Professor Pericles

Not until I come back as captain

Its amazing <3

Fuck it its worth a try 
Downloading it now 

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Arma 3 was released 5 years ago and for a while Asylum was one of the more popular Altis Life servers. While poor management, performance problems, toxic community members left unchecked and staff problems have an impact on population it isn't the reason for the downward trend. If anything those reasons just kept Asylum from reaching greater heights! There is only so much content and so many ideas you can create over this time period especially when we are just modifying the framework of a game. Eventually players move on to more fresh games and experiences. Arma 3 as a whole is on a downward trend but holy shit was it a fun ride. Arma 4 soon.tm 

This is true.  You guys dont even see 90% of his posts because I dont approve them. 
 
Holy fuck, the dumb hurts me so bad.

Married men... #’mIright? 

You don't know me. Don't judge me.

last friday a kid gave me a derooted palm tree during lunch, and when i tried to take it to class the administration took it to the deans office, I stole it back and rode my bike home in the rain in jousting position

... running in a HMMT with a parole violation... they do say cops never catch the smart criminals.

Lets farm the rest of that classified gear @Mitch (IFRIT)

Whoever the cunt was who edited my post, you made me think i had dementia. Thank you. 

more like brought pvp, roleplaying, scripting, duping, crashing, and lagging all together 

Ouch.. Prayers for a speedy recovery man

Ouch.. Prayers for a speedy recovery man

Ouch.. Prayers for a speedy recovery man

Ouch.. Prayers for a speedy recovery man

Whoever is working in the construction industry please ALWAYS wear goggles. Yesterday they saved my eye. I was cutting a hole in a ventilation duct, which I have done more than 100 time, but this time the isolation inside the duck burning because of the grinder spark created an accumulation of gas which made a huge explosion directly in my face which was 1 foot away from the hole I was cutting.( this isn't supposed to happen since the isolation is fireproof, what created the gas is a different glue the used to stick the isolation into the duct) . I was burned in all the face to the 1st and 2nd degree, I lost all hair in my face, My beard saved a part of my face because it burns instead of my skin. without those safety goggle I would of loss my eye. You only have 2 eyes please protect them. right now the only thing helping me is a high dose of morphine.  

Altis News 
Sept Ed 3
Brought to you by : Pyrgos Safety Group
Note from the Editor:
Hello friends, we at the newly re-branded Altis News Network have been diligently working,
to bring you the latest and greatest stories from all around our beautiful country of Altis.
due to the success of the Pyrgos News Network the company has decided to expand its coverage, 
to the whole of Altis. Our news letter will be instead released in two week intervals to allow our journalists
the time to write their stories and articles. We appreciate all of the support and feedback from our esteemed readers
and look forward to continued success.
- Ivan Yerkinov
 

APD Responds to Bank Robberies
What was once thought of as an insurmountable task , now looks like a ray of hope in a bleak fog.
Our last edition highlighted the string of bank robberies plaguing the country and the APD's inability to successfully respond accordingly. 
Since that expose the Altis Police Department stepped up its recruiting campaign and hired a surprisingly large and adept group of cadets. 
We all now some will not make it but the hopes of the Department seems to be on getting more boots on the ground to quell any insurrections that could have been funded
by these robberies, our investigative reporter IceVenom sent us a report on one of the notorious groups that have taken part in these robberies :
" 3:03 AM after the bank of Altis has closed a notorious gang known as "Drunk Squad" has broken into the bank armed to the teeth and waiting for a fight. Multiple fatalities at the bank including many police officers. After a long fight on the bank roof the officers lost yet another fight to the criminals. The criminals managed to make away with around 100 thousand dollars in bank notes."
Our reporters will continue to investigate the perpetrators and attempt to shed some light on the motives of the individuals in question. We will be bringing you continuous updates on this story.  We would also like to thank our reporters and officers risking their lives for the safety of the Country and to bring you the most telling news.
 
 
 

Where are all the Fish?
The fish seemed to have disappeared from most of Altis's markets
this seems to have stemmed from an influx of citizens steering away from lawful
work to unlawful work. With the new wave of officers patrolling the streets , will we see an increase 
in fish production? or will the staple food of the country become a scarcity leaving the citizens to sustain themselves
with grains and fruits. We cannot directly pinpoint the reasons but the ANN feels confident in its assessment and conclusion. 
 
 

Seismic Activity Wreaking Havoc
Across The Country    
Across all of Altis residents are awoken and startled by a large measurable increase in seismic activity
homes are being destroyed , and contractors are out in full force repairing and replacing the damage, the Governor has failed to comment on the the disaster response and 
the end to these nightmarish quakes  is no where in sight. The ANN urges all citizens to drive and walk with caution to avoid injury, the Medical examiner's office has issues a statement advising all citizens to seek medical attention upon any injuries to avoid prolonged disabilities. Anyone who has experience in the field of seismology is urged to assist in any capacity. 
 
This Concludes our 3rd edition of our Paper. We do want to apologize for the brevity of this edition as the new transition into a country wide news network has had a profound effect on our reporters who have been in the process of relocation to major cities across the country. We look forward to providing you with some news  footage on our next edition and urge our citizens and police force to participate in our reporting and news casting. 
 
 

Nope, stop.