Kettles

2015: "Yall hear summ?"

2018 users: Hey guys, here's a throwback video from my time this passed year.
2014/2015 nibbuhs: *2014/2015 noises*

2018 users: Hey guys, here's a throwback video from my time this passed year.
2014/2015 nibbuhs: *2014/2015 noises*

2018 users: Hey guys, here's a throwback video from my time this passed year.
2014/2015 nibbuhs: *2014/2015 noises*

Maybe we can all make our beloved server better if we don't just keep trying to kill each other all the time, there's also a chance you can end up like these three idiots.
 

*You're
Can't call others retarded when you're retarded.

Rebel tree is gonna suck dick tbh

No one cares.

You know someone's bored as fuck when they complain about a video being posted in the wrong section.
You all need to go outside.

You know someone's bored as fuck when they complain about a video being posted in the wrong section.
You all need to go outside.

You know someone's bored as fuck when they complain about a video being posted in the wrong section.
You all need to go outside.

You know someone's bored as fuck when they complain about a video being posted in the wrong section.
You all need to go outside.

Zdravstvuyte Islanders! My in game name is Ivan Yerkinov , I am the self proclaimed governor of Pyrgos. I have been living on the Island for a little over a week. I have met plenty of great folks and plenty of not so great people. If you see me in game please try and initiate as much RP as possible before taking hostile action as I lean towards more RP than fire-fights therefore I rarely, rob, steal , and or stick up the working class. In the last week since I have started I have been actively working on creating a tight nit community of role-players who reside in Pyrgos , makin the town a lively and active place with little criminal activity , the criminal activity in the area will involve a heavy emphasis on RP and interaction with our Townies. We have worked with local Bounty Hunter forces to help patrol and protect the area while still providing the APD the ability to patol also. I urge any of the seasoned players or the news ones to stop by and meet me in game or just pm to introduce yourself. I love this game and Asylum is a great mix of fast paced action and Role Play. I wish everyone the best of luck. 
 
PS: If you're a new player and a really adamant about becoming part of our Pyrgos community stop by my Office (Church on Main Road) and I will donate you 5,000$ to help start your endeavour on the Island. This is a one time thing and I usually go through a vetting conversation to make sure you wont turn out to be a career criminal . 
 
I appreciate you all taking the time to read my intro.
 
PPS:
A few things you can look forward from me on the Forums are:
Weekly Pyrgos Newsletter Detailed real estate listings with pictures and descriptions (Good For RP and the Economy!) Short stories in a well written format detailing my adventures More to come as I progress through my life on the Island.   
Cheers!
 

Maybe next time 

not true IDIOT what about downing IDIOT

Very rude. You're also not doing well in those categories.

watch this video to watch me represent myself in the hardest case of my life.
 
 

yikes
 

Toxic

Ooooooh....sorry mr. Admin dicksucker 
 
Good thing no one gives a shit about your opinion.

Nice try but it doesn't come close to the original, which was created by my boy Smirnoff in case you didn't know.
It may show my bias but I do prefer this version because it harkens back to a time when the APD wasn't so shit.
 

Also, please note, anyone carrying any variant of the TRG is bad and should feel bad.

This thread is a Q&A thread, not a place to air your grievances. Take it to private messages.