
Recruitment is currently: CLOSED.
Applicants can be accepted by LTs and Captains only.
 All applicants must have a microphone and be able to use TeamSpeak.
Recruit period will be determined by the Captains.
It is also preferable that you are not a pleb and can listen.
• The Team •


• Application •
Please Follow the format below when applying.
In-game name: Sojobo

Age: 12 Years Old
Time spent on Asylum: 100 hours [Please include a Screenshot]
Previous admin action: I got banned for duping water bottles last week.

Why do you want to join us: You guys seem like suitable friends
About you : I've previously been a part of Aegis, Paradox and Insidious. I live in Europe and I'm a 12 year old squeaker.
Note: Failure to list all previous admin action will result in immediate denial.
 
A taste of being a turtle;
 
 

This took a lot of time and effort to do but I'm hoping you guys enjoy this video as much as I enjoyed making it! Big thank you to everyone who took part and especially iFox for the help with lyrics.
The APD Made Me Do It
@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@Jamooze
You're looking at the most smooth, Head Honcho yeah they call me Captain Jamooze, 
And I don't have to show proof,  Rank proves itself, I put in work and never lose. 
And it ain't about The APD, It's about providing civs a feeling of safety.
It's about keeping honour, ain't nothing like a man that can do what he wanna.
    
@Hypanius
Ain't nothing like a man that you knew when he was young, see him rank up, and show what he's become. 
Watch me grow up, from a little ole cadet, but step to me, and ill show you what you get.
 I'm Hypanius, I'm a hell of a threat, think I break the rules?  I ain't even break a sweat. 
You newbies don't get it, as soon as you submit it,  You recognize I'm a Captain, and you a lieutenant.

@Warbalin
If I increase your ticket, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Abstand
If I catch you killin' turtles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Aabrams
If I send ya straight to jail, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Sneaky
If I shoot you in the face, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Dantalion
I'm as hard as the VDub Beetle, Undercover, civs flock as they thread the needle
Outnumbered, I Just loaded lethals, Poppin' shots in your head just to defeat you.
@Bama
Bama ain't clownin', y'all shootin' at me, while I just downin', with that fearless flow, don't get near this though, if you scared jus' go! 
@Snatch
I keep you locked up, and why should I change that?  Why you Rebels tryin' all your Prison Break attacks?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
But ain't you the same cats, that nearly cried when we seized your cocaine back?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
Tryna catch me a fresh batch, how you gon' run from me, ain't you never heard of Snatch.
You rebels can try to run, hope you're faster than the bullets that are flying from my gun.

@Huang Peng
If you die in my custody, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Isper
If I authorize lethals, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Mayhem
If I take down your gang, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Reavantos
If I ram you with nitrous, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Serpico
You Pray to god if I catch you twice, Better come up with a story that I like.  keep on spitting shit but you
ain't making sense, you could try to plea all self defense.  Use your brain, not your gat, use your brain or pay a
stack,  It's a ticket or your rap.  Don't be scared of the prison, walk up in there, and show 'em who you is'm.
@DJScias
And don't be material, I grew up on rubber with the Sting 9mil.  I never forgot Bad Blood, and Adminotive, But
look at gangs now, 'tatoes with a big ass dream.
@Wondero
I would tap you, if you would just peek for once, I'd one tap her, but she was always on the run.  Cause da
Police, go hard like cronies, We just stopped your weak bank, APD ain't no phonies.

@Starance
So if I seize all your vehicles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@JediNarwals
If I take intel from your stream, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Slittcer
If I shoot down your orca, ain't not hing to it - the APD made me do it
@Dust Runner
If I interupt your cartel, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@HotWings
Oh yeah and another thing
For all you plebs that don't do APD
Don't get on the forum talking 'bout APD
Cause 9 times outta 10 you don't know the fuck you talk about
Talk about that gang bullshit you do
Stay the fuck out of mine
 

This took a lot of time and effort to do but I'm hoping you guys enjoy this video as much as I enjoyed making it! Big thank you to everyone who took part and especially iFox for the help with lyrics.
The APD Made Me Do It
@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@Jamooze
You're looking at the most smooth, Head Honcho yeah they call me Captain Jamooze, 
And I don't have to show proof,  Rank proves itself, I put in work and never lose. 
And it ain't about The APD, It's about providing civs a feeling of safety.
It's about keeping honour, ain't nothing like a man that can do what he wanna.
    
@Hypanius
Ain't nothing like a man that you knew when he was young, see him rank up, and show what he's become. 
Watch me grow up, from a little ole cadet, but step to me, and ill show you what you get.
 I'm Hypanius, I'm a hell of a threat, think I break the rules?  I ain't even break a sweat. 
You newbies don't get it, as soon as you submit it,  You recognize I'm a Captain, and you a lieutenant.

