KlausMikaelson

 
Not much to it but here it is

Side chat warrior earns you the most pts. per minute

Hours on Arma 3: idk like 1.6k or something.
Do you have a working mic: no i sat on it. 
Do you have team speak: ye
On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being lowest, 10 being highest) how mature are you: honestly, it depends. i can be a 10 and a 1
Will you use tactical communications when asked: you mean like swat?
Will you prioritize helping a gang member out over everything: if it means me goin to jail. fuck that kid. 

its ya BOY back with another banger.
im finally back now heres a video of my insane skill, beware ladies, you might get wet. id really prefer any feedback, editing took me a good minute, I took inspiration from god himself 01113, so shoutout 2 him!
WARNING: what you're about to witness can cause severe suicidal thoughts knowing you'll never be this good
 

Then why dont you fuck off to one then?

Stole an orca
Try flying it to kaval chopshop, get mem leak.
Cops in a hummingbird find me and start shooting at me
Somehow mem leak stops and i fly to chopshop
Before landing mem leak starts again, got like 2mins to land
Do it as safely as possible as i have 1fps
Land it, game freezes (1min left)
Game unfreezes last 30 secs
I run to chopshop... get the message "There are no vehicles near to sell"
Restart hits

 
P.S. After restart i log back in, orca gone (had 35 lockpicks on me)

 
 

Same  I made this new account..

Hey, it's me! You won't know me but you might now.
I'm Shorty and I'm part of Space Turtles, ex-addict to Arma where you might've found me on Server #3 roaming as a cop within the ST gang.
Once upon a time you never saw me play as a rebel because I'm the worst shooter you've ever seen, but nowadays you'll only find me on Tanoa! Uh oh!
Arma Memories


 
If you see me in game, give me a shout I'm one of the friendliest turtles you'll meet unless you shoot me! :'(
 

You made a mistake when you said "youre probably". If you're gonna talk shit about a person you should know who it is first. 
Now everyone has their own preferences towards the strictnesss of RP but the Asylum servers have been set up to be a light RP server. 

Yeah @Haych is a squeaker. He's from grand theft altis so he doesn't rp ether.

yeah fuck you @Haych you underage squeaker you've never roleplayed in your life gta rando

Holy shit I won't be running into you LOL...

They're in the ocean
Next.

 

Yes i have made another compilation XD enjoy
 

This is nothing racist or anything but I believe this has happened to many others also. I respect the 911 clan but guys seriously come on 
 
 

I said I was gonna make it longer but noone but Elysium provide quality fights 

No shit.

Sorry for the cop kills, Cartels are few and far between recently.

Ni Hao

they would all be perm banned, but they just come back under different accounts because they use a VPN to connect to the servers. 

Put it this way. If you see any of them in groups of 3 or more, just run!

This is nothing racist or anything but I believe this has happened to many others also. I respect the 911 clan but guys seriously come on 
 
 

This is nothing racist or anything but I believe this has happened to many others also. I respect the 911 clan but guys seriously come on