@Warbalin
If I increase your ticket, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Abstand
If I catch you killin' turtles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Aabrams
If I send ya straight to jail, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Sneaky
If I shoot you in the face, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Dantalion
I'm as hard as the VDub Beetle, Undercover, civs flock as they thread the needle
Outnumbered, I Just loaded lethals, Poppin' shots in your head just to defeat you.
@Bama
Bama ain't clownin', y'all shootin' at me, while I just downin', with that fearless flow, don't get near this though, if you scared jus' go! 
@Snatch
I keep you locked up, and why should I change that?  Why you Rebels tryin' all your Prison Break attacks?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
But ain't you the same cats, that nearly cried when we seized your cocaine back?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
Tryna catch me a fresh batch, how you gon' run from me, ain't you never heard of Snatch.
You rebels can try to run, hope you're faster than the bullets that are flying from my gun.

@Huang Peng
If you die in my custody, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Isper
If I authorize lethals, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Mayhem
If I take down your gang, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Reavantos
If I ram you with nitrous, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Serpico
You Pray to god if I catch you twice, Better come up with a story that I like.  keep on spitting shit but you
ain't making sense, you could try to plea all self defense.  Use your brain, not your gat, use your brain or pay a
stack,  It's a ticket or your rap.  Don't be scared of the prison, walk up in there, and show 'em who you is'm.
@DJScias
And don't be material, I grew up on rubber with the Sting 9mil.  I never forgot Bad Blood, and Adminotive, But
look at gangs now, 'tatoes with a big ass dream.
@Wondero
I would tap you, if you would just peek for once, I'd one tap her, but she was always on the run.  Cause da
Police, go hard like cronies, We just stopped your weak bank, APD ain't no phonies.

@Starance
So if I seize all your vehicles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@JediNarwals
If I take intel from your stream, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Slittcer
If I shoot down your orca, ain't not hing to it - the APD made me do it
@Dust Runner
If I interupt your cartel, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@HotWings
Oh yeah and another thing
For all you plebs that don't do APD
Don't get on the forum talking 'bout APD
Cause 9 times outta 10 you don't know the fuck you talk about
Talk about that gang bullshit you do
Stay the fuck out of mine
 

This took a lot of time and effort to do but I'm hoping you guys enjoy this video as much as I enjoyed making it! Big thank you to everyone who took part and especially iFox for the help with lyrics.
The APD Made Me Do It
@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@Jamooze
You're looking at the most smooth, Head Honcho yeah they call me Captain Jamooze, 
And I don't have to show proof,  Rank proves itself, I put in work and never lose. 
And it ain't about The APD, It's about providing civs a feeling of safety.
It's about keeping honour, ain't nothing like a man that can do what he wanna.
    
@Hypanius
Ain't nothing like a man that you knew when he was young, see him rank up, and show what he's become. 
Watch me grow up, from a little ole cadet, but step to me, and ill show you what you get.
 I'm Hypanius, I'm a hell of a threat, think I break the rules?  I ain't even break a sweat. 
You newbies don't get it, as soon as you submit it,  You recognize I'm a Captain, and you a lieutenant.

@Warbalin
If I increase your ticket, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Abstand
If I catch you killin' turtles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Aabrams
If I send ya straight to jail, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Sneaky
If I shoot you in the face, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Dantalion
I'm as hard as the VDub Beetle, Undercover, civs flock as they thread the needle
Outnumbered, I Just loaded lethals, Poppin' shots in your head just to defeat you.
@Bama
Bama ain't clownin', y'all shootin' at me, while I just downin', with that fearless flow, don't get near this though, if you scared jus' go! 
@Snatch
I keep you locked up, and why should I change that?  Why you Rebels tryin' all your Prison Break attacks?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
But ain't you the same cats, that nearly cried when we seized your cocaine back?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
Tryna catch me a fresh batch, how you gon' run from me, ain't you never heard of Snatch.
You rebels can try to run, hope you're faster than the bullets that are flying from my gun.

@Huang Peng
If you die in my custody, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Isper
If I authorize lethals, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Mayhem
If I take down your gang, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Reavantos
If I ram you with nitrous, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Serpico
You Pray to god if I catch you twice, Better come up with a story that I like.  keep on spitting shit but you
ain't making sense, you could try to plea all self defense.  Use your brain, not your gat, use your brain or pay a
stack,  It's a ticket or your rap.  Don't be scared of the prison, walk up in there, and show 'em who you is'm.
@DJScias
And don't be material, I grew up on rubber with the Sting 9mil.  I never forgot Bad Blood, and Adminotive, But
look at gangs now, 'tatoes with a big ass dream.
@Wondero
I would tap you, if you would just peek for once, I'd one tap her, but she was always on the run.  Cause da
Police, go hard like cronies, We just stopped your weak bank, APD ain't no phonies.

@Starance
So if I seize all your vehicles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@JediNarwals
If I take intel from your stream, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Slittcer
If I shoot down your orca, ain't not hing to it - the APD made me do it
@Dust Runner
If I interupt your cartel, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@HotWings
Oh yeah and another thing
For all you plebs that don't do APD
Don't get on the forum talking 'bout APD
Cause 9 times outta 10 you don't know the fuck you talk about
Talk about that gang bullshit you do
Stay the fuck out of mine
 

This took a lot of time and effort to do but I'm hoping you guys enjoy this video as much as I enjoyed making it! Big thank you to everyone who took part and especially iFox for the help with lyrics.
The APD Made Me Do It
@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@Jamooze
You're looking at the most smooth, Head Honcho yeah they call me Captain Jamooze, 
And I don't have to show proof,  Rank proves itself, I put in work and never lose. 
And it ain't about The APD, It's about providing civs a feeling of safety.
It's about keeping honour, ain't nothing like a man that can do what he wanna.
    
@Hypanius
Ain't nothing like a man that you knew when he was young, see him rank up, and show what he's become. 
Watch me grow up, from a little ole cadet, but step to me, and ill show you what you get.
 I'm Hypanius, I'm a hell of a threat, think I break the rules?  I ain't even break a sweat. 
You newbies don't get it, as soon as you submit it,  You recognize I'm a Captain, and you a lieutenant.

@Warbalin
If I increase your ticket, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Abstand
If I catch you killin' turtles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Aabrams
If I send ya straight to jail, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Sneaky
If I shoot you in the face, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Dantalion
I'm as hard as the VDub Beetle, Undercover, civs flock as they thread the needle
Outnumbered, I Just loaded lethals, Poppin' shots in your head just to defeat you.
@Bama
Bama ain't clownin', y'all shootin' at me, while I just downin', with that fearless flow, don't get near this though, if you scared jus' go! 
@Snatch
I keep you locked up, and why should I change that?  Why you Rebels tryin' all your Prison Break attacks?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
But ain't you the same cats, that nearly cried when we seized your cocaine back?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
Tryna catch me a fresh batch, how you gon' run from me, ain't you never heard of Snatch.
You rebels can try to run, hope you're faster than the bullets that are flying from my gun.

@Huang Peng
If you die in my custody, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Isper
If I authorize lethals, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Mayhem
If I take down your gang, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Reavantos
If I ram you with nitrous, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Serpico
You Pray to god if I catch you twice, Better come up with a story that I like.  keep on spitting shit but you
ain't making sense, you could try to plea all self defense.  Use your brain, not your gat, use your brain or pay a
stack,  It's a ticket or your rap.  Don't be scared of the prison, walk up in there, and show 'em who you is'm.
@DJScias
And don't be material, I grew up on rubber with the Sting 9mil.  I never forgot Bad Blood, and Adminotive, But
look at gangs now, 'tatoes with a big ass dream.
@Wondero
I would tap you, if you would just peek for once, I'd one tap her, but she was always on the run.  Cause da
Police, go hard like cronies, We just stopped your weak bank, APD ain't no phonies.

@Starance
So if I seize all your vehicles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@JediNarwals
If I take intel from your stream, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Slittcer
If I shoot down your orca, ain't not hing to it - the APD made me do it
@Dust Runner
If I interupt your cartel, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@HotWings
Oh yeah and another thing
For all you plebs that don't do APD
Don't get on the forum talking 'bout APD
Cause 9 times outta 10 you don't know the fuck you talk about
Talk about that gang bullshit you do
Stay the fuck out of mine
 

This took a lot of time and effort to do but I'm hoping you guys enjoy this video as much as I enjoyed making it! Big thank you to everyone who took part and especially iFox for the help with lyrics.
The APD Made Me Do It
@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@Jamooze
You're looking at the most smooth, Head Honcho yeah they call me Captain Jamooze, 
And I don't have to show proof,  Rank proves itself, I put in work and never lose. 
And it ain't about The APD, It's about providing civs a feeling of safety.
It's about keeping honour, ain't nothing like a man that can do what he wanna.
    
@Hypanius
Ain't nothing like a man that you knew when he was young, see him rank up, and show what he's become. 
Watch me grow up, from a little ole cadet, but step to me, and ill show you what you get.
 I'm Hypanius, I'm a hell of a threat, think I break the rules?  I ain't even break a sweat. 
You newbies don't get it, as soon as you submit it,  You recognize I'm a Captain, and you a lieutenant.

@Warbalin
If I increase your ticket, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Abstand
If I catch you killin' turtles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Aabrams
If I send ya straight to jail, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Sneaky
If I shoot you in the face, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Dantalion
I'm as hard as the VDub Beetle, Undercover, civs flock as they thread the needle
Outnumbered, I Just loaded lethals, Poppin' shots in your head just to defeat you.
@Bama
Bama ain't clownin', y'all shootin' at me, while I just downin', with that fearless flow, don't get near this though, if you scared jus' go! 
@Snatch
I keep you locked up, and why should I change that?  Why you Rebels tryin' all your Prison Break attacks?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
But ain't you the same cats, that nearly cried when we seized your cocaine back?
@Killswitch
Say what, say what?!
@Snatch
Tryna catch me a fresh batch, how you gon' run from me, ain't you never heard of Snatch.
You rebels can try to run, hope you're faster than the bullets that are flying from my gun.

@Huang Peng
If you die in my custody, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Isper
If I authorize lethals, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Mayhem
If I take down your gang, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Reavantos
If I ram you with nitrous, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Serpico
You Pray to god if I catch you twice, Better come up with a story that I like.  keep on spitting shit but you
ain't making sense, you could try to plea all self defense.  Use your brain, not your gat, use your brain or pay a
stack,  It's a ticket or your rap.  Don't be scared of the prison, walk up in there, and show 'em who you is'm.
@DJScias
And don't be material, I grew up on rubber with the Sting 9mil.  I never forgot Bad Blood, and Adminotive, But
look at gangs now, 'tatoes with a big ass dream.
@Wondero
I would tap you, if you would just peek for once, I'd one tap her, but she was always on the run.  Cause da
Police, go hard like cronies, We just stopped your weak bank, APD ain't no phonies.

@Starance
So if I seize all your vehicles, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@JediNarwals
If I take intel from your stream, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it
@Slittcer
If I shoot down your orca, ain't not hing to it - the APD made me do it
@Dust Runner
If I interupt your cartel, ain't nothing to it - the APD made me do it

@Sojobo
You plebs know how the fuck I roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll roll
You plebs know how the fuck I roll it's the A P D, A P D

@HotWings
Oh yeah and another thing
For all you plebs that don't do APD
Don't get on the forum talking 'bout APD
Cause 9 times outta 10 you don't know the fuck you talk about
Talk about that gang bullshit you do
Stay the fuck out of mine
 

For this patch we have significantly altered the prison break mechanic in the game to match the new prison.  The new system should be more dynamic than the current prison system.  We hope you like it!
To begin a prison a prison break, you need to get into the front prison building.  Hint: Cutting the power to the prison has the chance to decrease the time to break into the prison.   After accessing the main prison building, you should look for a way to disengage the interior locks and security.   As you progress through the prison, be wary of the prison guards that may be roaming throughout the complex.   You will need to have lockpicks to successfully open the gates inside the prison.   You also need to make sure that the APD and/or prison guards do not restore power to the prison.  When they do you may become trapped inside! Other misc. features and bug fixes:
The rehab clinic now takes into account the level of addiction you have Tents may be searched and illegal items may be seized from inside them The APD can seize items from backpacks inside of vehicles The APD can seize illegal clothing from vehicles Players that you have aggression with will now properly be displayed in vehicles APD names will now properly display while in vehicles You can now gather sheet metal at the prison Crafting vehicles should no longer bypass garage limitations Speed cameras now indicate your direction of travel and speed If you win the lottery, the news will now cover your good fortune Additional items may now be loaded into appropriate vehicles Gathering drugs with your gang talent will now work as intended Fixing a vehicle at a gas station now takes a small amount of time Fixed a few minor exploits Additionally, we have reduced the number of objects at the prison in order to try to enhance performance.  The performance issues tend to be somewhat random, but we have taken this chance to do a few things to try to enhance the experience for everyone.  
Edit:  This patch will roll out for Altis today, and for Tanoa soon.  We need to tweak the prison for Tanoa to fit the new mechanic.  
Hotfix 1:
Initiating a prison break now requires 3 APD members to be online (I forgot to re-enable this after testing - oops) The prison break area has been increased slightly.  Remember, you are breaking into a facility and should not be able to be beyond the red zone logically.  Stay in the red zone on your map when doing a prison break! Tents should place in front of you now You should no longer be able to lock or unlock a vehicle when downed LTs should no longer be able to remove their IR laser if they lack the space to store it properly Bug fixes related to healing